Spring 2016 New Characters!

[nookiepowered]

Please put your hands/flippers/hooves/paws and other work-safe appendages together for our newest batch of Fandom High characters, arriving for the spring semester! (Feel free to follow this up by using said appendages to remove your shirts or shirtlike accessories, to greet them in proper Fandom High tradition.)

Students:

Freshmen
Skaar, Son of Hulk (Marvel 616)

Sophomores
Raven Queen (Ever After High)
Rey (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

Juniors
Laura Kinney (Marvel 616 )
Lucille Sharpe (Crimson Peak)
Velma Martinez (Velveteen vs...)


Teachers:
Steve Rogers (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Fred Myers (Marvel 616)

Comments

[boneyard_girl]

YAY NEW CHARACTERS!!!

[vdistinctive]

New characters! Woo!

[heroic_jawline]

Glad to be here, I think...

[ft_directory]

We are very glad you are here!

WAIT DON'T GO. STOP RUNNING AWAY. WAS IT THE ICON?

[heroic_jawline]

WHAT THE FUCK HELL--

Hi there. You startled me a little, yeah.

[nookiepowered]

Well, hello there.

What big...values...you have!

[heroic_jawline]

oh god.

Thank you, ma'am. It's a pleasure to serve.

[shapethecentury]

What.

[heroic_jawline]

What.

[shapethecentury]

I asked first.

[heroic_jawline]

I thought you were dead.

[shapethecentury]

And I thought -- think you were smaller!

[heroic_jawline]

I joined the Army!

[imafuturist]

Let me get the popcorn.

[so_hawkward]

Oh, this is going to be good.

[thisguyright.livejournal.com]

Hey, buddy! Let's be BFFs. Totally nothing suspicious about that at all.

But put on a shirt, you're making me look terrible.

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Helloooooooooooo...

[crimson_sister]

*manages to look at you coldly and ogle the shirtless at the same time*

[future_sandworm]

Yay, welcome!

[fckedupx5000.livejournal.com]

This is actually way better than what I'm normally stuck wearing. For one thing, I can practically hear Marketing gnashing its teeth while a hundred focus groups cry out in terror.

[furnaceface]

So many Marvels!

ARE WE STAGING OUR HOSTILE TAKEOVER THIS SEMESTER? I BET OUR SECRET PLANS WENT TO MY SPAM FOLDER AGAIN, I-- Oh, was I not supposed to say that out in the open? My bad.

Seriously, though, yay, newbies! Welcome aboard!

[oldstrongest1.livejournal.com]

Quiet about the takeover. We're being subtle. VERY. SUBTLE.

[furnaceface]

It's just a very enthusiastic kind of subtlety!

[heroic_jawline]

...I can do subtle.

[furnaceface]

Trust me, mate, that jawline isn't anything resembling subtle.

I'd know.

[oldstrongest1.livejournal.com]

Same. We're better than ninjas.

[heroic_jawline]

"Subtler than Iron Man!" It's a low bar to cross, but I think we did it.

[imafuturist]

Okay, rude. I know I can do subtle better than Hulk Jr there.

[oldstrongest1.livejournal.com]

Not even in your stealth armor.

[imafuturist]

Giant green guy with a sword.

[oldstrongest1.livejournal.com]

Yep. Subtle as a brick to the head. You never know what hit you.

But it was a giant green guy with a sword.

[ungue.livejournal.com]

[ lurks in a dark corner...of a fully lit room ]

[geniuswithasmartphone]

ALL THE NEW CHARACTERS, WOO!

[oldstrongest1.livejournal.com]

People don't wear shirts here. Maybe it's not too different from the Savage Land after all.

[idecidemystory.livejournal.com]

Wait, taking off our shirts wasn't in the brochure....

[fckedupx5000.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Santa told me this place was weird, but he didn't say anything about people being topless.

[dauntless-four.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they leave a lot out.

[texted3times]

YAY NEWBIES. WELCOME.

[thatwaslucky]

Do you not have shirts here?

[thisguyright.livejournal.com]

Wait, me and CAP are the new teachers? HA!

HA!

HA!

[smilestopscars]

Welcome!

Alas, all my skin-showing icons have expired. Pity.