New Characters!

[okteiviakom]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Sunday shenanigans to bring you news of who all is joining us at the beginning of the fall term! Please give a warm, Fandom-style welcome to the following:

Freshman

Kyubey, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Sophomores

Elisabeth Scrivener, Sorcery of Thorns
Evie, Descendants
Grog Strongjaw, Critical Role
Illyana Rasputin, X-Men/New Mutants/What If?
Shirai Kuroko, A Certain Scientific Railgun

Juniors

Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place
Ulysses Zane, Now Apocalypse

Senior

Tisarwat, Imperial Radch

And last but not least, Teachers

Duke Crocker, Haven
Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer

Comments

[throughaphase]

Gonna feel weird doing a shirtless welcome on this one!

Hiiiiiii!

[gospel_of_oblivion]

...

WHY ARE YOU OLD?

[amitragic]

So this is... new.

[vrajna_kralis]

...And also odd.

[abbreviateme]

Hello, everyone! I look forward to getting to know all of you!

[goldfishontherocks]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG :D :D :D :D :D

[merciful_parable]

This is literally the only shirtless icon I've got across all of my accounts? I'm so bad at shirtlessness!

But welcome, welcome all!

[1000yearstoolate]

Welcome!

Possibly the wrong character for a semi-shirtless icon here, but it's the only one I have.

[lilac_eyed_lieutenant]

Wait. So I have my brain invaded by the consciousness of the most powerful entity in the entire Radch and help jumpstart the sentient AI uprising, and this is the thanks I get? A place where hardly anyone wears gloves and a Seivarden Vendaai who is somehow even worse than than she is as I know her?

Aatr's tits, I can't believe I'm missing important MEETINGS for this!

But it's okay. I'll make the most of it. I have to.

Fleet Captain is definitely testing me right now...

[1000yearstoolate]

Don't worry, kiddo, I can explain everything about this place to you. Good to have a civilized person here.

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Sidon LAUGHS at you all with limited shirtless icons! Ha-HA!

And also totally welcomed all the newbies!

especially omg eleanor and, due to my recently forced exposure to Decendants, Eeeevvviiieeee

[bookbeltof_love]

You laugh but I'm reasonably certain Nina would D-I-E if there was anything vaguely resembling a shirtless icon for her~

[betterthanaplan]

Oh god, this place really is going to remind me of home, isn't it.

[LOOK, THE SHIRTLESS ICON DIDN'T FIT HIM BOGGLING ABOUT BEING A TEACHER SO YOU GET IT INSTEAD]

[my_own_advocate]

Well, what's this place now? East coast rustic? ...Charming.

I think.

I'm actually not quite sure. Well, I suppose I can rough it for a few weeks of vacation from my vacation...

[betterthanaplan]

. . . Teacher. Okay.

You guys really aren't big on the whole "background checks to work with children" thing, are you.

[biotic_psychotic]

They really aren't. Welcome to Fandom, here's your class roster..

[built_fjord_tough]

... There's somethin' weirdly familiar about that real big new kid I just can't put a finger on. Huh.

(YAY NEW CHARACTERS HI!)

[biotic_psychotic]

... Huh. Weird. He a relative or something? He sort of sounds like you.

[biotic_psychotic]

Hi new characters!

[rotten2thecore]

This is so very different, isn't it?

[mother_forker]

So a school full of hot kids who are better than me. No sexy mailman. Meh.

However there’s a bar that doesn’t card. That’s forking awesome. Wait. Fork. Fork. Why can’t I say fork?

[thishouseishaunted]

Nah, it's cool. Some of us are total trash mammals.

No idea on your cursing problem, though. Possibly you're just screwed.

[raisedbybooklice]

Umm, hello?

Goodness, the Director wasn't kidding when she said things were different outside of the Great Library!

[gospel_of_oblivion]

...okay. Maybe Strange was right when he promised there'd be 'weird magic' I could play with, because this place is loaded. But I still hate everything about this.

[reicicled]

Uhhhhhh.

Weren't you, like, old, before?

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Fortunately for y'all, I'm a big believer in tradition. So here y'all go.

With bonus puppy

[talentforlying]

YAY NEW CHARACTERS.

Also, suddenly glad I did not app Homura... who let a Kyubey in here?!?!?!?!

[arboreal_priestess]

MY REACTION ALSO.

"KYUBEY?!?!?!"