the feral twin (
rebelseekspizza) wrote in
fandomhigh_ooc2016-02-07 11:04 am
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Announcement: Sex Pollen Week!
Hello, Fandom! It's almost Valentine's Day, and love is in the air!
... literally!
On Sunday, February 14th, a disgruntled floral worker will put a curse on all their remaining Valentine's stock, triggering the release of Sex Pollen (tm) once the flowers get to the island. Hormones will go up, as will the desire to get laid a lot. Unless, of course, you are somehow sex pollen-proof, ate yogurt with sex pollen-repressing properties, or any other opt-out reason you want to use.
The pollen will disperse on the morning of Sunday, February 21st.
... literally!
On Sunday, February 14th, a disgruntled floral worker will put a curse on all their remaining Valentine's stock, triggering the release of Sex Pollen (tm) once the flowers get to the island. Hormones will go up, as will the desire to get laid a lot. Unless, of course, you are somehow sex pollen-proof, ate yogurt with sex pollen-repressing properties, or any other opt-out reason you want to use.
The pollen will disperse on the morning of Sunday, February 21st.

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Fucking flowers.