Meme: I'd Hit It

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Since yesterday was teh suck (for me), I'm throwing up a meme early this time to give people something (hopefully) entertaining to do for the rest of the day.

I'd Hit That

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

Comments

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Dick Grayson. He's nice! And cute! And funny!
- Ben Skywalker. WHEN HE GETS OLDER. But yeah, definitely.
- Cal Stephanides. Crazy bits or not, he so would.
- Sam Winchester. It's the floppy hair and the eyes!
- Romeo Montague

Girls

- Kaylee Frye. DUH.
- Lois Lane. If there wasn't a Kaylee, yeah, he'd be googly eyed.
- Ino. Shhhh.
- Jaina Solo. Though, she'd scare him.
- Joan Girardi. They could go insane together!

[intraspective]

Shhhh?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Hannibal King. C'mon. All they talk about together is sex.
- Romeo Montague. Rich guy love!
- Logan Echolls. Again, rich guy love!
- John Sheppard. What? He's curious!
- Dean Winchester. Because Chuck always has weird UST with people he hates *looks at Dan*

Girls

- Gwen Cooper. There's nothing more fun than sleeping with someone that hates you.
- Robin Scherbatsky. If she didn't have that silly little "morals" thing he'd totes hit that.
- Angela Montenegro. Because they're both charming bastards.
- Jaina Solo. Just to get John back for taking his scarf. And it'd be like sleeping with twins! Chuck loves twins!
- Blair Waldorf. Uh, hi, did you *watch* last night's episode?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal and Chuck would have that dirty, 'I challenge you to be the one to back off!' sex. And they'd probably do that MULTIPLE times.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Girls

1. Adah Price. Uh, she'd he'd kill me if I didn't put this down despite the fact that it is completely, one hundred percent true.

And then waaaaaaaaay down the list after Adah:

2. Teyla Emmagen. Mmm, he'd find her so attractive.
3. Brooke Davis. Sigh.
4. Katina Choovanski. Canon has shown he likes the surly girls!
5. Lois Lane. PRETTY.

Boys

1. Toby Moraitis. :D
2. Dick Casablancas. It's the jackassery! They'd match!
3. Sam Anders. Um. YEAH TIMES INFINITY.
4. John Sheppard
5. Teddy Altman. Oh, Teddy. His cheerfulness could balance out the emo.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG I totally totally didn't think of Katchoo being similar to Kara in that way. o.O But hahaha, yes.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Girls
1. Molly Carpenter. The tongue ring.
2. Angela Montenegro. Pretty artsy love!
3. Peyton Sawyer. Again with the artsy love, and Hilarie Burton kind of looks like the girl she tried to sleep with in canon.
4. Jenny Sparks. She's just compelling.
5. Aravis. They could be sulky together.

Boys
1. Ned. He's cute and sweet and makes pies.
2. Chuck Bass. Because he's Chuck Bass.
3. Cal Stephanides. She likes them gloomy.
4. Anakin Skywalker. She's not blind.
5. Jess Mariano. He's so her type.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned worries that the piemaking might get old but he does have the gloominess going on every once in awhile.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Ned. Because she thinks he's adorable.
- John Sheppard. She has a thing of falling for her friends.
- Hannibal King. HOT.
- Sam Winchester. Wait. That's not incest, is it?
- Lee Adama. Again, HOT.

Girls

- Jaina Solo. See the falling for her friends thing.
- Kaylee Frye. Because Lois thinks she's cute.
- Buffy Summers. They both kick ass.
- Temari. Again with the ass kicking thing.
- Brooke Davis. Because they'd totally hit it off in a bar.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned's going to take adorable to the proverbial bank, wheeee! Though, he finds her adorable too.

He likes the chest too.

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Boys
*Marco Conrad - He's sweet and they have a rather cute little flirtation thing going on.
*Hannibal King - Um, hi, have you SEEN him without a shirt?
*Sam Winchester - Again with the 'have you seen him without a shirt?
*Peter Petrelli - He's sweet and hot
*Loki - HUSH, he understands her, okay?

Girls
*Angela Montenegro - She's adorable and fun
*Savannah Levine - Also with the adorable and fun
*Claire Fisher - They have way too much fun scheming together
*Penelope - She's sweet and tender
*Blysse - Roommates are supposed to experiment, right? :D

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, that'd be some DIVINE sex.

...

I couldn't resist omg.

[withoutverona]

Girls
1-101. Yurika Dojima.
102. Robin Scherbatsky. He's curious about older women.
103. Adah Price.
104. Angela Montenegro. She'd get him to not be so tragic.
105. Blair Waldorf. Rich, pretty, and would keep him on his toes.

Boys
1. Lee Adama. Hot and he'd understand the family issues, even if they'd both die of emo.
2. Ronan Nolan. The kiss was fun, okay?
3. Reno. Shut up.
4. Chuck Bass. He's so down for the rich guy love.
5. Hannibal King. PRETTY.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Rich guy love is the best kind of love! ask Nate

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Girls
1. Robin Scherbatsky. She's like Pepper!
2. Zoe Winchester. The ability to beat him up is kinda hot.
3. Martha Jones. He's got eyes.
4. Sam Carter. Oh, they'd talk science and it would end in angry sex.
5. Ghanima Atreides. Mmm, techhatesex.

Boys
1. Tyler Durden. Because nothing they did before counts. Really.
2. Cable. He's a handsome man and Tony would promise to... try to remember his name once they were done.
3. Rusty Ryan. ...Brad Pitt, duh!
4. Benton Fraser. He's so buttoned up. Tony would LOVE to mess with that.
5. Ronon Dex. Um, have you seen that man?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

And Fraser thinks Tony would be very, very surprised to find what's underneath the uniform. He might looked buttoned up but...:D

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Lee Adama. Well. That's all I say about that.
- Cal. Just because it amuses me.
- Toby Moratis. THE KISS WAS GOOD, OKAY?
- Dick Grayson. Again, because it amuses me. And they really do get along.
- Alec. Look, Harvey has eyes, okay?

Girls

- Brooke Davis. Duh!
- Martha Jones. Mmm Martha.
- Temari. He's had his face in her boobs enough.
- Turtle Wexler. Awww.
- Ella of Frell. Harvey thinks she's cute.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

That's one way to convince Lee to stop his completely fake assassination attempts on Harvey.

And a pretty one at that! Their future emo couldn't even stop it!

[intraspective]

Boys

- Kurosaki Ichigo. Shut up. Just... shut up.
- Ben Skywalker. He’s adorable! And, well, soldier.
- Cal Stephanides. Does this need explaining? No, seriously. I mean, okay, Right This Second? Probably Wouldn’t. BUT.
- Reno. LOOK at him, geez. But only if he wasn’t in a relationship oh em gee. She’ll settle for stealing his booze.
- Hannibal King. Have you looked at him? Yes, I’m allowed to be shallow.

Girls

- Katchoo. Grumpy people are seriously one of the quickest ways to get Ino’s attention.
- Brooke Davis. Hi, it’d be pretty.
- Amber Atkins. Because that’d break brains all around, and hi, angry-sex.
- Temari. Soooo never going to happen, but yes. Ino likes arguing. This works.
- Alice Liddell. Because she’s crazy, and Ino doesn’t mind.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

OMG! *dies* It would break all kinds of brains, and wow, hot angry sex like whoa.

I don't get to use this icon enough.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Girls
*Summer Roberts - He loves her, okay?
*Jo Harvelle - They dated briefly and he likes kickass girls.
*Buffy Summers - See above re: kickass girls.
*Eve Levine - She's got the memories of an older woman, so she'd really know what she was doing.
*Jaina Solo - They both have the family issues going on plus she's kickass.

Boys
*Johnny Storm - DUH
*Ned - It's all about the pie.
*Chuck Bass - Because he's Chuck Bass!
*Toby Moraitis - He's pretty.
*Sam Winchester - They have that emo little brother thing going on.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Omg, they'd be so quiet and cute together, it'd be adorable times thirty.

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Barney Stinson. Because he's heard a lot.
- Ronon. THE HAIR.
- Tony Stark. Although Marshall would probably just turn into his bitch.
- Minsc. Shhhhhh.
- Fraser. He wonders if Canadian love is different than US love.

Girls

- Lily Aldrin. Most obvious answer ever, amirite?
- Robin Scherbatsky. Again, he's heard a lot.
- Zoe Winchester. Best. Boss. Ever.
- Vala Mal Doran. Just don't tell Barney.
- Tinker Bell. HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW THAT WORKS.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

What do you think Canadians spend doing during the long, cold winters? Thaaaaaat's right.

Mmm, stamina.

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Boys

Ronon Dex. Who cares about the teacher part, he's a pretty, pretty man.
The Doctor. It's canon that she thinks he's fit.
Dean Winchester. Mmm pretty and a good kisser to boot.
Lee Adama. Arrrrrrrrrrms.
Chuck Bass. Like she's not capable of major lapses of judgement?

Girls

Aravis. Look, it's nearly happened several times due to mis-pings anyway.
Angela Montenegro. Pretty.
Teyla. After all, Jack's a bad bad influence taught her the best way to greet someone from another planet.
Jenny Sparks. English/Welsh hatesex? Hawt.
Martha Jones. JACK MUST NEVER KNOW.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Hey. I wouldn't call it a major...

...okay. Never mind. Carry on.

[ella-obeys.livejournal.com]

Boys
1. Dick Grayson. She'd like to try it again when they're in their right minds.
2. Karal Austreben. He looks like Char and he's been a gentleman every time they've talked.
3. Liir Thropp. She likes his eyes.
4. Peter Pevensie.
5. Toby Moraitis. Pretty and kind.

Girls
1. Rikku. Roommate experiment thing, plus, pretty.
2. Turtle Wexler.
3. Ino Yamanaka.
4. Inara Serra.
5. Hoshi sato. Language geeks love.

[intraspective]

Seriously?

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Well, assuming Dean and Alec go without saying...

Boys

- Sam Winchester. Shhh.
- Wyatt Halliwell
- Peter Petrelli. Preferably after a Top Model marathon.
- Nathan Petrelli
- Luke Skywalker

Girls

- Dawn Summers
- Isabel Evans
- Jo Harvelle. SHE IS ALLOWED TO BE NARCISSISTIC, OKAY?
- Veronica Mars. Angry!sex.
- Robin Scherbatsky

[wannabehunter]

IF DEAN AND ALEC ARE ALLOWED, SO ARE WE!

[sith_happened]

(assuming everyone is legal, omg. Anakin's brain is a scary enough place to be delving into for this question...)

Boys

Assuming every version of Obi-Wan is a given, here are the IG answers:

1) John Crichton. It'd be unbelievably awkward later, but...
2) Angel. See the above comment, multiply by a million.
3) Jack Harkness. He's heard things, okay?
4) Deadpool. It'd be completely ridiculous and they'd probably both end up with something broken.
5) Hamlet. If he wasn't dead.

Girls
1) Rory. Rory Rory Rory Rory Rory.
2) Aeryn Sun.
3) Sam Carter.
4) Evey Hammond. I NEVER SAID THE MAN WAS ALL THAT SANE, OKAY?
5) Aly. He's got a thing for competence, what can I say?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John would have to be stopped from making jokes the entire time too. Not that he wouldn't be ALL ABOUT THAT but he'd be amused that it was happening!

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Boys

1. Cal - Yes, been there already but would go again, this time hopefully getting a peek while at it. Her curiosity knows no bounds.
2. Liir - Mmm.
3. Hannibal - Can't take my eyes off of you...
4. Jack Burton - His dad's a truck driver. What? It makes sense in Amber's head omg!
5. Chuck Bass - He's sexy cruel and she totally should have done it when she had the chance.

Girls

1. Triela - Roommates and all that and she's totally hot.
2. Inara - She's dreamt about those boobs forever. Well, at least since she got to have them for a day.
3. Savannah - Doing a cheerleader. WOOT!
4. Ino - HOT ANGRY SEX!
5. Turtle - The whole employer/employee thing would be exciting!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Why, Amber Atkins, I never!

...

Okay, wait, yes, I did because I AGREE. Mmm, pretty. And educational! :D

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Boy

- Romeo Montague.

Boys that are NOT Romeo
- Ronan Nolan. Very nice kisser.
- Chuck Bass. Hot, rich, and knows how to have a good time. SO her type.
- Lee Adama. Um. Hi. HOT.
- Dick Grayson. He went along with her shirtless crusade, wonder what else she could talk him into...
- Yes. Fine. Okay. She'd hit Reno. Dōjima isn't blind, but there's that whole best-guy-friend thing, and the relationships-thing, and it is never going to happen.

Girls

- Jenny Sparks. Sarcastic, pretty, and blonde. Dōjima would hit it in a heartbeat.
- Brooke Davis. They've gotten along in classes, it would be pretty, and it would make Romeo a very happy man.
- Robin Scherbatsky. Robin-sensei is hot and smart, and it would be fun.
- Ino. They'd get tipsy at the bar and go have way too much fun.
- Lois Lane. If she knew Lois? SO her type.

[withoutverona]

*eyes overlap on our lists*

Are we going to make it to graduation without a threesome?

[notahostage]

Boys

Teddy Altman. Okay, the gay thing is a bit of a stumbling block, but c'mon, geeksex!
Ned. Awww, tall cute boy.
Benton Fraser. There's absolutely no projection about upstanding citizens in uniform going on here, nope.
Rusty Ryan. Om nom nom, pretty.
Alec. She has eyes.

Girls

Katchoo. A love born from wishing death upon happy trees.
Inara. It would be very pretty.
Temari. She'd just have to offer to show Wendy some new fighting techniques.
Rikku. Totally a case of the cheerfulness reminding her of Lacey.
Zoe Winchester. Because who wouldn't?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE A TYPE. IT'S OKAY.

And also, it'd be pretty. Very much pretty.

Like a lot.

[momslilassassin]

Boys
1. Ender Wiggins
2. Chuck Bass. If Ben was going to do this, he'd go see someone who looks like an expert at it.
3. Ned. To distract from his crush on Ned's girlfriend. Brilliant!
4. Dean Winchester. It's not like he's blind.
5. Toby. See the Chuck explanation, add in bonus "making granddad's head explode."

Girls
1. Tahiri. (Shh, Jaina.)
2. Kaylee. Fixing things nerd love!
3. Ino. Skywalker boys have a weakness for women with attitude.
4. Claire. Red hair FTW!
5. Angela. Mmm. Pretty.

[endsthegame]

If I wasn't busy trying to be as asexual as possible, I would, too.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Boys
*Angel - Yes, she would like that when they were both in their right minds, mmmkay?
*Chuck Bass - Because Veronica is TOTES Gossip Girl!
*Bel - They've had UST foreeeeeeever
*Lee Adama - He's pretty.
*Jack Harkness - He's also pretty.

Girls
*Piper Halliwell - They've joked about it enough!
*Parker - All that snarking they do has to be a cover for something, right?
*Blair Waldorf - See above re: Chuck Bass
*Katchoo - I... have no idea, really, but it seems like it would make sense somehow.
*Meg - Angry!Sex FTW

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

And Lee thinks the same of Veronica! HELLO PRETTY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Biff. RAWR. That'd be an entertaining as hell roll in the hay.
- Minsc. ...HE'S CURIOUS ABOUT HIM NOW.
- Tony Stark. Um, look at him. Loki's not blind.
- Simon Tam. Oh, to ruffle that flaily exterior.
- Coyote. Talk about some outspoken, aggressive sex. Mmm.

Girls

- Rosie. HE WOULD. She can talk to animals so he's curious about what else she can do.
- Marion Ravenwood. He didn't just flirt because she's a girl. She deserved that flirting.
- Robin Scherbatsky. HELL YEAH.
- Charlotte York. Again, funny to mess up the sometimes flaily exterior.
- Ghanima Atreides. She wouldn't take his shit and he'd LOVE that.

[fancypantsdoc.livejournal.com]

*flails*

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

In No Particular Order:

Guys
1. Hannibal King - Dude, who can deny that guy is pretty?
2. Chad - He's musical, and quiet. He's like the giganto version of Hurley's future hobbit BFF.
3. Lee Adama - Just to see the guy smile.
4. Liir - Because he's just so nice.
5. Chuck Bass - He'd totally have to call him Charlie, though.

Girls
1. Angela Montenegro - Hello, very pretty and very nice.
2. Ino Yamanaka - It's like Ino/Chouji, only with 50% less ninja.
3. Alice Lidell - If Hurley's future relationship with Libby tells us anything, it's that he gets along well with people who understand mental illness.
4. Claire Fisher - Because he's pretty sure she'd still respect him in the morning. She sure seems understanding.
5. Tahiri - Partially for the pretty, mostly for the meta.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

If he managed not to tell half the school, he'd be a step up from her last boyfriend. So, yes. Respect.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Just to keep it from being weird/awkward/flaily, sticking to adults only...

Abby Irene on top, of course.

Ladies
Zoe - I mean c'mon! And also that whole doin' the boss thing...
Lacey - that birthmark is cute (don't think I ain't noticed it)
Miss Bennet - she's cute! and so proper, mmm.
Ghanima - I don't really know why, just cuz.
Millie - still.

Guys
Mike - who hasn't thought about doin' it with their best bud?
Coyote - have you looked at the guy recently?
Ronon - let's just say I have a thing for guys that can break me.
Benton - it's the hat!
Fiyero - aren't you curious if those diamonds are everywhere?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE DIGS THE HAT. It's totally his secret weapon.

[first-guardian.livejournal.com]

Boys

- Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Girls are already brain breaky enough.
- Romeo. Pretty?
- Reno. They haven't met, but I could see a Renji dynamic there. I blame the red hair.
- Chad. SHUT UP!

Girls

- Ino. Because she might actually wear him down and have him stop freaking and... Wait, that wasn't what I should be saying. Oh right; Shut up!
- Angela Montenegro. Because he's not blind omg.
- Katchoo. Very, very, very angry sex. Klingon sex!
- Teyla. So they talked once, but he needs girls who can kick his ass.
- Jennifer Scotts. Can't really explain it. Just because.

[intraspective]

*laughs and laughs*