Sex Degrees of Separation III

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'm sure most of us remember this old post from about six months ago, yes?

Right. Anyway. Since then, we've had about two new rounds of characters and lots and lots of action so I thought we'd do it again. Also, this enables my goofing off at work the day before a four day weekend.

HELP ME GOOF OFF, PEOPLE.

So, comment with something along the lines of:

John Crichton
Kissed - Vala (student omg), Callisto, Aeryn Sun, Angel, Lee
Slept With - Aeryn (AND ONLY EVER HER OMG)

Possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts! So, go! Goof off! Have some random funny for the day!

Comments

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... lemme see here...

Annette Hargrove -
Kissed: Dick Casablancas (yo, he was first omg), Steerpike, A.J., Anders, Isabel & Phoebe & Tori (for the girl!kissy party).
Slept with: Dick Casablancas, A.J. (IN DA FUTURE OMG)

Johnny Storm -
Kissed: er... Savannah Levine, Anders, Ronan Nolan, Charlie McGee, Mary Connell, Meg Manning (IN DA FUTURE!), Ino (IN DA FUTURE!) I'm probably forgetting somebody la la la
Slept with: Ronan Nolan, Savannah Levine, Meg Manning (In DA FUTURE!) See? Johnny isn't a harlot much!

George Michael Bluth -
Kissed: Joanna (Pimp Mama) Stayton, Mary Connell
Slept with: Joanna (who pays real good) Stayton, Mary Connell
And I still have a hard time picturing George Michael sleeping with anyone. Cracks me up every single time I swear it!

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

And you'll nary see another dime out of Joanna, OMG!

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, come on now, baby, don't be all like that, gettin' them rich, fancy pants of yours all tangled up. George Michael be all for earnin' that money 'ho.

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

I totally see Mary and Joanna getting into a catfight at some point.

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

Joanna: *runs Mary over with the go kart of doom*

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

I'd have to wonder if the go kart would just bounce off of Mary's breasts.

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

OMG you're right. It so totally would.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

...you want to borrow my GoKart from 111 and just have a jousting session?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

*DED*

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

And I totally forgot Jack Harkness for Johnny. Both Kissing and sleeping with.

And Isabel kissing!

OMG I have to keep editing! He slept with Mary Connell too!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

He forgot about kissing Isabel? Nice...

*pouts*

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny: *grabs and hugs tight* your's was the most memorable?