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[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Because I thought that, of all people, this community would appreciate it, I present:

They Fap Forever!

Examples:

"He's a bookish overambitious suethor who knows that Han shot first, dammit. She's a psychotic motormouth fangirl who believes she is the reincarnation of Meriadoc Brandybuck.

Now they ded from coke!"

"He's an otherworldly zombie assassin possessed of the ability to literally read between the lines. She's a wealthy death-faking iconista from aristocratic European stock.

Now they ded from coke!"

Comments

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*was drinking Diet Coke* *now is frantically de-stickying keyboard*

Brilliant! *quaffs*

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

He's a review-begging childfree fake man spun from God's magical pubic hairs.' She's a virginal renegade fangirl with an unsubstantiated credential from an imaginary university.

Now they ded from coke!

DAMMIT, THEY STOLE MY NANOWRIMO IDEA!psyyyych

He's a pasta-making spooge-producing assassin from Usenet. She's a ditzy winged beta who dreams of becoming Cassie Claire.

Now they ded from coke!

damn. now that's true stuff.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You didn't see this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ten_and_chips/13797.html?thread=355301#t355301), did you?

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

He's a short-sighted long-winded emo kid who must not be wanked. She's a virginal nymphomaniac fanboy from beyond the grave

Now they ded from coke!

She's a fanboy? O_O

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

He's a pasta-making neurotic ficwriter with a passion for fast cars. She's a blind pr0n-writing acafan who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles.


Now they ded from coke!

cool!