My second ever character was Artie! The Strongest Man . . . in the World! He lived in a "portahome", which was a tardis-like portapotty down by the docks, and taught Applied Dadaism. He had a big exit plot based entirely around the pun "emoo". Plus, you know, I played Pinkie Pie for multiple years.

Crack is, like, my home.

. . . I should find a good new crack character.