Fandom Advent: Part the Christmas Approacheth!

[endsthegame]

Hello, folks! This is your third and final Fandom Advent post of the season! Here's what we have in store for you this week:

Sunday, December 21st, we'll be invaded by bondage garland! Yep, these strands of tinsel love nothing more than wrapping around you like you're a tree. Whoops?
Monday, December 22nd, the island will be treated to a blast of creepy carols from Ingvar.
Tuesday, December 23rd, is the coming of Christmas Past! All round metal christmas ornaments will show you reflections of Fandom Christmases Past. (Either personal memories, things which another player has given you permission to witness, or stuff that happened publically and was reported on radio)
Wednesday, December 24st, the ornaments turn to Christmas Future. They will show you reflections of scenes from a possible future Christmas for your character.
Thursday, December 25th, we finish up with Christmas Present! Or, well. A Christmas present. From Fandom. Wrapped and on your bed. Some object (small enugh to fit on your bed) that you've either always wanted or didn't realize you needed, but it's perfect. Even those off-island.

Merry nearly Christmas, everyone!

Comments

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

For the Christmas Present, I just want to be specific. "Small enough to fit on your bed" is wonderfully vague, but I need to vague it down slightly since I woke up early and don't think I'm getting back to sleep.

So if it was a new mattress, it would have to be no bigger than the mattress you already have. But would you wake up on top of it because magic or would it be on you? And is there a height limit? Like, could it be a half-scale statue of a giraffe? Because that would be quite tall.

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

I should note that I blew the height question. I should have gone with "stripper pole" since that would go from bed to ceiling. Stripper pole.

[suitably_heroic]

If it would realistically kill you if it materialized on your bed, that's probably a no.

It can be stripper pole sized, provided it does not go straight through you and up into the ceiling, because that seems like the kind of messy situation Fosse would like to avoid. Unless you can bounce back from that sort of thing, but still, that seems like kind of a mean present.

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

What if it would in realistically kill you. Like, a catfish with a machine gun? That catfish can't handle a machine gun! BUT IT MIGHT.

[justlurkinghere]

Perhaps it was a memeber of the catfish special forces and then came home from war, only to watch it's family be gunned down by criminals and became The Pun-Fisher.

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

Beware his one recurring villain: Jigsawfish.

[sharp_as_knives]

You also missed asking if sapient creatures count.

[likes-ducklings.livejournal.com]

I just want to go on record saying that I love that baby Ingvar's goth phase. (YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN, MOM. ONLY LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS AND GHOSTS DO.)

[filleauloup]

*eyes events*

*bumps planned post up by two days*