Sex Degrees of Separation III

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm sure most of us remember this old post from about six months ago, yes?

Right. Anyway. Since then, we've had about two new rounds of characters and lots and lots of action so I thought we'd do it again. Also, this enables my goofing off at work the day before a four day weekend.

HELP ME GOOF OFF, PEOPLE.

So, comment with something along the lines of:

John Crichton
Kissed - Vala (student omg), Callisto, Aeryn Sun, Angel, Lee
Slept With - Aeryn (AND ONLY EVER HER OMG)

Possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts! So, go! Goof off! Have some random funny for the day!

Comments

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi Wildman:
Kissed: Abigail Whistler (girlkissy party), Billy Kessler (kiss-in)
Slept with: No one

Liz Sherman:
Kissed: Billy Kessler (kissing booth)
Slept with: No one

Andros:
Kissed: No one
Slept with: No one

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Kissed: Blair, Cam, Ray, Karal, Rory during spin the bottle and four in the kissing booth: Alec, Luke, Chad and Jake.

Slept with: No one.

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve Levine:
Kissed- Adam Park, Gwynn Hood (Tabula Rasa weekend and... there was something else involving girl!kissy, I know it, I just can't remember, woe!)
Slept with- Nobody.

Sean Nast:
Kissed- Nobody.
Slept with- Nobody. Woe.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Robin-
Kissed: River (Kissing Booth)
Slept With:...

Billy Kessler-
Kissed: Ami Mizuno, Liz Sherman (Kissing Booth), Naomi Wildman (Kiss-in)
Slept With: Nameless 4th sin girl.
*looks, considers* Man Billy what's wrong with you?

Leo-
Kissed: Vala the Troll.
Slept With: Is lonely.

Clark Kent-
Kissed: Rose
Slept With: No one. Is prude.

Tim Desmond-
Kissed: Gwynn Hood
Slept with: No one.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean:

Kissed: Dawn Summers, Alec, Meg, Ivanova, Z, D'anna, Seely, Faith, Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth), Jake Gavin (kissing booth), Dean Forrester (kissing booth), Irulan (kissing booth), Millie (kissing booth)

Slept with: Alec, Ivanova, Z, D'anna, Seely (threesome with Alec), Faith (threesome with Alec), Dawn, Meg presumably in the near future.

I think I haven't forgotten any.

John W:

Kissed and slept with: Zoe

Giles:

None so far.

Qui-Gon Jinn:

None so far.

I gotta get the Watcher and the Jedi some action...

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel Fray:
Kissed: Zuko, Seely Booth
Slept with: No one

Jamie Madrox:
Kissed: Miho (kissing booth), Joanna Stanton (kissing booth), Z Delgado, Marie
Slept with: Marie

Marty
Kissed: Angela Chase, Angel (love spell), Xander Harris (Room of Boykissy)
Slept with: Angela Chase

Ron:
Kissed: His Aunt What's-her-face
Slepth with: *snort*

Dale Cooper
Kissed: Nope
Slept with: Nope. Nope. Nope.

[the_merriest]

You are awesome for doing this. Oooooooooh, last time we did this I had one "kissed" line for one of my characters and that was it. Progress!

Rikku:
Kissed: Jude Lizowski, Dawn Summers (Tabula Rasa)
Slept with: Jude Lizowski

Naminé:
Kissed: Valentine, Abigail Whistler, Animal, Aravis Tarkheena, Jenny Sparks (the last four at the girlkissy party)
Slept with: Valentine

Faith Lehane:
Kissed: Dean Winchester (Scotland), Alec (Scotland), Squall Leonhart, and pre-FH, her own timeline's version of Angel and Xander
Slept with: Dean Winchester (Scotland), Alec (Scotland), Squall Leonhart, and pre-FH, her own timeline's Xander

Faith feels like an underachiever right now, but she's only been here a month.

And is it just me, or do we need another girlkissy party?

[blessed_twice]

Bel
Kissed: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Angel, Veronica, Isabel, Lana, Blair, Bridge, Vala 1.0, Cameron-even-though-he-denies-it
Slept with: Phoebe, Anders, Piper

Wyatt
Kissed: Isabel, Lana, Jo
Slept with: Isabel, Lana

Christian
Kissed: Maureen Johnson
Slept with: Maureen Johnson

Ellie Arroway (Retired)
Kissed: Maureen Johnson, Janice Covington
Slept with: Maureen Johnson, Janice Covington

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Anemone -
Kissed: Pre-FH - her timeline's Dominic Sorel, John Connor.
Slept With: See above.

Ghanima -
Kissed: None.
Slept With: OMG people, I just got here Monday! What kind of girl do you take me for?!?! (Give her time.)

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, here we go.

Sam Carter:

Kissed: John Connor, Jack O'Neill, Charlie Kawalsky (numerous occasions, one of which was AU future weekend (*hides from Alanna and Aly*)), Jack Harkness, Cedric Diggory, Anders (kissing booth), Alec (kissing booth), Lee Adama (I), MacGyver, Seely Booth (kissing booth)

Slept With: Jack O'Neill, Charlie Kawalsky (again, AU future, since there were kidlets), Jack Harkness, Lee Adama (I)

Dawn Summers:

Kissed: Rikku (Tabula Rasa), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Alec (kissing booth). I can't help but think that there's more here, but I've forgotten.

Slept With: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester

Inara Serra:

Kissed: Gavin Darklighter
Slept With: No one yet

Vala Mal Doran:

Kissed: Barney Stinson, Ares, Benton Fraser, Jack Harkness, Daniel Jackson (hers)
Slept With: Barney Stinson, Ares, Jack Harkness

Jarod:

Kissed: Jaye Tyler, Parker, Rose Tyler (I), Maureen Johnson, Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth)
Slept With: Parker

How is the future Companion the most chaste character I have? Plus, I know I forgot people.

Now with editing!

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

My characters need to get laid more.

Angela
Kissed - Marty, Jaye, Duo Maxwell, Dean? Maybe?
Slept with: Marty

Tyler
Kissed- River, Evie (AU weekend)

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka:

Kissed: Evie
Slept With: Nobody


Squall:

Kissed: Faith, and Tink (as well as that's possible to work) during Tabula Rasa
Slept With: Faith

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney Stinson

Kissed: Vala Mal Doran, Johanna Stayton

Slept with: Vala Mal Doran, Johanna Stayton


John Sheppard

Kissed: Jaina Solo, Ronan Nolan

Slept with: Jaina Solo

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT!
Barney wants everyone to know that he is available and willing should your female char have some needs. /PSA

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine:
Kissed: Demyx and Naminé
Slept with: Demyx and Naminé

Blackheart: ... No.

Michelangelo: ... No.

I should not find it as amusing as I do that Valentine has done more kissing than any other character I have, but he can still answer the "who have you kissed" question with "Nobody."

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Broots:
Kissed: Parker and ... I don't remember
Slept with: HAHAHAHA

Briar: ...I don't remember, but I think no one. Which is just wrong.

Marco: AH HA HA HA HA! Only in his dreams.

Faithful: Min, Angela's cat. ... You can shut up now.

Anathema: No one, yet.

Alanna: Charlie Kawalsky for both, and ... I don't remember.