Sex Degrees of Separation III

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm sure most of us remember this old post from about six months ago, yes?

Right. Anyway. Since then, we've had about two new rounds of characters and lots and lots of action so I thought we'd do it again. Also, this enables my goofing off at work the day before a four day weekend.

HELP ME GOOF OFF, PEOPLE.

So, comment with something along the lines of:

John Crichton
Kissed - Vala (student omg), Callisto, Aeryn Sun, Angel, Lee
Slept With - Aeryn (AND ONLY EVER HER OMG)

Possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts! So, go! Goof off! Have some random funny for the day!

Comments

[solo_sword]

I totally had to look at the old post for this. And *sigh* *edits for dirty icon*

Aeryn Sun-
Kissed: John Crichton (HE GOES FIRST, YO), Cameron Mitchell, Callisto, Peter Pevensie (AU weekend)
Slept with: John Crichton

Jaina Solo-
Kissed: John Sheppard (hi, let's not mix up our Johns there)
Slept with: John Sheppard

Jaye Tyler-
Kissed: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Parker (StB), Angela Chase (StB), Alec, Jack Harkness, Rory Gilmore, Eric Weiss, Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth), Seely Booth (kissing booth), Jarod
Slept with: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Alec, Jack Harkness

Hermione Granger-
Kissed: Nope!
Slept with: *dies laughing*

Cher Horowitz-
Kissed: Nada
Slept with: You know how picky she is with her shoes and those only go on her feet.

Ka D'Argo-
Kissed: Nope!
Slept with: Nope!

*frowns* I'm feeling kinda RP chaste atm.

[solo_sword]

And blatantly adding another comment for Chad Michael Murray kissage just to see if Oe keyboardsmashes.

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

Jeff Murdock-
Kissed - Turtle Wexler
Slept With - Nooooobody and considering his uncanny ability to take off across the country during sex when he's an adult, likely to stay this way for a while.

Cable-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HA unless you count all of that IM fic a certain someone and I do.

Sarah Kerrigan-
Kissed - Roy Mustang
Slept With - Nobody 'cause she's got standards and a Marshal at home, man.

...I am, like, way too RP chaste, too.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

As do I, yes. *waves glittery flag(

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana Lang:

Kissed: Archie Kennedy, Justin Quayle, John Sheppard(the first), Han Solo, Alec(kissing booth), Jim Ellison, Seely Booth (while drunk), Bel (AU weekend), Anders(AU weekend), Phoebe(AU weekend), Conner (AU weekend and while possessed), Jack Harkness(while possessed), Christian Troy (while possessed), Wyatt Halliwell(while possessed), Chris Halliwell

Slept with: Archie Kennedy, John Sheppard, Han Solo, Jim Ellison, Christian Troy(while possessed), Wyatt Halliwell(while possessed), Conner(while possessed), and will be with Chris Halliwell rather soon we think.


Millie:
Never even been kissed. Not even once. Poor thing.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

*coughslutcough*

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that JUST the other day, I was thinking of doing one of these myself? Thank God for my insufferable procrastination!

Anyway. *clears throat, puts list of characters in nice, neat little line*

Setsuna Sakurazaki-
Kissed: Jude Lizowski, Ranma Saotome, Alphonse Elric, Teddy Altman, Ami Mizuno, Cindy Mackenzi, John Connor, Hikaru Hitachiin
Slept with: Ranma Saotome

Yasutora "Chad" Sado-
Kissed: Teddy Altman, Ranma Saotome, Jude Lizowski, Nadia Santos, Molly Hayes, Puppet!Seely, Ronan Nolan
Slept with: Teddy Altman, Ronan Nolan

Rosette Christopher-
Kissed: John Connor, Deadpool, Yuki, Shuichi, Seely Booth, El Mariachi
Slept with: John Connor, Deadpool

Turtle Wexler:
Kissed: Tannim Drake, Jeff Murdock
Slept with: NO ONE OMG, EW.

Kenpachi Zaraki:
Kissed: AHAHAHAHAHA
Slept with: AHAHAHAHA. (none on both accounts, omg)

A.J.:
Kissed: Troy Bolton, Annette Hargrove, Beauty Huston
Slept with: Troy Bolton, Annette Hargrove (IN DA FUTURE).

Adah Price:
Kissed: Lee Adama, River Tam
Slept with: Lee Adama, River Tam



...Oh, my precious whorish characters. *pats them*

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot A.J.'s kissing booth!

A.J.'s also kissed: River Tam and Ronan Nolan

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River Tam -
Kissed: Adah Price, Jack Harkness, Blair Sandburg, Tyler Durden. In kissing booths: Cedric Diggory, A.J., Robin, Billy Kessler.
Slept with: Adah Price, Jack Harkness

Gabriel -
OMG are you insane?

[needsaparrot]

I have been *waiting* for this to pop back up so I can play with stats again, muahahaha.

• Xander Harris kissed:
  
  Current characters: Hamlet (StB), Demyx (StB), Peter Parker (StB), Chloe Sullivan (StB), Rory Gilmore (AU weekend), Willow Rosenberg (AU weekend and pre-FH-canon), Faith Lehane (pre-FH-canon and his timeline's NPC version), Marty Blank, Samuel Anders, Miss Maureeeeen Parker, Bridge Carson
  
  Former characters: Duo Maxwell (StB), Cordelia Chase (pre-FH-canon and StB), Veruca Cally


• Slept with: Faith Lehane (pre-FH-canon and his timeline's NPC version), Bridge Carson

[needsaparrot]

Oh, and if we're counting via AU kids, as it looks like some are, then Xander also slept with Parker.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh god I'm gonna forget stuff I know I am.

Sam Anders
Kissed: Cally, Archie Kennedy, Annette Hargrove, Belthazor, Phoebe Halliwell, Conner McKnight, Demyx, Cameron Mitchell, Isabel Evans (AU weekend), Marie D'Ancanto (AU weekend), Lana Lang (AU weekend) Sam Carter (Kissing Booth), Veronica Mars (Kissing Booth - and NEVER AGAIN OH MY GOD), Alec (Kissing Booth), Chloe Sullivan (Kissing Booth), Xander Harris, Bridge Carson
Slept With: Cally, Conner McKnight, Demyx, Belthazor, Phoebe Halliwell, Troy Bolton (Tabula Rasa weekend)

Not much new stuff in the way of smooching action, but he's still a slut. ;)

Anne Shirley
Kissed: Nope!
Slept With: Not thinking about it omg no.

Conner McKnight
Kissed: Sam Anders, Lana Lang (while she was possessed), Carmela Rodriguez, Gwynn Hood
Slept With - Sam Anders, Lana Lang (while she was possessed), Gwynn Hood

Archie Kennedy (Retired. *sniffle*)
Kissed: Parker, Cally, Isabel Evans (Spin the Bottle), Jack Harkness, Anders, Jaye Tyler, Veronica Mars, Lana Lang, Bridge Carson
Slept With: Lana Lang, Jaye Tyler, Veronica Mars (Anders always knew Archie was crazy for that)

Sakura Nishihori (Retired)
Kissed: AHAHAHAHAHA.
Slept with: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *steals Skylie's schtick*

Janice Covington (Retired)
Kissed: Maureen Johnson, Ellie Arroway
Slept With: Maureen Johnson, Ellie Arroway

Yitzhak
Kissed: Nope.
Sl -- *brain explodes*

[namelessblade.livejournal.com]

Clearly, Kenpachi and Sakura just needed to hook up then.

*eyes shift*

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... lemme see here...

Annette Hargrove -
Kissed: Dick Casablancas (yo, he was first omg), Steerpike, A.J., Anders, Isabel & Phoebe & Tori (for the girl!kissy party).
Slept with: Dick Casablancas, A.J. (IN DA FUTURE OMG)

Johnny Storm -
Kissed: er... Savannah Levine, Anders, Ronan Nolan, Charlie McGee, Mary Connell, Meg Manning (IN DA FUTURE!), Ino (IN DA FUTURE!) I'm probably forgetting somebody la la la
Slept with: Ronan Nolan, Savannah Levine, Meg Manning (In DA FUTURE!) See? Johnny isn't a harlot much!

George Michael Bluth -
Kissed: Joanna (Pimp Mama) Stayton, Mary Connell
Slept with: Joanna (who pays real good) Stayton, Mary Connell
And I still have a hard time picturing George Michael sleeping with anyone. Cracks me up every single time I swear it!

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

And you'll nary see another dime out of Joanna, OMG!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Rory Gilmore: Kissed - Logan Echolls, Logan Huntzberger, Jake Gavin, Anakin Skywalker, Bridge Carson, Alec, Jaye Tyler, Peter Pevensie, Peter Parker, Molly Hayes, Jack Harkness, Xander Harris.
Slept with - Logan Echolls, Anakin Skywalker.

Pam Beesly: Kissed - Jim Halpert, Lucas Wolenczak
Slept with - *eyes her* No one, yet, but subject to change in the near future.

Aravis: Kissed - Seely Booth, Naminé, Jo Harvelle
Slept with - Seely Booth

Harry Potter: Kissed - nada
Slept with - I think Ginny would kill anyone who tried. She'd just fly over and AK them. WE ALL SAW HOW SHE WAS WITH CHO, OMG.

Robin Scherbatsky: Kissed - Benton Fraser
Slept with - Benton Fraser. And also Deadpool and Barney BUT ONLY IN HER DREAMS

...Rory continues to be a ho.

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

Joanna Stayton -

Kissed - Barney Stinson, George Michael Bluth
Slept With - Barney Stinson, George Michael Bluth (and almost John Connor, but she was drunk, fell off the bed, and Barney walked in so...)


Andrew Wells -

Kissed - Neil Perry
Slept With - Scott Bakula and Timothy Dalton - yes, at the same time.

What, a boy can dream, right?

[needsaparrot]

Slept With - Scott Bakula and Timothy Dalton - yes, at the same time.

ILU. Never change.

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie McGee: has kissed Johnny Storm and Rodney McKay. (Progress!)

Evie Carnahan: has kissed Tyler Durden (AU weekend) and Sokka, and Jo Harvelle during the Girlkissy Party.

Parker:

Kissed: (in relative order)

Current characters: Jack Harkness, Alex Krycek, Jake Gavin, Bridge Carson (Spin the Bottle), Jaye Tyler (Spin the Bottle), Cam Mitchell, Jarod, Xander Harris, Anakin Skywalker (during Grease Weekend), Chloe Sullivan (Kissing Booth), Seely Booth, Ronan Nolan.

Former characters: Rob Gordon, Michael Samuelle, Archie Kennedy, Broots (as bunny ransom), Lee Adama (Mark I), Eric Weiss.

Had sex with:

Rob Gordon, Michael Samuelle, Jack Harkness, messed around with Lee Adama (Mark I), Jarod, Eric Weiss, Ronan Nolan. [Plus various NPC guys from her universe]

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

John Crichton
Kissed: Aeryn Sun, Angel, Lee Adama (version 1.0), Callisto
Slept With: Aeryn Sun

Cedric Diggory
Kissed: Jack Harkness, Alec, Isabel Evans, Sam Carter, Peter Pevensie
Slept With: Jack Harkness

Lee Adama
Kissed: Adah Price
Slept With: Adah Price

Gavin Darklighter
Kissed: Inara Serra and Luke Skywalker in his dreams
Slept With: No one! Not yet!

Benton Fraser
Kissed: Ellen Harvelle, Deadpool, GOB Bluth, Vala (teacher version!), Robin Scherbatsky
Slept With: Robin Scherbatsky. The Mountie finally got some! Yay!

Dolores Jane Umbridge
Kissed: ALY IN OUR SEKKRIT LOCKED POSTS.
Slept With: DEADPOOL IN OUR SEKKRIT LOCKED POSTS.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

WE SLEPT TOGETHER TOO OMG!

*CRIES THAT I HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN*

[oncourtandstage.livejournal.com]

I am totally going to forget someone for Ronan, I know it. *noogies the little slut*

Ronan Nolan:
Kissed: John Sheppard, Johnny Storm, Alec, Jack Harkness, Teddy Altman, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Parker, A.J. (kissing booth)
Sexed up: (Messed around with) John Sheppard, Johnny Storm, Alec, Jack Harkness, Teddy Altman, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Parker

Troy Bolton:
Kissed: A.J., Sam Anders
Sexed up: A.J., Sam Anders

Lulu:
Kissed/Sexed up: No one at Fandom. Yet.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh boy

Veronica Mars (Alumni)
Kissed: Lee Adama (I), Logan Echolls, Callisto, Archie Kennedy, Belthazor (party), V. Cally, Chloe Sullivan, Nadia Santos, Samuel Anders (kissing booth), Cameron Mitchell

Slept With: Logan Echolls, Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell

If we're counting Fandom Weirdness, then she & Dick apparently have done it all since they're married with kids.

Chris Halliwell (Student)
Kissed: Jo Harvelle, Luna Lovegood, Savannah Levine, Summer Roberts (Tabula Rasa) and Lana Lang

Slept With: No one yet, but Lana very soon.

Marie D'Ancanto (Townlumni)
Kissed: Jamie Madrox, Willow Rosenberg (AU), Samuel Anders (AU), Peter Pevensie (AU), Bridge Carson (possessed)

Slept With: Jamie Madrox

... I think that covers it?

[meetingsnoopy.livejournal.com]

Dude, we BOTH forgot the Veronica/Angela girlkissy.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel Evans

Kissed - Jack Harkness, Greg Sanders, Johnny Storm, Peter Petrelli, Wyatt Halliwell, Archie Kennedy & Callisto (Spin the Bottle), Cedric Diggory (AU Weekend), Peter Pevensie (AU Weekend), Anders (AU Weekend), Belthazor (AU Weekend) Annette Hargrove (Girlkissy party)

Slept with - Greg Sanders, Wyatt Halliwell

[light-a-spark.livejournal.com]

*had to go and copy paste from last post*

Cameron Mitchell
Kissed - Beka, Parker, Callisto, Aeryn, Angela, Anders, Vala, Jaye, Molly, Chloe, Veronica
Slept with - Vala, Jaye, Veronica

Zuko
Kissed - Katara (AU and reunion), Mel
Slept with - It doesn't count! It was 20 years in the future!

Tex
Kissed and slept with - Hawkeye, Deadpool

Roy
Kissed with - Aly (Tabula Rasa), Kerrigan
Slept with - None! THIS IS STILL VERY WRONG OMG!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I MISSED TEX ON BLOND HOTTIE ACTION!?

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Peter Parker:
Kissed: Zero Hopeless-Savage, Xander Harris (spin the bottle), Rory Gilmore (spin the bottle)
Slept with: Zero Hopeless-Savage

Jim Halpert:
Kissed: Pam Beesly, Meg Manning (kissing booth)
Slept with: Pam Beesly. Except that was actual sleep.

Victor von Doom:
Kissed: He would never allow his lips to be defiled by people in Fandom.
Slept with: If he won't let his lips be defiled, no way is Little Doom going to get defiled.

Jolee Bindo:
Kissed: Eww, no, he's old.
Slept with: EWW, NO, HE'S OLD.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

And you know Doom totally calls it Little Doom.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge kissed Krycek (the first glitter-causes-boykissy incident), Archie Kennedy, Hamlet (boykissy adventure or StB or both, my mind is a blank), Rory Gilmore, Peter Pevensie (AU), Anders (AU), Parker, Marie D'Ancanto (while she was possessed), and Xander Harris.

I've probably forgot someone, heh.

He's slept with Xander and Peter Pevensie (ACTUALLY HE WAS READING BOOKS. THE WHOLE WEEKEND. YES)

[demonbelthazor]

*coughs* StB

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Peter Pevensie
Kissed: Willow Rosenberg, Seely Booth (SADLY WHILE IN A SANE STATE OF MIND), Rory Gilmore (Grease! and AU), Bridge Carson (AU), Isabel Evans (AU), Cedric Diggory (AU), Marie D'Ancanto (AU), Aeryn Sun (AU),
Slept with: Willow Rosenberg

Katara
Kissed: Zuko (AU and Reunion), Bart Allen
Slept with: Only in the future omg.

Aly
Kissed: Josh Lyman, Jarod, Jay, Dr. Venture, Deadpool, Roy Mustang (Tabula Rasa)
Slept with: Josh Lyman, DELORES UMBRIDGE EVEN IF SHE HAS FORGOTTEN

Edward Elric
Kissed: NONE
Slept with: AHAHAHAHAHA

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU CALLING HIM SO SMALL HE COULDN'T GET UP AND RIDE A--

...let's not finish that.

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

Mary Connell
Kissed: Johnny Storm, GOB Bluth, George Michael Bluth
Slept with: George Michael, GOB, and I think she slept with Johnny Storm too

Hoshi Sato
Kissed: No one
Slept with: No one yet. She's a tricky one. She seems all innocent and then she'll surprise everyone one day.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

OMG I have to keep editing Johnny's - He and Mary most certainly did sleep together!

[not-an-answer.livejournal.com]

Teddy Altman -

Kissed: Chad, Ronan, Setsuna, Ranma, Cassie
Slept With: chad, Ronan (Mmmm, threesomes)

Lucifer -

Kissed: Wilson, Aziraphale, Chrono, Kabuto
Slept with: Wilson, Aziraphale, Chrono, Kabuto

Deadpool -

Kissed: Noblet, Yuki, Fraser, Aly, Arashi, Rosette, Tex
Slept with: Tex, Rosette, Arashi (AND UMBRIDGE HIS WEE BEA ARTHUR CLONE LOVE)

Bart Allen -

Kissed: KATARA
Slept with: ...dude, he was two, don't even joke about that

Renee Montoya -

Kissed and Slept with: None. ....give her time.

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

*USTs* *a lot* *in various configurations*

[likethegun]

Collected from various sources:

Chloe Sullivan:
Kissed: Alec, Anders (kissing booth), Marty Blank (kissing booth), GOB (kissing booth omfg), Callisto (kissing booth), Jake Gavin, Jack Harkness (kissing booth), Xander Harris (spin the bottle?), Jarod (kissing booth), Krycek, Veronica Mars (partying?), Cameron Mitchell, Parker (partying?), Aeryn Sun (partying?), Jaye Tyler, Dean Winchester (kissing booth), Sam Winchester (kissing booth)
Slept With: Alec, Jake Gavin, Krycek

Sam Winchester:
Kissed: Peter Petrelli (TR), Anakin Skywalker (Dean and Jaye made him omg), Dawn Summers, Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth)
Slept With: Dawn Summers, Peter Petrelli (TR)

Zoe Washburn:
Kissed: Benton Fraser, John Winchester
Slept With: John Winchester

Abigail Whistler:
Kissed: Alec, Phoebe Halliwell (girlkissy party), Jo Harvelle (girlkissy party), Namine (girlkissy party), Naomi Wildman (girlkissy party)
Slept With: Alec

Doogie Howser:
Kissed: No one
Slept With: No one

*pets Doogie*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Cam in the future for Zoe!

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack Burton:
Kissings:
Sexings:

John Connor:
Kissings: Sam Carter, Sydney Bristow, Rosette Christopher (former FH), Anemone the Pink-Haired Skinnybutt and Deadpool because their love is so "IMMAKILLU"
Sexings: Sydney Bristow, Rosette Christopher, Anemone, Kate Brewster in future!Canon

Dr. Stanley Keyworth:

Tim Taylor?
Kissings: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sexings: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

crap. I'm missing a lot. Or am I?

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

*AHEM*

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

Dick Casablancas -
Kissed: Annette Hargrove, Seely Booth (panty raid), Demyx (panty raid)
Slept With: Annette Hargrove (he's a good boy...really)

VERONICA IS TOTALLY HIS FUTURE BABYMOMMA OMG!

Prue Halliwell - Nobody, woe. She's 30 in her head omg! Teenage boys are gross!

Meg Manning
Kissed: Dean Winchester, Johnny Storm (in the future), Jim Halpert (kissing booth)
Slept with: Johnny Storm (in the future), presumably Dean in the near future

Yeah, definitely big steps up from Duncan. *shudders*

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Jack Harkness (after I got him):
Slept with: Demyx, Sam Carter, Cedric, River, Jaye, Ronan, Vala (teacher)

Kissed (to various degrees): Johnny Storm, The Doctor (Ten) Z, Jo, Alec, Isabel, Parker, Lana, Rory, Chloe

I know I'm forgetting people.

Karal:
Kissed: Molly, Parker
Slept with: no one

Moist:
Ah, no to both

Harriet:
Also no to both!

[needsaparrot]

Didn't Jack sleep with Tino? ;-)