Meme: Domesticity

[thatwaslucky]

I'm having another stressful days in a series of stressful days (in related news, never attempt to buy a house) and would like a distraction. We haven't done this meme in a year so why not.

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy! Don't forget to check back in throughout the day and see who else has pinged in!

For example:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

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Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
What they order from take out?:
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Who steals the blankets?:
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Who kissed who first?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
What do they get each other for gifts?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
What do they name their pet(s)?
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?

But because these things always change and evolve, now there's a whole new set of questions we can ask for details about! Behold Domesticity Meme Part 2!

Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who flirts more?
Do they act different in public and at home?
What are little gestures they do for each other?
Who kills the spiders?
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?
Who is the cuddler?
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?
What do they do to make the other one jealous?
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?
What did they nearly break up over?
What is "their song"?
How do they handle holidays?

<br /><b>Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:</b><br /><b>What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:</b> <br /><b>Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: </b><br /><b>What they order from take out?: </b><br /><b>What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: </b><br /><b>Who does most of the cleaning?: </b><br /><b>Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: </b><br /><b>Who steals the blankets?: </b><br /><b>What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:</b><br /><b>Who kissed who first?: </b><br /><b>What would they do if the other one was hurt?: </b><br /><b>Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: </b><br /><b>How do they celebrate anniversaries?: </b><br /><b>What do they name their pet(s)?: </b><br /><b>On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: </b><br /><b>Who cooks normally?: </b><br /><b>How often do they fight?: </b><br /><b>What do they do when they're away from each other?: </b><br /><b>Nicknames for each other?: </b><br /><b>What do they get each other for gifts?: </b><br /><b>Who flirts more?: </b><br /><b>Do they act different in public and at home?: </b><br /><b>What are little gestures they do for each other?: </b><br /><b>Who kills the spiders?: </b><br /><b>Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: </b><br /><b>Who is the cuddler?: </b><br /><b>What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: </b><br /><b>What do they do to make the other one jealous?: </b><br /><b>What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: </b><br /><b>What did they nearly break up over?: </b><br /><b>What is "their song"?: </b><br /><b>How do they handle holidays?: </b><br />

Comments

Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Maeve / Nick / Jaye / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[thatwaslucky]

I'm not great at these but I do like giving people prompts.

Danny Williams | Tony Stark | Jaskier | Magnus Burnsides | Number Five Hargreeves

[hatesparadise]

All in one due to lazy

John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[knife_bender]

.

Re: Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Maeve / Nick / Jaye / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[knife_bender]

Rey and Silver obvs

Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales | Jessica Jones | Enola Holmes

[badassprodigy]

All in one because that's the norm now.

Now if someone could delete my anon comment above that would lovely.

Re: Danny Williams | Tony Stark | Jaskier | Magnus Burnsides | Number Five Hargreeves

[thatwaslucky]

Danny/Steve!

Re: Danny Williams | Tony Stark | Jaskier | Magnus Burnsides | Number Five Hargreeves

[knife_bender]

Danny and Diego!

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[thatwaslucky]

Rey/Silver right back at you!

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales | Jessica Jones | Enola Holmes

[thatwaslucky]

Eleanor/Tahani

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales | Jessica Jones | Enola Holmes

[knife_bender]

Jessica/Annie

Re: Danny Williams | Tony Stark | Jaskier | Magnus Burnsides | Number Five Hargreeves

[hatesparadise]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: It would be a fight, but let's be real here, Diego wants to be tenderly held.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Diego's is making Danny stressed and Danny's is shoving food at him.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Danny. Look, the hair takes time.
What they order from take out?: Pizza. Which Danny complains about because ~New Jersey~
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: lololol what DON'T they fight about?
Who does most of the cleaning?: Danny
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Diego, but only because Danny isn't there to stop him.
Who steals the blankets?: Both of them.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?: Ridiculous scifi movies with awful special effects
Who kissed who first?: Probably Diego. Since Danny is terrible at knowing he's being hit on.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Something is probably on fire and there is a lot of shouting.
What do they get each other for gifts?: Do therapy sessions count here?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Danny. But he'd be more prone to cooking dinner, so...
How do they celebrate anniversaries?: Being surprised they got to one.
What do they name their pet(s)?: Something the other one dislikes.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: Oh, barely noticeable that they're dating because of the bickering.

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[hatesparadise]

Danny/Diego, LET'S GO

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales | Jessica Jones | Enola Holmes

[hatesparadise]

Gimme Five and Enola!

Dante (son of Sparda) / Jesse Faden / Lucifer Morningstar / et al

[my_own_advocate]

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[long_memory]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: Silver's the big spoon but that's more just because he's bigger.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Watching Rey train.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Silver. That hair.
What they order from take out?: Whatever so long as they didn't have to cook it.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: They don't really fight over trivial stuff. Or anything at all really.
Who does most of the cleaning?: I think they're both equal here unless Rey is a princess that weekend.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Well that's Danny and I think Silver knows him a little better so probably him.
Who steals the blankets?: Silver 'cause he's a baby about the cold.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure? If it's late night they'd be doing anything but watching TV tbh.
Who kissed who first? Rey did!
What would they do if the other one was hurt? Uh I think they would both flip shit.
What do they get each other for gifts? Silver probably likes giving jewelry 'cause pirate. Rey would give him bath bombs.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Silver 'cause he's ~old fashioned.
How do they celebrate anniversaries? Probably low key evening in together.
What do they name their pet(s)? After pirates Silver knows so Billy Bones, Dooley, etc.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank? They're just slightly above tolerable. There's some PDA but it's not too gross.

Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[grenadesandohana]

Sure!

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[knife_bender]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: Oh it'd be such a fight but it's for show, Diego would want to be the little spoon.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Fighting.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Danny and Diego would be so mad about it.
What they order from take out?: Diego would order like take out from Olive Garden to piss Danny off.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Everything.
Who does most of the cleaning?: Danny.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Diego would probably start a fight with the super over it if he could.
Who steals the blankets?: Diego.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure? Bad action movies.
Who kissed who first? Most likely Diego during a fight.
What would they do if the other one was hurt? They'd probably turn it into another fight between each other.
What do they get each other for gifts? Pfft no gifts.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Danny. Diego wouldn't even offer.
How do they celebrate anniversaries? What's an anniversary?
What do they name their pet(s)? Diego would probably just want to give them human names since he's not that creative. So Paul the cat and Danny would just have to deal.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank? People would think they hated each other.

Re: Danny Williams | Tony Stark | Jaskier | Magnus Burnsides | Number Five Hargreeves

[hatesparadise]

Who cooks normally?: Danny, duh. Unless it's grilling, then it's Steve.
How often do they fight?: Bicker? Constantly. Actually fight? Far less frequently.
What do they do when they're away from each other?: Make poor choices.
Nicknames for each other?: Danno and Babe
Who flirts more?: Steve, hands down.
Do they act different in public and at home?: Not particularly, no. Other than the usual letting down of guards.
What are little gestures they do for each other?: Steve makes sure to get the coffee started before going on his crazy person morning run/swim. Which is appreciated by Danny. And Danny keeps the grassfed butter in stock for his disgusting coffee in turn.
Who kills the spiders?: Both of them. The real question is who kills the giant fucking centipedes when they're back in Hawaii. And the answer is both of them, but there's a lot of yelling.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: Steve. Without a doubt. That's just canon, baby.
Who is the cuddler?: Both of them. Danny is more overt in his cuddling, though.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: Where to even start?
What do they do to make the other one jealous?: Pay attention to their exes.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: Be absolute goofs, but then they tend to do that together.
What did they nearly break up over?: Doris. Full stop.
What is "their song"?: Anchor by Bastille
How do they handle holidays?: By spending it together. Though Danny is the one who always remembers to invite Mary and Joanie.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[hatesparadise]

Danny and Steve!

And also... Jaskier/Eric for my amusement.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[knife_bender]

Steve/Diego

You get to pick the Steve.

Annie January | Faye Valentine | Lydia Deetz

[defenderofdesmoines]

Omg I love this meme. <3

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves

[defenderofdesmoines]

I obviously want Diego/Annie, yes please.

Re: Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Maeve / Nick / Jaye / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[defenderofdesmoines]

Rey/Annie omg.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[defenderofdesmoines]

I want Steve M./Annie please!

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales | Jessica Jones | Enola Holmes

[mother_forker]

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
Tahani is the big spoon since she's at least two feet taller than Eleanor. Plus Eleanor is too selfish to be the big spoon.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Going someplace public and judging other people's fashion choices.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Eleanor. If she wakes up in the morning.
What they order from take out?:
Tahani will get sushi. Eleanor will order pizza.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
What they want to order for take out and then just get what they want.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Tahani's maid.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
You'd think Eleanor. But no. Tahani is always the one to speak to the manager.
Who steals the blankets?:
Eleanor
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Tahani forces Eleanor to watch "Dierdre and Margaret".
Who kissed who first?
Eleanor made the move.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Eleanor would tell Tahani to walk it off. Tahani would have a doctor flown in to look at Eleanor.
What do they get each other for gifts?
Tahani would give Eleanor a thoughtful gift. Eleanor would pick up gag gifts from the local gas station.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Tahani. Duh.
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
Tahani would remember all the little anniversaries and do something nice and Eleanor would forget them all and sheepishly pick up gag gifts from the local gas station.
What do they name their pet(s)?
Tahani would probably come up with something adorable in Urdu and then Eleanor would give it a dirty nickname.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?
Tolerable. Tahani would no doubt be always proper in public.
Who cooks normally?
Tahani's chef.
How often do they fight?
Every. Damn. Day.
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Eleanor just hangs out in sweatpants and a ratty t-shirt. Tahani tries to perfect a new hobby.
Nicknames for each other?
Tahani is Hot Stuff. I have no idea what Tahani would call Eleanor other than "Darling."
Who flirts more?
Eleanor.
Do they act different in public and at home?
Nope!
What are little gestures they do for each other?
Tahani bakes the perfect scones which Eleanor loves.
Eleanor will then prank call Kamilah and then her parents.
Who kills the spiders?
Eleanor. If she's not there, Tahani would have the butler do it.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?
They are both rather headstrong but I think Eleanor would be devious than dominant.
Who is the cuddler?
Tahani.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?
Eleanor is a complete slob and takes advantage of the housekeeping staff. Tahani has to have everything just perfect.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?
Tahani just to show how great she is at everything. Eleanor would eat cheetos in front of her parents.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?
Tahani wouldn't embarrass Eleanor. Eleanor existing normally would embarrass Tahani.
What did they nearly break up over?
When Eleanor dutch ovened Tahani.
What is "their song"?
This would be a big argument. Tahani would pick something classical. Eleanor would pick "Keep your hands to yourself" by the Georgia Sattelites
How do they handle holidays?
Tahani would put on a big show of a spectacular event with a seven course meal and thoughtful presents. Eleanor would just show up with pizza from the gas station and yell "Happy Whatever holiday it is!" and tossing it on the table.