Memeage: Answer for Answer

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

A meme for your Sunday:


Tag your character in. Other characters will then comment asking them embarrassingly personal questions, but there's a catch. In exchange for your answer, they have to answer whatever embarrassingly personal question you ask them in return, and it all has to be truthful. Nothing counts IG, per usual.

Comments

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

I mind it a lot and I'm never going to actually fix anything because you ask or get someone else to. Just because I'm capable (I HAVE TO BE) doesn't mean I'm a handywoman.

What would you do if I actually did fix something for you, though?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Probably clap a few times and give you a piece of candy or some shit like that. I'd never pay you in actual money, unfortunately.

What's the deal with you and your boss?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

I think part of me is in love with him, but he's never going to realize that. Sometimes I think he might, and then something shiny wanders past. But he's happy where he is, and I'm not exactly pining.

Also, he once left me on a roof.

How old are you?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

As old as the Bible. I knew most of those fuck up's, you know. And I never got a fucking movie made about me.

Would you like me more if I was nice?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

No. I'd like you more if you were civil.

What would you do if I started swearing like you do?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I'd try and make you talk to me as much as I could. What's not to like about a distinguished woman with the mouth of a sailor?

How old are you?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Thirty.

Do I look it?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Not at all. You look good for your age, I promise.

How old do I look?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Maybe about my age. Possibly a little younger.

So, do you have...equipment? Being an angel and all.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You would ask that. No, I don't. I'm working on that but I get by other ways.

Do you wish I did for selfish reasons?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

...not until just now. You aren't entirely unpleasant to look at.

Do you really want me to fix something in lingerie?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Yes. Equipment or not, a guy can still enjoy himself with his eyes. And maybe I can talk God into doing a good deed for a guy.

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that is never happening, so don't get your hopes up.