The Fandom Fuck/Smut Tree

[brambless.livejournal.com]

I present to you the consequence of Shane going to sleep and leaving me unattended for OMG EIGHT HOURS.



ERRATUM: No first draft is perfect, and a corrected version will be posted once I've gathered the day's feedback. Illyana/Sawyer is a kiss, only, and I apologise for sullying Illyana's reputation. Anyone who gives me their details today will also go onto the corrected version. If you've given me your details and you're *not* on here - Parker, Michael, Wilson, House, and a few others - it's because your monogamy doesn't put you on the tree. I applaud your lack of STDs, hooray!

Your key: solid lines are sex, dotted lines are pre-sex activity such as kissing, and the funky dot/dashed ones are canon relationships experienced by one but not necessarily both parties that happened before Fandom.

Revel, shudder, and be amazed - and thanks to everyone who submitted their information. It's not too late, I'm gonna keep adding to this as long as the insanity lasts and the lovely Chloe keeps hosting the image on her webpage so I can actually post it here. Feel free to gossip in the comments about how many links between you and so-and-so... and make plans to shorten it!

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dang, that's awesome. You put a lot of work into that!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*sads that there is only a dotted line between thee and me*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of time and energy put into this diagram of SIN, love! Well done!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Heee K/J love!

[thedarkchylde.livejournal.com]

Uhmm... I never had sex with Sawyer. I only kissed him and if he said differently I'm going to drop him into Limbo.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

That, Snowflake, I *will* let you do.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I think Loz should be connected to Geoff and I should be connected to Draco (are we only including people still IG cos Sawyer slept with Kate from Lost)

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*Damn!* I knew I forgot something!

*makes notes*

Will fix it on the revision, and thank you.

And yes, only people still IG, or relationships that happened when they *were* IG.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You totally don't have to adjust for this as I'm happy to be merely connected to Kara and John, but -- Lee's kissed Veronica and his virginity was WRENCHED AWAY FROM HIM by Hathor!Janet and, er, he has kissed John and Cameron IC, but you can ignore that completely.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*mwah*

Fantastic, thank you. That will all go into the revision!

Is this John Sheppard? Or John Chrichton? (We have too many Johns, omg)

[demonbelthazor]

Excellent. Now do the Subtext Tree. ;)

[brambless.livejournal.com]

NO COOKIE FOR YOU MR. dEMOn!

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Lily and River I think slept together... but I don't think River is in the game any longer.

[miss-thomasina.livejournal.com]

The characters mentioned are, of course, free to correct me on this, but didm't Lilly and River hook up at one point? And, since George hasn't officially left the game, shoudln't she at least have a link to Jayne?

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

yeah i think River and Lilly did, not lily .... to many ways to spell lily around here damn. but yeah I am almost positive that they did

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

wrong lily strike that *laughs*

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Didn't Jayne and Bagoas sleep together? I thought that was part of the big Jayne/Han plot.

[chasingangela]

I think so. I remember some big thing with Jayne calling Bagoas "it."

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Of course, I've failed to enjoy, or be enjoyed by, anyone. But that's because it's far too complicated to organise, and I've never been quite clear about that whole side of things.

Oh, classes ... *looks at clock* ... Excuse me, I think I forgot something.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Hey but at the other muse got to look at pornographic of Paige! *eg*

Also when you're less busy I'd quite like to see him again

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala actually slept with Harkness, and at least got to some unstated number of bases with Balthazar... and might even deserve a funky line to Daniel, but that's questionable.... ;-)

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

Camulus kissed Beka at one point. And sadly, no more.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yayyy! Take that, Crichton!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I stand by my signage!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Actually Jack and Anya have kissed too and Jack and Shep got all solid-line friendly back near the begining of the semester.

I'm not mentioning a single damn thing about the rest of the Refugee's though because it's so freakin' hard to remember what's subtext and what's not when it comes to them.

And just in case I forget to mention it? You rock so hard for this. You really, really do.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*makes notes for revision*

Thank you for contributing, and thank you so much for your appreciation!

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

That is pretty darned spectakerlar, hon!

It's also educational on who the 'hubs' of business are around FH... ;)

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Chiana's a PIMPTACULAR person.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*grins* speaking as one of the IC who have been seduced I must say Chiana's skills both in the shower, on the beach and in the FTBs is Sextacular to say the least!!!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Kissed" nothing... I seem to remember a certain initiation in the back of a pickup truck... ;-)

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Well, in the interest of full disclosure, I should mention the 'fun that was had by all' one of Shep's first nights in town. 'All' being him and Jack O'Neill.

And this is too cool for words. Not to mention great ammo funny as hell.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

Sara also bagged Julian Sark. *snerk*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Wooh. Looks great! I forgot to mention that Kawalsky has also kissed Sam Carter.

[can_be_more]

Oh my god, we're all whores. *g*

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Hey!

*g*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

And again, I just look at the two adjacent boxes with both of my characters and LINES THAT END UP IN THE SAME PLACE AND THERE GOES MY BRAIN ALL 'SPLODEY AGAIN.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Hey, Archie was totally all Cally's fault. Silly drunk Cally.

...and it amuses me greatly. *snicker*

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

Slept with Vala.

Kissed Sark.

Kissed Six (on the cheek)

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Randomly enough, Lilly Kane kissed Sark when I was still playing her. It's a long story involving a pirate.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

Only at FH would that sentence not make me blink in surprise.