NEW STUDENTS YAAAAAAAAAAAY (SPRING 2018 EDITION)

[heroic_jawline]

We'd like to welcome the following new students to the island starting in 2018:

Sophomores
Norman Babcock (ParaNorman)
Bobby Drake (All-New X-Men)
Theron Shan (Star Wars: The Old Republic (Legends)
Uma, Daughter of Ursula (Disney's Descendants)

Juniors
Molly Squidpiddge (Malifaux)

Shirtless celebration for everyone! YAAAAAY!

Comments

[refused2berescued]

Well, well, well. A brand new island to make my mark on.

[refused2berescued]

Also, my canon is super-great, you should all definitely watch it.

..What, me wicked? Never.

[intotheout]

My coworker's ten year old daughter is also obsessed with your canon, by the way.

She likes Mal though. So, you know, no accounting for taste.

[intotheout]

I like your hair. Don't suppose you'll be wanting a braiding buddy. . . .

[in_sidon_we_trust]

YAY NEW KIDS!

Is the shirtless still special if the guy is always shirtless?

[refused2berescued]

...Are you a talking shark-man? I just learned how to turn into a giant squid-girl!

[in_sidon_we_trust]

I am a talking shark-man! And I've never met a giant squid-girl before! How absolutely spectacular!

[midichlorianfail]

I'm going with yes.

[smilestopscars]

WELCOME ALL!

[squidpiddge]

Hello everyone!

...Molly is definitely not going to be shirtless.

[reicicled]

OH HEY A CHARACTER I ACTUALLY HAVE A SHIRTLESS ICON FOR, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Sup, welcome new kids!

[always_someone]

I wonder how being the new kid compares to being the weird kid.

[reicicled]

It's weird, but I'm looking forward to it? I mean, at least nobody around here could possibly know my older self, right?

[glacial_queen]

Hey, welcome newb--Bobby?!

Hang, on, I need to go talk to my Consort. For reasons.

[always_someone]

... Is having an older self something that happens a lot? I don't think I've ever met anybody with an older self before.

Maybe they just weren't talking about it.

[reicicled]

I don't know if it's common, but it's definitely, um. Unsettling? So if it happened to anyone else I could totally understand not wanting to talk about it.

[squidpiddge]

How about being the dead kid?

[always_someone]

Oh, I meet dead kids all the time, it's not that weird.

[justlike_a_girl]

Yay, new kids to corrupt!

[midichlorianfail]

Well, this looks like a nice place. Very... Jedi-free.

(No one tell him.)

[misshapen_spark]

Aw yeah, newbies! I don't have a shirtless icon yet, but you can use your imaginations.