You know you've been at Fandom High too long when . . .

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

In the midst of a flurry of comings and goings, let us pause in this festive season to remember all the good crack that we've smoked these past four months and indulge in a little game of 'You know you've been at Fandom High too long when . . .'

I'll start.

. . . one of the first things your mother says to you after not seeing you for four months is, "Um, why are you getting mail from someone called 'Aziraphale'?"

. . . while giving a tour of campus to a prospective student, the following comes out of your mouth: "This is Liquor Lane, which is actually the best lit part of Fandom." "Excuse me?" "Campus. I meant campus."

. . . the words 'frell' and 'frak' enter your vocabulary, despite having no exposure to said fandom.

. . . you can't help giggling your way through 'Revenge of the Sith' because your mind keeps hearing banthabells.

. . . the words, 'Can't sleep, Fandom High will eat me' have left your mouth.

. . . you start watching 'Power Rangers: SPD' just because of Bridge.

. . . whenever an actor (say, for example, Steve Bacic) is in a show, you involuntarily think, "Squee, that's me!"

Any others?

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG I HAD TO DO IT. IT JUST LOOKED SO WRONG OTHERWISE. THEY WERE ALL SAD BEING FILED IN TWO DIFFERENT CATEGORIES.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

You probably should have moved Episode II over instead. It probably sends a better message than "Our relationship will end with you dead and me evil and machiney."

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

...point.

It's really a romance for the ages, isn't it?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well, their love does link them across the galaxy or something. When she dies and he's turned into Darth Toaster.

So it's kind of romantic. From a certain point of view.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"From a Certain Point of View" is Jedi for "lying through my teeth here."

Just as "May the Force be with you" is Jedi for "I love you."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You know, I think it actually was Episode II that I used . . . I feel better now.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Rorykin: Our loveissoTHWARTEDBYGENRE!

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You were shelved in completely different aisles! It was TRAGIC!!!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*