Meme: Domesticity!

[not_every_mage]

I'm in a cruddy mood, and to go by Twitter I'm not the only one having a less than stellar week. So here, have a meme full of warm fuzzies. We last did it in July.

Via likes_ducklings:

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy!

For example:

Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

Make sense? Then have at! I even added a couple of questions to mix things up a little.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
What they order from take out?:
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Who steals the blankets?:
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Who kissed who first?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
What do they get each other for gifts?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
What do they name their pet(s)?
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?

Comments

Anders/Alana/Jack Priest

[not_every_mage]

All in one because I should probably do some work at some point.

Irene | Rapunzel | Celia | Cheryl | Sookie | Rory

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

AIODTW, but god I love this meme.

Cara | Face | Emma | Korra | Bond

[wrongkindofsith]

AIODTTimezones

Amy Raudenfeld

[princessarcasm.livejournal.com]

Re: Irene | Rapunzel | Celia | Cheryl | Sookie | Rory

[not_every_mage]

Rapunzel/Edward, please!

Re: Cara | Face | Emma | Korra | Bond

[not_every_mage]

Emma/Flick!

Re: Amy Raudenfeld

[not_every_mage]

Amy/Cassandra, and I don't care if they don't even know each other yet.

Kitty/Gwen/Sia/Aeryn/Jaina/Jaye

[throughaphase]

AIODTW!

Re: Anders/Alana/Jack Priest

[gavegoodface]

Anders/Cassandra!

Re: Kitty/Gwen/Sia/Aeryn/Jaina/Jaye

[not_every_mage]

I'm going to go selfish here and ask for Alana/Gwen, please!

Re: Anders

[princessarcasm.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I think I wanna go the canon route and ask for Anders/Fenris.

Minako Aino // Surreal SaDiablo // Emma Frost // John Constantine // Ghanima Atreides

[beautifulsenshi.livejournal.com]

aiodtw

Re: Irene

[princessarcasm.livejournal.com]

Irene/Tamsin, please? I'm not sure if they even know each other...

Re: Minako Aino // Surreal SaDiablo // Emma Frost // John Constantine // Ghanima Atreides

[not_every_mage]

John Constantine/Jono Starsmore

Grumpy English people OTP!

Pinkie Pie | Raven Darkholme | Roland Chapman | Eliot Spencer | Priestly

[locointhecoco]

AIODTWZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Re: Cara | Face | Emma | Korra | Bond

[shippedtomaine]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: Flick's the big spoon, Emma thinks he's nice and comfy like that.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Petty theft for great justice.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Emma, you snooze, you lose, Flick.
What they order from take out?: Anything particularly fancy, Emma's better at comfort-type food despite all Hannibal classes.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Lots of dares abotu stealing things.
Who does most of the cleaning?: Emma, she needs to know where everything important is in case they need to move in a hurry.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Flick. He's better at charming authority figures.
Who steals the blankets?: They both do. Some nights they spend more time blanket stealing than sleeping.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure? Old Disney cartoons. Especially the princess ones. I kill me.
Who kissed who first? I can't actually remember. Oops.
What would they do if the other one was hurt? It wouldn't be pretty.
What do they get each other for gifts? More petty theft for great justice!
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Assuming they're actually paying instead of dine-and-dashing, probably flick, he can afford it.
How do they celebrate anniversaries? Look, they're both kind of kleptos.
What do they name their pet(s)? Probably something really cliche, like Spot or Socks or Rex.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank? It depends what kind of impression they want to give.

Re: Pinkie Pie | Raven Darkholme | Roland Chapman | Eliot Spencer | Priestly

[not_every_mage]

Eliot/Parker

(...and Hardison if you wanna go the OT3 route.)

Ezra | Isabelle | Electroclash | Mike

[smilestopscars]

The alumni too, if you're that way inclined!

Cosette/Éponine/Kennedy/Tahiri/Stephanie

[wildandbrave]

*already working on the one I know someone is going to ask* :P

Re: Ezra | Isabelle | Electroclash | Mike

[princessarcasm.livejournal.com]

Isabelle/Clary, please! :P

Re: Pinkie Pie | Raven Darkholme | Roland Chapman | Eliot Spencer | Priestly

[locointhecoco]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: Eliot is the big spoon. Unless Hardison is there. Then it's a puppy pile.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: They'd tell you it's jobs, but anyone who has ever seen these guys work together know that's not a non-sexual activity.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Eliot's hair takes awhile, okay?
What they order from take out?: They never get around to ordering. Hardison and Parker argue over whether or not "fortune cookies" count as dinner while Eliot just gives up and cooks something.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Who gets to program the sims in the Danger Shop for the next class. Parker wins. Every time.
Who does most of the cleaning?: Eliot. Neither Parker nor Hardison will touch a mop after hearing what Mikel did to that one guy one time.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Please. Hardison is the landlord.
Who steals the blankets?: Parker. What? She's a thief!
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure? Whatever Hardison convinces them they have to binge watch right now, are you kidding?
Who kissed who first? Parker kissed Eliot. After a really long, elaborate "it's not a con, we swear!" plan by her and Hardison to win him over. Which, honestly, if they'd just said "hey, we like you, wanna be a threesome?" it all would have gone much smoother. But nooooo.
What would they do if the other one was hurt? Finish the con and then make jokes when they know the other person will ultimately be okay. Or kill people. One of those.
What do they get each other for gifts? Parker is easy. All she wants is money. For Eliot, you can never go wrong with really high quality weapons and/or kitchen equipment (which for him are kind of the same things). Hardison is harder, mostly because neither Parker nor Eliot know a damn thing about technology that he didn't tell them repeatedly teach them in the first place.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Hahahaha, "pay"
How do they celebrate anniversaries? By stealing it. This can be done multiple ways, so long as it starts off with Parker saying "let's go steal an anniversary."
What do they name their pet(s)? After each other, with "6000" or some similar number attached. It should be noted that all their pets are robots.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank? They're terrifying. You know, in a competence-porn kind of way.

Re: Anders/Alana/Jack Priest

[locointhecoco]

Alana/Raven!

Re: Anders/Alana/Jack Priest

[not_every_mage]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: I think Cassandra's enough of a romantic that she'd expect to be the little spoon, though they'd sometimes switch while they were falling asleep.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Sparring. Verbally or with magic and a sword, they like it either way.

Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Anders. He likes the luxury of it.

What they order from take out?: Somehow I see them as fans of Thai.

What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Whether Anders' latest statement did or did not take Andraste's name in vein, and whether it matters if it did.

Who does most of the cleaning?: Cassandra. Lack of neatness bothers her more.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Cassandra did at first but she got a little too intense about the argument, so now Anders does.

Who steals the blankets?: Anders, the bastard.

What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure? Teen dystopia romances, during which Anders is not allowed to speak.

Who kissed who first? Anders kissed Cassandra to shut her up. The problem was he liked it and so did she.

What would they do if the other one was hurt? Go to the ends of the Earth to get revenge. As one does.

What do they get each other for gifts? Roses, chocolates, volumes of poetry -- Cassandra likes that kind of thing, and Anders likes it because she does.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Cassandra, as Anders unfailingly points out he isn't noble.

How do they celebrate anniversaries? Fighting.

What do they name their pet(s)? After legendary heroes. And sometimes Anders sneaks past something goofy like Serah Fluffytail.

On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank? They're tolerable, mainly because their culture isn't big on public displays of affection. But in certain moods they can go from "do they even like each other?" to "GET A ROOM" really fast.

Re: Irene | Rapunzel | Celia | Cheryl | Sookie | Rory

[locointhecoco]

Rapunzel/Raven

Re: Amy Raudenfeld

[locointhecoco]

Amy/Carmilla, definitely.