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Meme: Who Would You Rather?

It's Friday, I'm on day 8 of 8 very long, stressful, and hectic days at work, and I've been confusing my customers all morning with really difficult questions like "What size would you like?" If that doesn't spell "MEME-BRAIN," I don't know what does. So I dug around a little and saw this one from October 2016, and it looked pretty good to me, so let's do it!

Courtesy of

throughaphase:

Ping into the comments, and people will present you with a choice between two people, like so:

Who would you rather fight zombies with, Zoe or Anakin?

or

Whose cooking would you rather eat, Karla or Isabelle?

Share your reasoning! It makes it better. This meme is all IC, and as usual anything gained from it has no bearing on anything IG. And don't forget to check back to see if there's anyone new you can give questions!

Also: I had a woman ask me to steam her milk for her coffee, and then told me "Oh, I didn't want it steamed" when I handed them to her. *cries coffee tears*

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AIODT things like this:

...I had one woman ask for a dark roast, and then complain two seconds later that the coffee was too strong.

THEN WHY DID YOU GET THE DARK ROAST YOU MAROON??

(I tried making a Perk post about it, but just got frustrated all over again)

AIODTW!

And then AIODTTTGMOMG.

... All in one due to Teen Titans Go Movie Oh My God. But around-ish when I can be!

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Yay a meme!

AOIDTW even though I'm trying not to W!

I'm curious.

Also: coffee people are the worst and I'm going to go get some and make sure to be super nice to the barista on your behalf rn.

AIODTTimezones

Who would you rather have to shoot in an impossible you-have-to-shoot-someone situation: Summer, Rey, or Tip?

[[I know the rules say two people, but I posted the meme, so I get to break the rules, mwa ha ha]]

aiodtwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooork

dear gods make it stop

AIODTWAGNHAB

(work and generally not having a brain. BUT I'MMA TRY ANYWAY)

AIODT on the subway.

Why is it this hot.

Who would you rather be stuck in a room with for 24 hours, Rosa or Seivarden?

AND BLESS YOUR SOON-TO-BE CAFFEINATED HEART.

AIODTW, where the W stands for 'warm'. I'm meltiiiing but I can still try to meme.

Seivarden. We're far more likely to sit there pointedly ignoring one another in icy, polite silence the entire time. I don't think Rosa knows how to keep her mouth shut. Or how to be polite.

Who would you trust more, Summer with a Capri-Sun or Amaya with some meat on a stick?

Oh, hell, this is cruel.

... Summer's the one most likely to get better afterward, I think.

But she's also the one most likely to harp on it for the rest of my life if I do. Which I'd deserve, so...

All in one due to I just woke uuuuup

Who would you rather dogsit for, Kanan or Rosa?

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Who would you rather have in your bowling league, Magnus or Sidon?

Kanan, just because I've met Stance and think he would get along with our dogs.

Obviously I need to meet more dogs for a comparison.

Who would you rather have backing you up in a fight, Sidon or Uma?

Who would you rather have as your assistant at the surgical table, Prince Sidon or "Emily Goldfinch"?

Sidon. I mean, Uma would be great I bet, but I don't know her as well. I know Sidon's got my back, and we both love a good fight.

Who would you rather spend a weekend with, Sidon or Astrid?

Astrid. While I very much appreciate Sidon's company, his enthusiasm can be a bit too much, and talking to Astrid would be nicer.

Who would you rather work with, Seivarden or Cristina?

Who would you rather make out with, Kaidan or Hernando?

Coffee theme: Who would you rather have coffee with, Sparkle or Kanan?

Who would you rather be stuck in a room with for 24 hours, Rosa or Sparkle?

Probably Sparkle, because I know him less well and he's a great kid. I don't know, though, having coffee with either of them isn't really healthy for my pancreas. Not that my coffees are any better but those two go out of their way to fit some serious pancreatic punishment in their mugs.

Rosa, definitely. It will either be a great fight or end up being great sex. Possibly both. Sparkle is just going to overreact about something I say and possibly punch me.

Seivarden or who?

...oh, right, Buzzkill.

Buzzkill. Hands down. She's professional, knows what she's doing, and gets shit done. Plus, we wouldn't have to stop to pick up diapers and a bottle.

Sharkboy or Princess Sparkle? On the one hand, the princess has smaller hands, so she can actually get them into a body cavity for suction and retraction. On the other, Sharkboy would probably follow instructions better and wouldn't talk back.

Actually, the talking back could be a bonus, as long as the directions are being followed. Blind adoration sometimes gets a little old.

I'll have to go with the old school way of picking: make you both do scut and see who wants it more.

I think they'd both have a lot more fun being in a team with each other.

...Magnus, I guess.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit they are both HOT LIKE FIRE.

... Probably Kaidan, though. Because I'm big on bad life choices and I actually, like, know him. Tea guy seems adorable and probably like a better life choice but Kaidan's an enabler.

Plus his brain would explode if he knew he was my answer, it'd be great.

Summer. I know her better, and as chemical-laden as that thing may be, it's also much harder to make any worse.

Somewhere, for no reason that he knows about, Kaidan just did a major spittake of whatever he was drinking and got suddenly and irreversibly embarrassed.

Bigger marshmallow: Hernando or Sidon?

Who'd you bet on in a fight, Peter or Kanan?

I've never actually seen either of them fight, but I do know from radio that Kanan does some semi-regular training, so I suppose the latter?

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Meme: Who Would You Rather?

Summer Smith / Prince Sidon / Amaya Blackstone / Rosa Diaz / Astrid Magnussen

Norman/Peridot/Sparkle/Jono/Kanan/Zack/Reno

Hannibal | Peter | Hera | Miguel | Bob

Kitty/Rey/Sabine/Brooke/Jaina/Sia

Kaidan because I only have one

Cara | Ahsoka | Aphra | Theron | Isabela

Kanan

Yang Xiao Long/Ghanima Atreides/Constantine/Ada Miller/Minako Aino/Emma Frost/Surreal SaDiablo

Tip Tucci | Cristina Yang | Eliot Spencer | Raven Darkholme | Priestly

Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

Dante / Aloy / Cable / Atton / Edward / Tamsin

Re: Kaidan because I only have one

Octavia / Jughead / Karolina / Mike / alumni

Re: Kaidan because I only have one

Hannibal

Re: Kanan

Bobby Drake / Jason Lee Scott / Liam Kincaid

Kitty

Cara

Re: Kitty

Yang Xiao Long

Cristina Yang

Re: Yang Xiao Long

Breq

Re: Breq

Rosa Diaz

Sparkle

Re: Kaidan because I only have one

Seivarden

Re: Kaidan because I only have one

Re: Seivarden

Re: Rosa Diaz

Re: Cristina Yang

Re: Cara

Re: Sparkle

Re: Hannibal

Re: Sparkle

Eliot

Liam

Re: Liam