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New Students and Teacher Announcement!

Yaaaaay!

Please the following newbies your warmest shirtless welcomes:

Freshmen

Delirium, The Sandman/The Endless
Billy Batson, Shazam!

Sophomore

Jullienne "Jules" Milone, Three Dark Crowns by Kendare Blake

Juniors

Owen Corley, Anthem
Janet Kim, Kim's Convenience
Okuyasu Nijimura, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Shuri, Black Panther (MCU)
Wayne, Letterkenny

And our new teacher: returning alumnae Aeryn Sun, from Farscape.

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Yaay! Welcome welcome!

Um. Hello. Hi. You, um. Did you lose your shirt? Or.. or is it an invisible shirt? I bet that's it. I bet it's just invisible except if you can see a special invisible shirt spectrum. Do you have to close one eye to do that? Or do you need greeny-glowy eyes like yours? I have one green eye but it doesn't glow so much. I could try maybe to make it? I bet your shirt is really nice. All stripeys and starseys and polka-dotsies all together in a shirt!

You aren't one of mine anymore but you were once. For a little bitty bit of awhile you were a visitor in my realm. You don't remember. That's ok. Most people don't want to. It doesn't hurt my feelings. In case you thought maybe it did. It doesn't. I remember you. That's good enough. I won't let the bad things bring you back there. Not if you don't wanna go. But if you do, all you gotta do is ask. Ok?

Uh... sure. Thanks?

... I'm just...

Uh.

I'm gonna go put a shirt on now.

But why would you wear two shirts?

~~Awkwardness.~~ Modesty.

Edited 2019-04-26 20:16 (UTC)

I don't understand that word.

It's like when you're feeling cold and need to put on another layer, only it's jittery all over and mostly in your brain.

Oooh. That feeling. I thought that was nervous. Huh.

Before I settle in here, I have a very important question: where is the nearest Starbucks?

Mainland.

Yeah, it sucks.

I had been promised Starbucks. I suppose I will have to get my brother back for this somehow...

The coffee shop in town is good, though!

Ah, a magical island stuck between dimensions? Pfft, we've got a thousand of those back home. Though your restaurant selection is top notch.

Besides, my quality of life can only go up, up, up this far from the Satomi.

Um. Hello? I'm here. I think. I might not be here but just imagining I'm here while really I'm somewhere else. That happens sometimes. Does that ever happen to you? And then while you're imagining, you imagine just the absolute most nicest places and then get really mad when you go back to the where that you were and those places aren't real?

I don't like it when that happens.

I hope this place is real. It seems nice here.

The Lady Delirium means simply, "Hello and she's happy to be here."

Isn't that what I just said?

In your way, yes. I summarized for the new people.

Fucking hell. Like having Dee around wasn't brain-breaking enough.

Thank fuck it's one of the sane ones. YES I'm aware of who, exactly, I'm calling sane. 'Lo, Del. Welcome to the madhouse, you'll have a fucking blast.

(Dee I miss you, come collect your sister before she lets fish loose in my library.)

Welcome to the rest of you poor saps too, I guess.

Um, hello Mr. Person Who Knows My Sister Man.

... I'll try to make sure there are only frogs in the library?

Barnabas: I don't think that's quite what he meant, Delirium.

Delirium: Oh I'm sure it is. He seems so very nice!

I'll make you a deal, pet. You can bring whatever friends you imagine into the library, but they can't damage the books or get them wet. So if you feel the need for kaleidoscope frogs or dancing kittens or whatever, that's fine so long as they leave with you and don't drip on things.

Oooh! I can imagine LOTS AND LOTS of friends! They don't have to all be wet or eat books because books are dusty and yuck and I'm sure they'd rather have something that was not dusty and yuck, don't you think?

I think so.

.... maybe I'll need to bring ice cream with me. No, can't; ice cream gets wet and sticky and drippy and the Mr. Knows My Sister Man said no drips but what doesn't drip?

Barnabas: *wryly* Popcorn.

Del: .. *gasp of delight*

Welcome, one and all!

It's a hard life, picking stones and pulling teats, but sure as God's got sandals, it beats going to summer camp at an interdimensional nexus in the States, fuck.