meme: i'd hit that

[cuzfriendship]

I just had the best pizza I've had in Chicago (it was thin crust, because deep dish is soup) and I'm ready for a meme, friends. Sex pollen is coming up and I'm hoping for a busy week with lots of action, so here we go!

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

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[cuzfriendship]

April's list of people to hold hands with and maybe make it to first or second base with, which is PRETTY ADVENTUROUS, she is from a kids' comic after all.

1. Dipper Pines (he has an exciting life! and she likes a man with freckles)
2. Thorin (the way he talks is so poetic! and he has those intense eyes!)
3. ...uh... she doesn't know that many people.

[crimson_sister]

Look, a meme! And then I realize that poor Lucille doesn't like any of the boys she's met. And if you'd suggest girls she'd be upset and assure you that she is Not Like That.

Well, she didn't mind Ezra so much. He kissed her hand, like a gentleman should.

So here's a list of boys Lucille dislikes:
1. That extremely bad-mannered boy who was talking to a cat on a roof.
2. Dipper Pines. He made no sense at all.
3. Thorin. Extremely dull.

[sampippy]

1. Four, probably?
2. For all her fake confidence, Xan's not really There yet.
3. You know, with the sex thing.
4. Also she's a freaking hermit.
5. So yeah.

[rebelseekspizza]

I'd make a list, but honestly, "Are you hot and not an authority figure?" covers it, really.

... Mixed but by no means complete list of 'people he hasn't slept with yet but he totally would':

1) Ada Miller. Who he actually really, really likes.
2) Gwen Stacy. C'mon, she screams 'hot blonde'.
3) Four. Dude's got a nice stoic chest-and-arms thing going on.
4) Anders. ... look, he struck that one off the list fast, but he's still kinda curious. Especially with the magic thing.
5) April, but only when she gets way past the holding hand stages.

I feel like honorable dislike sex awards go to Lucille and Eggsy.

Finally, he would never dishonor Frank that way. Because Frank is the best.

[sciclone]

Cosima's list is:

1. Ada, because her roomie is the prettiest.
2. Isabela. Mmmm, Isabela.
3. Tali, because Science.
4. Jessica, if they actually had a conversation. (Clone love!)
5. Ezra. Look, it's not like she's totally opposed to boys...

[boneyard_girl]

In no particular order:

Girls
-- Isabela. Shocking.
-- Tali. Scavenger/engineer kissyfacing would be adorable. Stupid suit.
-- Lucille. It was a cute blush!
-- Rey. See above about scavenger kissyfacing.
-- Ringo. So. Much. Energy.
-- Gwen. Hot. Blonde. Sassy. Ada kinda has a girlcrush already after Barton's class.
-- Cosima, because cutest roomie is cutest, also SCIENCE!brain is hot.


Boys
-- Four. She had such a crush on Four during Hunting 101.
-- Dante. She's not blind, people. At all.
-- Face. Come on, no way he's a Townie. He smiles too pretty, moves too well, and lies sweeter than an angel when he's acting. Boy has 'bad idea carnie' written all over him.
-- Ezra. Same reasons as Face.
-- Frank. You have to like a man who dresses so well.

Ada likes pretty and shiny. Deal with it.

[spin_kick_snap]

Boys:

1. Anders--Best friend, handsome, ngl there's a bit of "what might have been" for her.
2. Edward--Pretty and adventurous.
3. Eliot--Kathy's always liked 'em older. Plus he's competent, which is always a turn-on.
4. Four--Chest plus tatts equals unf.
5. Face--Pretty and funny!

Dante and Ezra are givens, obviously.

Girls
1. Raven--Best friend, shapeshifter, totally hot.
2. Mara Jade--They'd be so flexible together.
3. Isabela--COME ON. She's a given.
4. Alana--She is so hot. So, so hot.
5. Kira--She's so damn pretty.

[crimson_sister]

Awww, Lucille and Dante are on each others dislike lists.

[rebelseekspizza]

The difference between the two being that Dante would still bang her. ;)

[cracksmostly]

1) Dante -- look, even if Isabela did threaten to castrate him if he hurt her, Merrill's got eyes. I mean.

. . . also, you know, it would be a bad idea.
2) Thorin -- HE'S SO GRUMPY IT'S ADORABLE even if he's odd about elves.
3) Isabela. Because, you know. Isabela.
4) Face, probably, because that would also be a bad idea.
5) And honestly I suck at getting her out so I'm sort of going "uhhhh" at this point but let's face it, if it's a bad idea it should probably be on this list.

[crimson_sister]

Which obviously would only reinforce Lucille's opinion of him.

[goforthe_optics]

STUPID SUIT.

[halfaclink.livejournal.com]

1. Whiskey
2. Vodka
3. Lager
4. Cider
5. Wait, no, those are the lyrics to Tubthumping. Replace Lager with Bourbon, and let's make this one rum.