The Fandom Fuck/Smut Tree

[brambless.livejournal.com]

I present to you the consequence of Shane going to sleep and leaving me unattended for OMG EIGHT HOURS.



ERRATUM: No first draft is perfect, and a corrected version will be posted once I've gathered the day's feedback. Illyana/Sawyer is a kiss, only, and I apologise for sullying Illyana's reputation. Anyone who gives me their details today will also go onto the corrected version. If you've given me your details and you're *not* on here - Parker, Michael, Wilson, House, and a few others - it's because your monogamy doesn't put you on the tree. I applaud your lack of STDs, hooray!

Your key: solid lines are sex, dotted lines are pre-sex activity such as kissing, and the funky dot/dashed ones are canon relationships experienced by one but not necessarily both parties that happened before Fandom.

Revel, shudder, and be amazed - and thanks to everyone who submitted their information. It's not too late, I'm gonna keep adding to this as long as the insanity lasts and the lovely Chloe keeps hosting the image on her webpage so I can actually post it here. Feel free to gossip in the comments about how many links between you and so-and-so... and make plans to shorten it!

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dang, that's awesome. You put a lot of work into that!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*sads that there is only a dotted line between thee and me*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of time and energy put into this diagram of SIN, love! Well done!

[thedarkchylde.livejournal.com]

Uhmm... I never had sex with Sawyer. I only kissed him and if he said differently I'm going to drop him into Limbo.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Someone is obviously going to have to dare us to kiss again, better this time!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Someone is obviously going to have to get all emo and drunk in my room, HA!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

That, Snowflake, I *will* let you do.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the correction, and I'll fix it on the next draft. Which will probably be up in an hour.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Heee K/J love!

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Erm I think I might have something to say about that!

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I think Loz should be connected to Geoff and I should be connected to Draco (are we only including people still IG cos Sawyer slept with Kate from Lost)

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*Damn!* I knew I forgot something!

*makes notes*

Will fix it on the revision, and thank you.

And yes, only people still IG, or relationships that happened when they *were* IG.

[chasingangela]

Did Paige and Maia sleep together, or were they just snuggly?

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Yeah Sawyer and Kate did happen IG during the zombie attack, I'm not talking about in the series!

And NP

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You totally don't have to adjust for this as I'm happy to be merely connected to Kara and John, but -- Lee's kissed Veronica and his virginity was WRENCHED AWAY FROM HIM by Hathor!Janet and, er, he has kissed John and Cameron IC, but you can ignore that completely.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Why would that be, exactly? What I let Illyana do is between me and Illyana.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Just snuggly no sex there, it was when P was with Sawyer (and possibly Jonathan) and she didn't want to complicate issues even further!

[chasingangela]

Ah, okay. I saw them waking up togetehr and wasn't sure.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Erm because I'm going out with Sawyer I'd rather him not be limbo, cos I'm not a big fan of lond distance relationships despite by ability to orb

[demonbelthazor]

Excellent. Now do the Subtext Tree. ;)

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*mwah*

Fantastic, thank you. That will all go into the revision!

Is this John Sheppard? Or John Chrichton? (We have too many Johns, omg)

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah right, no nothing happened, she was there for "I hate Sawyer" comfort (so that would be after her and him and her and Jonathan had parted, I lose track!)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to try to stop us, dear. But you still have nothing to say about what I do or don't let Illyana do.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

NO COOKIE FOR YOU MR. dEMOn!

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Well obviously that was what I meant, ie I wouldn't just let it happen not I would let you let her. But yeah Sawyer's mine now and as such has my protection (stupid whitelighter genes)