You know you've been at Fandom High too long when . . .

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

In the midst of a flurry of comings and goings, let us pause in this festive season to remember all the good crack that we've smoked these past four months and indulge in a little game of 'You know you've been at Fandom High too long when . . .'

I'll start.

. . . one of the first things your mother says to you after not seeing you for four months is, "Um, why are you getting mail from someone called 'Aziraphale'?"

. . . while giving a tour of campus to a prospective student, the following comes out of your mouth: "This is Liquor Lane, which is actually the best lit part of Fandom." "Excuse me?" "Campus. I meant campus."

. . . the words 'frell' and 'frak' enter your vocabulary, despite having no exposure to said fandom.

. . . you can't help giggling your way through 'Revenge of the Sith' because your mind keeps hearing banthabells.

. . . the words, 'Can't sleep, Fandom High will eat me' have left your mouth.

. . . you start watching 'Power Rangers: SPD' just because of Bridge.

. . . whenever an actor (say, for example, Steve Bacic) is in a show, you involuntarily think, "Squee, that's me!"

Any others?

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[sensethevisions]

...whenever something bad comes up you immediately want to vanquish it

...the words "But that isn't how Camulus teaches it" have come out of your mouth

...your daughter asks you how come you're getting mail from Aziraphale's rare Books

...you watch Revenge of the Sith and laugh because "our Anakin is better"

...you collect the Power Rangers toys from McDonalds in hopes of getting a green one

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

...you collect the Power Rangers toys from McDonalds in hopes of getting a green one

*is not snickering uncontrollably at all, no*

*because that would be a very pot-kettle situation when you're doing that yourself*