New characters!

[bigdamnprincipal]

Hello! It's time for shirtless greetings for the island's newest inhabitants!

Teachers
Kreia, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - The Sith Lords (despisestheforce)

Townies
Yelena Belova, Marvel Cinematic Universe (the_best_sister)
Adrian Blackwood, Tear Down Heaven (witchoftheflesh)
Logan "The Wolverine" Deadpool & Wolverine (theworst_verine)

Comments

[witchoftheflesh]

Oh. Well hello there.

[the_best_sister]

There is a distinct lack of shirtlessness in this post. I was told there would be a lack of shirts. You are all very disappointing.

[witchoftheflesh]

Look, I've still only got 15 icons, I'm doing what I can here.

[the_best_sister]

15 icons and two of them are shirtless. Really. In this economy?

[witchoftheflesh]

Hey, I'm wearing shirts in both of these! I can't help it that I'm sexy even with clothes on.

[the_best_sister]

Yes, yes, we’re all amazed at how attractive you are. And apparently you enjoy swimming with your clothes on.

[witchoftheflesh]

Look, it was raining and I got wet. These things happen.

[the_best_sister]

Do you always pose like a model in the rain?

[witchoftheflesh]

So you're saying you think I look like a model?

[the_best_sister]

Well you certainly pose like one.

[throughaphase]

You're welcome?

[the_best_sister]

Thank you for increasing the amount of shirtless. And also making ensuring this post is not solely for men to show off their finely formed pectoral muscles.

[throughaphase]

Equality!

(These are my only icons like this.)

[witchoftheflesh]

Well, I appreciate it, even if snarky Russian doesn't.

[grenadesandohana]

Hi, I'm allergic to shirts!

[the_best_sister]

But apparently not to tramp stamps.

[witchoftheflesh]

...Okay, snarky Russian has a point.

[heroic_jawline]

And I'm told this increases feelings of patriotism by 38 percent.

[the_best_sister]

And if I wasn’t born in another country and brainwashed on top of that, I’m sure I would spot you that extra 2%

[witchoftheflesh]

I have so many potential jokes and they're all far too crude, so I believe I'll just settle for a...damn.

[hasaknightjob]

Welcome!

[witchoftheflesh]

Why thank you. Thank you very much.

[theworst_verine]

[napking]

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT

[witchoftheflesh]

I concur with my shirtless colleague!

[the_best_sister]

I will take Kings Hawaiian Rolls as an adequate substitute for shirtlessness. Thank you.

[single_man_tear]

Welcome!

[witchoftheflesh]

I am feeling very welcome, thank you.

[knightinshinarmor]

I’mma leave this here

[witchoftheflesh]

And I'm going to appreciate it!

[deathsmajesty]

Mmmm, my my my. Hello.

[witchoftheflesh]

Hello, neighbor.

[deathsmajesty]

What?

[witchoftheflesh]

We're neighbors!

[deathsmajesty]

I live next to an unexplored woodland! That was one of the main selling points of the property!

[witchoftheflesh]

Well, now it's thoroughly explored woodland and my house. Or will be, once I build it.

[deathsmajesty]

So...not for awhile then? It takes awhile to build things, right?

[witchoftheflesh]

If it'll make you feel better, I can let you believe that.