mother_forker: (Princess Tequila)
Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] mother_forker) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc 2020-10-13 05:31 pm (UTC)

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

Old Steve: Is a cinnamon roll but will kill you only on moral grounds
New Steve: Looks like they could kill you. Is a cinnamon roll unless you try to get out of the morning run or are an actual criminal.
Anakin: Looks like they can kill you, could actually kill you.
Shuri: Looks like a cinnamon roll, would probably kill you. Especially if you wear stanky sandals.
Tahani: Looks like a cinnamon roll. Is actually a gourmet brioche with high end cardamom grated by hand by tibetan monks and baked by artisan bakers trained at the Cordon Bleu, the Culinary Institute of America utilizing local ingredients from an organic farmer who left their job as a fashion designer to lower their blood pressure.
Eric: Straight out killer.

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