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fandomhigh_ooc2015-01-16 10:17 am
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Incoming Weather Announcement!
Tomorrow, Saturday the 17th, Fandom Island will be under an all-day Glizzard Advisory!
Temperatures will be moderate for the area and season, but expect high winds, limited visibility, and a minimum glitter accumulation of 12 to 14 inches on the ground. Also your hair, clothes, cleavage, and any harder-to-reach places, should you expose any of the above to the inclement weather conditions.
Glitter is non-toxic, edible but nutrient-free, not tested for boykissy-inducing properties, and should melt away from the ground and buildings by Sunday morning. The harder-to-reach places are your own concern.
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Temperatures will be moderate for the area and season, but expect high winds, limited visibility, and a minimum glitter accumulation of 12 to 14 inches on the ground. Also your hair, clothes, cleavage, and any harder-to-reach places, should you expose any of the above to the inclement weather conditions.
Glitter is non-toxic, edible but nutrient-free, not tested for boykissy-inducing properties, and should melt away from the ground and buildings by Sunday morning. The harder-to-reach places are your own concern.
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