oh look it's a sex meme!

[gobrookeyourself]

COME ON, IT'S GOOD TIMING. We haven't done this since March, and I kind of think we all have a little more to add, so! What you do, is look at this example:

John Crichton
Kissed - Aeryn Sun , Vala Mal Doran (version 1.0), Callisto, Angel, Lee Adama (version 1.0)
Slept With - Aeryn Sun

And comment back with who your kids have done what with who. It's like kiss and tell in list form.

Possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!

And I stole bits of this from pervious memes but I'm not even sure which bits anymore. *g*

Comments

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Sooooo depressing! Since March I have only one addition and that's to Helen from last week (despite her best efforts to make it more than one.)


Helen Haras-Uquara:
Kissed: Hannibal King, Toby Moraitis (kissing booth), Dean Winchester (kissing booth), Harvey Dent (kissing booth), Liir Thropp (kissing booth and AU weekend), Jack Burton (sex pollen week)

Slept with: Two 'priests' from home (my fanon), Alec, Jack Burton (sex pollen week)


Peyton Sawyer:
Kissed: Lucas Scott (canon), Nathan Scott (canon), Jake Jagielski (canon), Dean Winchester, Demon!Dean, Priestly, Hannibal King (kissing booth)

Slept with: Nathan Scott (canon), Jake Jagielski (canon), Dean Winchester


Millie:
Kissed: Dean Winchester, Murdock

Slept with: No one


Lana Lang:
Kissed: Archie Kennedy, Justin Quayle, John Sheppard (the first), Han Solo, Alec (kissing booth), Jim Ellison, Seely Booth (while drunk), Bel (AU weekend), Anders (AU weekend), Phoebe (AU weekend), Conner (AU weekend and while possessed), Jack Harkness (while possessed), Christian Troy (while possessed), Wyatt Halliwell (while possessed), Chris Halliwell, Johnny Storm (AU weekend), Joe (from the past), Lucas Scott, Shawn Farrell, Tony Stark (while drunk - and I'm assuming there was kissing in with the sexing)

Slept with: Archie Kennedy, John Sheppard, Han Solo, Jim Ellison, Christian Troy (while possessed), Wyatt Halliwell (while possessed), Conner (while possessed), Chris Halliwell, Lucas Scott, Shawn Farrell, Tony Stark (while drunk).

[solo_sword]

Jaina Solo
Kissed: John Sheppard, Chuck Bass (in that twisted SOW place, I ASSUME)
Slept With: John Sheppard, Chuck Bass (in that twisted SOW place)

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire Bennet
Kissed: Jon O'Neill

Joan Girardi
Kissed: Hannibal King (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (sex ed final), Penelope Wilhern

Chris Halliwell
Kissed: Jo Harvelle, Luna Lovegood, Savannah Levine, Summer Roberts, Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Johnny Storm & Isabel Evans (SOW)

Slept With: Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Summer Roberts & Isabel Evans (SOW)

Veronica Mars
Kissed: Lee Adama (I), Logan Echolls, Callisto, Archie Kennedy, Belthazor (party), V. Cally, Chloe Sullivan, Nadia Santos, Samuel Anders (kissing booth), Angela Chase, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas, Angel (SOW), Piper (mistletoe), Loki (Spin the Bottle), Tim Desmond (Spin the Bottle)

Gave a Lapdance To: Angel, Xander Harris, Belthazor, Logan Echolls

Slept With: Logan Echolls, Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas & Angel (SOW)

[gobrookeyourself]

FYI, I have a list that I keep for these memes. The joys of playing a canon slut.

Brooke Davis
Kissed: Lucas Scott (her version), Peyton Sawyer (her version), Peter Petrelli, Hannibal King, Chuck Bass, Jenny Sparks (I assume!), Harvey Dent, Lucas Scott (FH version), Jess Mariano, Sokka, Barney Stinson, Prince Edward, Angela Montenegro, Yurika Dojima, Kaylee Frye, Arthur Pendragon (I assume!), Tim Riggins, Simon Tam, Griff O'Connor, Alex Karev (I assume!)

Slept with: Lucas Scott (her version), Peter Petrelli, Hannibal King, Chuck Bass, Jenny Sparks, Barney Stinson, Arthur Pendragon, Simon Tam, Tim Riggins, Alex Karev, Jess Mariano

Flashed: Ronon Dex, Internet

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

Buffy Summers
Kissed: Angel (her version)
Slept with: Angel (her version)

*pats poor Buffy*

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal King

Kissed: Angela Montenegro, Amber Atkins, Toby Moraitis (kissing booth), Peyton Sawyer (kissing booth), Gwen Cooper (kissing booth), Hoshi Sato (kissing booth), Joan Girardi (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (kissing booth), Ronan Nolan (kissing booth), Alice Lidell, Helen Haras-Uquara (kissing booth), Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Lois Lane

Slept With: Lois Lane, Chuck Bass, Brooke Davis, Angela Montenegro

Nothing changing with this one. Aww, monogamy. And, you know, the fact that his girlfriend's hoooooooooot and adventurous. No need for anyone else.

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Worf

Kissed: Rose

Slept with: Rose

Literally slept with with no hanky panky: Toby

And in what I think should be new categories:

Broke the bed with: Rose
Gave a deer leg to: Katchoo

[thatsamilkshake]

FRANCINE SMASH.

[jommetry.livejournal.com]

Esmerelda Weatherwax
Kissed: HAHAHAHA.
SLept with: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee Adama

Kissed: Adah Price

Slept With: Adah Price

Still. Whipped. Probably won't change in...forever.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard
Kissed: Jaina Solo, Ronan Nolan, Gavin Darklighter (aka Baby), SOW - Brooke, Temari, Robin, and anyone Chuck kissed.
Slept with: Jaina Solo, SOW - Brooke, Temari, Robin, and anyone Chuck sexed.
Broke the bed with: Jaina Solo (owww!)

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

You should tell me how much you love me again.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Ronon Dex
Kissed: Faith Lehane and Lindsay Boxer.
Slept with: Faith Lehane and Lindsay Boxer.

Still no kissy icons! I must remedy this.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin Darklighter

Kissed: Inara Serra, John Sheppard (gremlin bite)

Slept With: Inara Serra

Omg, an addition! SORRY JAINA.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby Moraitis
Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Harvey Dent, Helen Haras-Uquar, Kevin Archer, Liir.
Slept with: Kevin Archer, Worf (he insists Worf belongs in this row).

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

There was no touching!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Benton Fraser

Kissed: Robin Scherbatsky, Ellen Harvelle, Zoe Washburne, Vala Mal Doran, Wade Wilson, GOB Bluth

Slept With: Robin Scherbatsky

I seem to live in monogamy, I swear.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose Hathaway
Kissed: Jack Priest, Worf, Alex Karev (I assume)
Slept With: Jack Priest, Worf, Alex Karev

*sigh* Oh, Rose.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, there was definitely kissing. Lots and lots and lots of it.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney Stinson
Kissed: Vala MalDoran, Joanna Stayton, Faith Lehane, Tinker Bell, Melody Valentine, Brooke Davis, Marshall Eriksen (CANON, BABY).
Slept with: Vala MalDoran, Joanna Stayton, Faith Lehane, Tinker Bell, Melody Valentine, Brooke Davis.

Nothing new to see here.

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

Lily Aldrin
Kissed: Marshall Eriksen
Slept with: Marshall Eriksen

Monogay ftw!

[thatsamilkshake]

Freud wants to do a treatise on your marriage. *runs*

[can_be_more]

Aeryn Sun
Kissed: John Crichton, Callisto, Cameron Mitchell, Peter Pevensie (AU weekend)
Slept With: John Crichton

[bitchprince]

Arthur Pendragon

Kissed: Leto Atreides II, Jenny Sparks, Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Merlin, Francine Peters
Slept with: Leto Atreides II, Jenny Sparks, Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Merlin

Somehow, I thought that list would be longer. Heh.

Ender Wiggin

Kissed: Ben Skywalker. On the cheek.
Slept with: AHAHAHA.

Nathan Summers

Kissed: Domino (plotty), Wade Wilson
Slept with: Wade Wilson

Ray Kowalski

Kissed: Pepper Potts
Slept with: Pepper Potts

Jeff Murdock

Kissed: Turtle Wexler
Slept with: Turtle Wexler

Sarah Kerrigan

Kissed: Roy Mustang.
Slept with: No one!

I suck at getting my kids out. This is for sure.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye Tyler
Kissed: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Angela Chase (StB), Parker (StB), Jack Harkness, Alec, Rory Gilmore, Eric Weiss, Seely Booth (kissing booth), Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth), Jarod
Slept With: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Jack Harkness, Alec

Poor Jaye, it's kinda been a while.

[weetuskenraider]

Damn, now I'm all nostalgic.

Which is horrible from this account I realize.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned

Kissed: Kaylee Frye, Turtle Wexler (AU weekend), Temari (SOW weekend)

Slept With: Kaylee Frye

ACTUAL ADDITIONS. I know, I'm shocked too.

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Kissed: Prince Edward, Lady Eowyn, Claudia, Lois, Rikku, and Aravis.
Slept with: Prince Edward.

[future_sandworm]

Leto Atreides II
Kissed: Arthur Pendragon, Alice Liddell, Ronan Nolan, Dinah Lance, Fiona Post, Triela
Slept with: Arthur Pendragon, Alice Liddell, Ronan Nolan

I hope I didn't forget anyone!

Simon Tam
Kissed: Brooke Davis
Slept with: Brooke Davis

River Tam
Kissed: Adah Price, Jack Harkness, Blair Sandburg, Tyler Durden. In kissing booths: Cedric Diggory, A.J., Robin, Billy Kessler
Slept with: Adah Price, Jack Harkness

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick Casablancas

Kissed: Annette Hargrove, Seely Booth, Demyx, Veronica Mars, Romeo Montague
Slept With: Annette Hargrove, Veronica Mars

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg Manning

Kissed: Johnny Storm (Reunion plot), Jim Halpert (Kissing booth), Dean Winchester, Alec (threesome with Dean)
Slept With: Johnny Storm (Reunion plot), Dean Winchester, Alec (threesome with Dean)