Meme: Cinnamon Roll

[mother_forker]

How about a meme we haven't done in about a year?

Stolen from the previous post text:

A lot like The Sorting Hat Meme, all you have to do is ping your characters in, and people can suggest which kind of cinnamon roll (too good for this world, too pure) they think your character is. Of course, giving reasons makes everything more fun, so feel free to do that if you can, and please keep checking back in throughout the day to see if new people have pinged in.

So, what kind of precious cinnamon roll is your character?

*Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.
*Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll.
*Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll.
*Looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you.
*Sinnamon roll.

Log in and have at! Also, for anyone who'd like a more thorough explanation why you're being likened to a pastry, the meme's origins and explanations are here at Know Your Memes.

Comments

Eleanor Shellstrop/Barry Ween/Miles Morales

[mother_forker]

And now I walk away from my keyboard because I want pastry.

Re: Eleanor Shellstrop/Barry Ween/Miles Morales

[betterthanaplan]

Eleanor: Sinnamon roll
Barry: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Miles: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll, could absolutely kill you but would probably only do it on accident and feel really bad about it afterwards

Re: Eleanor Shellstrop/Barry Ween/Miles Morales

[defenderofdesmoines]

Eleanor: a sinnamon roll who may one day realize that actual cinnamon rolls taste better.

Barry: looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you, but will be disappointed if he has to because it's not like he didn't fucking warn you.

Miles: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you but will feel so bad, yes.

Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

Now I want to bake this afternoon.

Re: Annie January

[knife_bender]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

But look at how adorable she is while she kills you!

Re: Annie January

[betterthanaplan]

The dictionary definition of a cinnamon roll that could totally kill you.

Re: Annie January

[mother_forker]

And because it hasn't been said enough: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Jaye / Maeve / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[thatwaslucky]

Lol give me notifs.

Re: Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Jaye / Maeve / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[defenderofdesmoines]

Rey: looks like a cinnamon roll, can totally kill you - but would much rather not have to.

Jaye: looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll, is also sort of betrayed when she learns these are metaphorical cinnamon rolls.

Re: Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Jaye / Maeve / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[betterthanaplan]

You're basically a connoisseur of cinnamon rolls with murder in their eyes.

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Rey, Kitty, Sabine, Jaina, probably Sia just by law of averages, but I don't really know her.
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is 100% a cinnamon roll: Maeve, Janet
Sinnamon roll: Alexis, Jaye

Re: Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Jaye / Maeve / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[sith_happened]

Rey: Cinnamon roll who is super disappointed that she had to kill you not you, though, Kylo
Kitty: Cinnamon roll who is a cinnamon roll.
Sabine: Looks like she could can kill you, is secretly a cinnamon roll, but will totally kill you for figuring that out.
Alexis: Sinnamon roll with laaaaaayers, man.
Jaye: Cinnamon roll.
Maeve: Looks like she can kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
Jaina: Looks like she can kill you, will totally kill you.
Sia: Same.

Re: Rey

[knife_bender]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

But would feel real bad about it. Unless, you know, they really deserved it.

Elli | Nina Argentum | Alluka & Nanika | Ino (Iris) | Cait Sith | Rufus Shinra | Karina | Yeul

[snowdroplace]

Must. Resist. Urge. to buy cinnamon rolls.

Re: Elli | Nina Argentum | Alluka & Nanika | Ino (Iris) | Cait Sith | Rufus Shinra | Karina | Yeul

[betterthanaplan]

Oh man, you're going to break my "do everyone they list" pattern, because I do not interact enough with your characters!

But Nina is 100% a killer cinnamon roll. Entirely deliberately.
Alluka is a cinnamon roll through and through. Nanika is the gooey killer center.
Ino is just murder all the way through.

Diego Hargreeves/John Silver

[knife_bender]

The more I look at Diego with long hair the more I like it.

Re: Diego Hargreeves/John Silver

[betterthanaplan]

They both look like they could kill you. They both could, in fact, absolutely kill you. (Both are fully aware of these facts and work hard to keep them true, but neither is entirely comfortable with it. . . .)

Duke Crocker | Mae Borowski | alums

[betterthanaplan]

I do, in fact, technically have alums!

Re: Duke Crocker | Mae Borowski | alums

[mother_forker]

Duke: Looks like they could kill you, is actually a pirate cinnamon roll and will probably kill you if you cross him.
Mae: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto / Wayne / Shunsui / Tisarwat / Freya / Troy.

[white_oleander]

Ugh. Today.

Re: Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto / Wayne / Shunsui / Tisarwat / Freya / Troy.

[betterthanaplan]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Astrid, Troy
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Summer, Amaya, Prompto, Tisarwat, Freya, Shunsui (though really, that requires far too much effort for Shunsui!)
Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Sidon, Wayne
Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Rosa

Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[grenadesandohana]

Mwahaha.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[betterthanaplan]

Steve looks like he could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll
Steve looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you, but only if you threaten his Ohana
Anakin put a lot of effort into not being a Sinnamon roll anymore
Shuri's a cinnamon roll that could kill, but would rather stay a cinnamon roll, thanks
Tahani is one of the highest class cinnamon rolls anyone has ever seen -- but her sister looks even tastier
Eric'll just fucking kill you

Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[crimson_sister]

AIODTW

Re: Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[mother_forker]

Seivarden: Looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll.

Wei Wuxian

[toottootmagicflute]

I have unbaked crescent rolls. I could add cinnamon sugar and icing.

Re: Wei Wuxian

[mother_forker]

Looks like a cinnamon roll. Would probably kill you but would need an adequate reason.

And then reanimate the dead body.

Lucifer / Jesse / the alums (Atton, Dante, Peter, Ender, Edward etc)

[suitably_heroic]

<3

Re: Lucifer / Jesse / the alums (Atton, Dante, Peter, Ender, Edward etc)

[sith_happened]

Lucifer: The ultimate Sinnamon roll.
Jesse: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could probably kill you.
Ender: Looks like a cinnamon roll, will definitely kill you, but will angst about it afterwards for the next three thousand years.

Illyana Rasputin // John Constantine // Assorted Alumni of Your Choice

[gospel_of_oblivion]

including Yang/Ghanima/Ada/Surreal/Minako/Emma.

Re: Illyana Rasputin // John Constantine // Assorted Alumni of Your Choice

[mother_forker]

Illyana: Looks like they would kill you. Would kill you. Maybe a dusting of cinnamon.
John Constantine: Looks like they would kill you. Would totally kill you but probably due to the fact he messed up somehow and feel horrible about it forever unless you were an ancient evil or something.

Tony Stark | Magnus Burnsides | Jaskier | Danny Williams

[imafuturist]

Late to this one, but okay.

Re: Tony Stark | Magnus Burnsides | Jaskier | Danny Williams

[mother_forker]

Tony Stark: Could actually kill you but is a cinnamon roll.
Magnus: Is a cinnamon roll but will kill you depending on the loot.
Jaskier: 100% cinnamon roll. And no matter what Geralt says, he has a delicious center.

...That came out weird.

Danny: Is a cinnamon roll but would complain constantly about being called a cinnamon roll.

Stark

[stykera]

late as always

Re: Stark

[mother_forker]

100% cinnamon roll. That glows.

Liam Kincaid-Price / Juillenne Milone

[firstofitskind]

EXTREMELY late because hoo boy this week is certainly shaping up to be... interesting...

Re: Liam Kincaid-Price / Juillenne Milone

[mother_forker]

Liam: Looks like he could kill you, would probably kill you with justified reasons but is a cinnamon roll.
Jules: Looks like a cinnamon roll. Her cat will probably kill you.