Attack of the Zombies Meme!

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

In honor of it being a Monday, here's an easy meme!

Your character is in a mall when the feral zombies attack. He/She has:
1. one weapon. (real or fictional w/endless ammo as required)
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one Fandomite to fight alongside him/her.

The more explanations you can provide, the more interesting it is for everyone to read!

Comments

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

1. .38 RCMP issue. It's familiar and he'd balk at using something that could potentially hurt innocent bystanders.
2. The Mountie Song (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Mountie-Song-lyrics-The-Arrogant-Worms/A5889E77395B3B5248256B260027CA45) by the Arrogant Worms. I almost said the Canadian national anthem but this one would set a faster pace.
3. Deadpool. Come on, healing factor, knives AND good friend? The safest place to be would be BEHIND Deadpool.

NOT DIRTY.

Much.

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

1. Her Sword of Protection. It's the sue of all weapons, turning into anything she needs and turning Adora into She-Ra so she could rip them apart with her hands.
2. Something awful like To Love You More (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHYgVnF9aBY). You'd understand if you'd ever seen the canonical music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZcmMK64Ok). *sighs*
3. I think Hannibal. He'd explain what zombies were without laughing and would maybe not pass out when she turned into She-Ra partway through the fight.

[likethegun]

Oh god, the video. THEY HAVE THE POWER...OF LOVE.

Sam feels surprisingly less alone for some reason now.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

1. his broom
2. anything but the Lion singing
3. Ino (the ninja can also shoot)

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

1. her wand
2. silence so as not to distract her
3. Murdock (he probably comes with a helicopter!)

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

1. shovel
2. nothing because he'd be repeating the St. Crispin's day speech to himself
3. Fiyero

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

1. His energy rifle. Best. Gun. Ever.
2. Even though SGA used it for the Wraith, I'm going with The Beautiful People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY0536g_6Wc). I think Ronon would appreciate Marilyn Manson on some level.
3. Worf.

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

1. Just a big old gun. She likes knives better, but you probably can't kill a zombie with a knife.

2. "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy, going by canon.

3. Cable. Big, scary, half-metal guy, and he seems like he'd do what needed to be done without getting sentimental about it.

[likethegun]

1. Makeshift flamethrower. (Hair spray + lighter = toasted zombies!)
2. Something by AC/DC because someone would bitch if they had crappy background music.
3. Dean. No one will ever have Sam's back the way he does, and Sam will never trust anyone to have Dean's back as much as he does.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I bet Lucas would have Sam's back just as good as Dean does.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

1. Lee's fists.
2. What Would Brian Boitano Do? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-oiuPDnco)
3. Lee Adama, um, see 1.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAH ILU.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

1. A can of hairspray from her ma's salon. The shalack factor would be awesome.
2. Britney Spears Oops, I did it again!
3. Triela. Come on, she's a kick ass assassin and the best roommate ever!

[sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com]

Triela would also probably have her shotgun with her already. Because, really, the mall is a dangerous place.

[tyler_gone]

1. A good cache of Molotov Cocktails to throw at the zombies. Yes, he'd probably bring the mall down, but property damage wouldn't really be a concern in this situation.

2. Something ironically sappy, "Mandy" or "You've Got a Friend." It would help him focus in a weird way.

3. If he had the suit, Tony, but that's probably not likely so he'd go with Loki because he thinks the guy can hold his own.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki says Tyler's TOTALLY right and he'd do more than hold his own. His ego demands he say that.

[withoutverona]

1. His handgun. He likes it, he's used to it, and he's a good shot.

2. "Stronger" by Kanye West.

3. Reno. Not even a question, there.

[the_merriest]

The sheer badass vibe of that would kill half the zombies from the get-go. ♥

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

1. Fabrique Nationale P90 submachine gun (http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Small_arms#Submachine_guns). Armor piercing and badass looking all at once.
2. Bob Dylan's Changing Guards (http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/changing-guards). First, because it's Dylan and BSG looooooooves him. Second, it mentions Apollo.
3. Anakin Skywalker. Those zombies would cower in fear.

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

1. His sword!
2. His own -- I've been dreaming of a...!
3. Lee. He's the only one that's managed to challenge him thus far, so he must be worthy! Ah-hah!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Ha! Lee would be HAPPY to fight alongside Edward as long as Edward didn't try to challenge him midfight!

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

1. His finger and a rolling pin. Technically, zombies were dead, came back to life so he'd just have to poke them again to make them get dead permanently. If that didn't work, he'd just beat them with a rolling pin while trying not to pass out.
2. Star Wars main theme because Ned wanted to be a Jedi.
3. Ino. SHE'S A NINJA, YO.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

1. P90 submachine gun (http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/P90_submachine_gun). BSG and SGA have sister weapons, awww!
2. Johnny Cash's version of Solitary Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIGmrYwbSA). This song has belonged to Sheppard for years in fic and they made it his theme in Vegas. Beware spoilers in the vid. *sighs*
3. No one. He'd rather die alone than risk someone else. Even someone more capable.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

DON'T HAVE A SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY, JOHN.

[not_in_the_book]

1. If wizardry counts as a weapon, then that; if not, Ronan would totally pull out his sword. Not dirty.
2. Yeah, uh. Zombie, by The Cranberries. It's Irish, AND appropriately themed!
3. Tony Foster. They're both wizards, even if different types, and Ronan has the impression that Tony can take care of himself. Also, Ronan thinks Tony is hot.

[loverlyviolets]

1. What's a mall?
2. What's a zombie?
3. Fingernails.
4. Just You Wait, Henry Higgins, Just You Wait.
5. Miss Elizabeth Bennet. COME ON.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

WOO DOUBLE ELIZA TROUBLE!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

1. Her guns. Duh.
2. Well. If you somehow got her in a mall anyway (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc)....
3. Deadpool. No question there whatsoever. Second choice would be Cable, but she'd worry he'd do the nobility thing and not let her fight at all.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

HA!

Yeah, she wouldn't really have to worry about that with mr. 'I'll throw my completely untrained journalist friend a gun, tell her to take the sewers and shoot on sight, and run off to beat up bad guys during an invasion' over here.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

1. Flamethrower, either genuine or makeshift (hairspray and lighter) I can't help it if the boy is a pyro.

2. Hell's Bells by AC/DC. Or possibly something by Metallica --Unforgiven or One.

3. Sam. Duh.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

1. Beefeater (http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2004_Blade:_Trinity/2004_blade_trinity_007.jpg) gun. What you see in that picture. Omfg, awesome.
2. AC/DC's Back in Black (http://www.metrolyrics.com/back-in-black-lyrics-acdc.html)
3. Arthur. Good with a variety of weapons and stubborn as hell? Perfect combo.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

He should just wield that expression on his face.

Because DAMN... that would make anyone step back.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie Madrox:
1. Baseball bat. Not much for one person but a bat wielding Jamie army is a little different.
2. "Smooth Criminal" cover by Alien Ant Farm
3.Temari. Dude... Ninja.

Worf:
1. Bat'leth. Yes the phaser would be better but he'd have more fun hacking and slashing.
2. Love theme from Aktuh and Maylota. Scary Klingon opera for the win!
3. Cable. He's seen the shit he has on display at the store. Worf figures he keeps the good shit for himself.

Dor:
Would die a grisly death as he'd be all "Hi zombies! You look a little mean today. Is ther somethi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGHB"

The end.

Indy:
1. His revolver with the endless ammo. I love the whip but the gun would be more effective.
2. Something instrumental. By John Williams.
3. Marion. Woman wields a mean frying pan and is dangerous when cornered.

Dale Cooper
1. His revolver
2. Battle Hymn of the Republic.
3. Ray. He has deplorable taste in Coffee but he's a badass.

[headkickpoet.livejournal.com]

DAMN SKIPPY I am.

I'd bash the crap out of those damn zombies.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

1. E-11 Blaster Rifle (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/E-11_blaster_rifle). It's familiar and he can do damage with it.
2. R.E.M's It's the End of the World (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blastfromthepast/itstheendoftheworld.htm).
3. John Sheppard. He knows John's capable, stubborn and would have his back.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

HOT. The bitchy banter alone would be worth it.

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

DONUT POST MEMES WHILE I'M IN CLASS, ASSFACE.

*coughs*

Anyways...

1. A gun! Whatever one someone else finds and can load for him!
2. The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE DONE
3. Ronon. Just because his hair looks amazing when he's fighting.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

His hair is amazing in action. He'd so have Marshall's back but he wouldn't let him use his gun. He could have a P90 like all the other kids from Earth.

Dude, I AM SORRY. I WAS BORED.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

1. AHAHAHAHAHA
2. BAHAHAHAHHA
3. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

No. Chuck doesn't fight zombies. He runs away and hides. Like a smart person.

But he will gladly have sex with the people coming back with bruises.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

*LINES UP FOR THAT*