NEW CHARACTERS!!!

[reicicled]

Okay, so I know y'all are busy fighting snowmen but IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE SOME NEW CHARACTERS!!!

Teachers:

Jack Nought (Mass Effect)
Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Students:

Freshmen:
Kagura (Gintama)
Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

Sophomore:
Entrapta, Princess of Dryl (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Juniors:
Jack (Emerald City)
Kat Stratford (10 Things I Hate About You)
Keyleth (Critical Role)
Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

Comments

[uncertain_dume]

Very nice! Welcome, welcome!

[teensybitdeadly]

*crawls out from the wall ducts*

Ahhh, hello? I hear there are robots. And maybe some tiny foods?

[thishouseishaunted]

I will also accept offerings of tiny foods.

Also larger foods.

I'm hungry.

[teensybitdeadly]

We can take some from people's rooms!

[thishouseishaunted]

I mean obviously that is a thing we can do.

But if we get people to give the food to us, then we don't have to do things ourselves.

[teensybitdeadly]

Oh oh oh! We could... make robots.

[thishouseishaunted]

That still sounds like a fair amount of doing things.

I could smash some robots?

[teensybitdeadly]

Why would you even SAY that?

[thishouseishaunted]

Because . . . crimes?

[teensybitdeadly]

But...but...robots.

[thishouseishaunted]

You make an interesting counter-argument.

Proposal: could we steal the robots?

[teensybitdeadly]

It's not stealing if we make them better!

[thishouseishaunted]

Yes that definitely sounds like a logic to me.

[notallbluemonks]

Why does this feel, like, really weird somehow? What's that pigeon doing here? (HI NEWBIES, now with the closest I have to a shirtless icon!)

[goldfishontherocks]

Oh wow, you're, um, very aggressive? And you kind of make me really nervous? But it is weird. I don't get it.

I'm just going to avoid you now.

[spectre_alenko]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY BALD PSYCHO SISTERTHING! JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[spectre_alenko]

Also hi, everyone else! Welcome!

[biotic_psychotic]

Put your damn shirt back on, asshole.

[spectre_alenko]

You first!

[thishouseishaunted]

Hi. I'm Mae. Nice to meet you all.

. . .

Please put your shirts back on.

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Hooray! New Characters! WEEELLCOOOOMMMEEE!!

(I always feel it's cheating, using Sidon for my shirtless. But I mean, at the same time...come on.)

[what_the_shock]

Welcome welcome!

[thishouseishaunted]

Seriously though.

It is winter.

Your nips could freeze and fall off.

And get eaten by voles.

Who will choke to death on your frozen nips.

Think of the poor voles!

[what_the_shock]

...seriously, voles?

[thishouseishaunted]

They get hungry in the winter.

[future_sandworm]

Welcome! In a friendly way, but fighting Leto is the only shirtless icon I have these days.

[not_a_bird]

*literally just gags over all the shirtlessness*

Fine....I'm fine. I--

*gag*

M'fine.

[mountaingorilla]

...why is everyone shirtless.