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fandomhigh_ooc2007-03-12 05:43 pm
OOC Info: OrangeShoeSevenAide
A couple of quick bits of OOC info you need for OrangeShoeSevenAide, as it's not exactly your typical store. This is because Jerry and Jerry are insane. (Seriously, if you're wondering "What's wrong with them?", that's all. They're not taking the meds.)
It's very like a store, but with two important distinctions. It doesn't have anyting you'd want to buy, and you can't really buy things from it anyway.
Contents!
The contents of OrangeShoeSevenAide are mostly things that Jerry and Jerry fished out of dumpsters or happened to handwavily have on their persons. There's a partial list going here.
You're free to mod anything else you want into the store, so long as it's weird and completely useless. No to perfectly working laptops with a cracked screen, but yes to a CD drive from a laptop with no moving parts that appears to have half a Backstreet Boys CD in it.
Getting Stuff! (if for some insane reason you actually want to)
You can't actually buy things in OrangeShoeSevenAide, but there are options for taking home that dream bit of wreckage that you totally want and need (or want your character to be saddled with), both IC and OOC.
Barter. Offer them something interesting in your pockets. They may accept. They may or may not remember to take your item, also.
Confuse them. As they're insane, this isn't really hard. Give them a reasonable explanation and - actually, they'll get confused by it, and come up with a different batshit reason why you're tricking them and how that means you should take the item.
Shoplift. They're not the sharpest knives in the kitchen. They're not even sporks. Even if they catch you, they'll forget to do anything about it.
Wait it out. Seriously, if you pick up something and hold on to it long enough, they'll think you brought it in with you and turn down your gift, Mr. President of Luxembourg. Or they'll decide you're the 1000th customer and give you a random gift. They might do both.
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
It's very like a store, but with two important distinctions. It doesn't have anyting you'd want to buy, and you can't really buy things from it anyway.
Contents!
The contents of OrangeShoeSevenAide are mostly things that Jerry and Jerry fished out of dumpsters or happened to handwavily have on their persons. There's a partial list going here.
You're free to mod anything else you want into the store, so long as it's weird and completely useless. No to perfectly working laptops with a cracked screen, but yes to a CD drive from a laptop with no moving parts that appears to have half a Backstreet Boys CD in it.
Getting Stuff! (if for some insane reason you actually want to)
You can't actually buy things in OrangeShoeSevenAide, but there are options for taking home that dream bit of wreckage that you totally want and need (or want your character to be saddled with), both IC and OOC.
Barter. Offer them something interesting in your pockets. They may accept. They may or may not remember to take your item, also.
Confuse them. As they're insane, this isn't really hard. Give them a reasonable explanation and - actually, they'll get confused by it, and come up with a different batshit reason why you're tricking them and how that means you should take the item.
Shoplift. They're not the sharpest knives in the kitchen. They're not even sporks. Even if they catch you, they'll forget to do anything about it.
Wait it out. Seriously, if you pick up something and hold on to it long enough, they'll think you brought it in with you and turn down your gift, Mr. President of Luxembourg. Or they'll decide you're the 1000th customer and give you a random gift. They might do both.
Questions? Comments? Concerns?

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Probably, yes, so long as the mun in question knows about it in advance and is OK with the invasion of crazyflakes.
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