Meme: 5-4-3-2-1!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

It's been since February since we did this one, and I'm bored at school.

Reply with each character and make your lists. The more explanation of your choices, the better.

Five people you'd sleep with.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
One person who you secretly crush on.

These can be hypothetical, so don't worry if you've never met whoever you list!

Comments

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with
1. Mat. Been there, done that still doing it in SP, actually.
2. Gavin. SHH.
3. Morgana. It'd be HOT.
4. Arthur. Omg come on, the hatesex. THE HATESEX.
5. Cor. I mean, Corin. Right. Because one twin's as good as the other, and Corin would be less awkward, right?

Four people you'd want to spend your life with
1. Ben. She can't imagine not being able to get his advice whenever needed.
2. Hwin. Duh.
3. Bree. More duh.
4. Cor. She's probably going to be doing that, anyway. ...because she lives there, not for any other reason. SHHH.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy
1. Don't care if Ben can take care of himself. She's there, anyway.
2. Gavin. Boy can't stay on a horse, omg.
3. Adora. She doesn't know about She-Ra and all.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to
1. Her father.
2. EVERYONE ELSE. Seriously, at some point, most people are going to do something that makes her think a beating or lecture is warranted.

One person you secretly crush on
...no one.

Well. No one in Fandom.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

IT THREW ME OFF. Also, stop making fun if you wanna sleep with me.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Five
1. Jon - he's my boyfriend!
2. Sam - >.>
3. Chuck Bass - he's gotta be good, right?
4. Alex Karev - same reason as Chuck
5. Karla - experimenting is fun!

Four
1. Jon - I kinda like him a lot okay?
2. Peter - Lost him once, don't wanna lose him again.
3. Nathan - Same as Peter
4. Elle - I don't know why, but I feel this strange affinity for her...

Three
1. Elle - Because she needs to be protected like a puppy.
2. Karla - She doesn't so much need it, but man, her world is kinda screwy.
3. Peter - Um, I failed to do it once, so yeah.

Two
1. Angela Petrelli - I blame her for Peter and Nathan's deaths.
2. Noah Bennet - I blame him almost as much as Angela for his part in everything.

One
1. Peter - Yeah, yeah, it's wrong, but still... it's Peter.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with
1. Bobby, but I'm not sure they'd ever actually get there, due to all the flailing and then random talk of pencil-shaped cookies or something.
2. Zayne. There's that mental block thing.
3. Rose. SOOKIE DOESN'T LIKE GIRLS BUT COME ON, HOT.
4. Griff. Because he's kind of adorable.
5. ...I ran out, because Sookie's being a Nice Girl in my head.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with
1. Jason, natch.
2. Tara, omg canon.
3. Gran for what's left of Gran's life DUN DUN DUN
4. Anakin Skywalker. Entirely because no one else's been as helpful with helping her control her powers.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy
1. Bobby. She thinks his world sounds kind of scary and is really sad that he has to deal with that.
2. Toby. She still doesn't think he has the sense god gave a rabbit.
3. Jen. Mostly this is protection from her brother and his seduction techniques.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to
1. Jason, about half the time.
2. Lois, because SLEEPING WITH JASON IS A BAD IDEA.

One person you secretly crush on
Bobby. Don't tell anyone.

[puppy_fair]

Re-done. Because I want pretty formatting, too.

Five:
1. Jen! *flail*
2. Turtle! *flail*
3. Elena! *flail*
4. Fiona! *flail*
5. Karla! *flail*

Four:
1. Turtle, maybe. She's fun to hang around!
2. Maron is, too.
3. I could learn so much from Arthur, if I didn't annoy the heck out of him first.
4. Ino. It's easier when people get things like why I do what I do in SOLDIER.

Three:
1. Dinah, easily.
2. And Jak, because-- Look at him! He's all JAK-y.
3. Bobby. He still does that kind of squeaky thing where he waves his arms around and panics over stuff, sometimes. Aww.

Two:
1. ... Uh. Vampire... Leto?
2. And... *Squint* HEY LOOK, A DIVERSION.

One:
1. Jen. But that's kind of a weird echo from the Shulkie that I met in the other Fandom, which makes it awkward, so I probably won't say anything about it.

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

You know? If I were to hook up with you -- which would be the worst idea ever for at least sixteen different reasons, so that is totally never going to happen -- I am honestly not sure which of us Tseng would hate more.

[sith_happened]

Five people you'd sleep with
1-5: Rory.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with
1. Rory. It helps that we did the "from death do you part" thing.
2. Luke, Leia, and Juliet. Shh. I can so cheat.
3. Jaina, Ben...I would even try to give a non-Ben's Jacen a chance.
4. Aeryn. Because she always understands that sometimes this planet is just WRONG.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy
1. Rory. First and always.
2. Jaina and Ben. I am fully aware that they are trained Jedi Knights who go on suicidal missions as a matter of course. I'd still do it.
3. Raven.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to:
...only two?
1. JACEN KRIFFING SOLO. WE DON'T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE, OKAY?
2. The rest of you.

One person who you secretly crush on:
1. Zoe. I have a thing for smart, powerful women, all right?

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Five
1. Liir - He would be gentle and he's a good kisser, so...
2. Jess - Definite attraction there and it happened in some universe!
3. Hannibal - If he wasn't with Angela. Cause he's hot.
4. Angela - If she wasn't with Hannibal. Cause she's hot.
5. Penelope - ... what???

Four
1. Loki - Because he gets it.
2. Penelope - She's one of my best friends.
3. Liir - I could see that maybe working out okay.
4. Jess - It seemed like we had a decent life in some universe.

Three
1. Raven - Because omg she needs it!
2. Penelope - She doesn't need it as much, but still.
3. Maron - That whole solidarity thing.

Two
1. Raven's father - He's a manipulative bastard.
2. Liir's mother - She treated him badly.

One
1. Marco - Yes, still.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with

1. Sam Winchester - CONTAIN YOUR SHOCK, PEOPLE
2. Robin Scherbatsky - We could playing demanding boss/naughty employee
3. Castiel - >.>
4. Rose Hathaway - Because Bass' crush on their siblings
5. Jean Grey - See above

Four people you want to spend your life with

1. Blair Waldorf
2. Serena van der Woodsen
3. Nathaniel Archibald
4. Eric van der Woodsen

Oh come on. Like I'm allowed to pick other people.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy

1. Sam Winchester - He obviously needs it.
2. Jean Grey - Scratch that, she obviously needs it.
3. Francine Peters - Oh, so naive.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to

1. John Sheppard - STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, DICKWEED.
2. Arthur Pendragon - Because he is an ass.

One person you secretly crush on

I think I'm quite vocal on who I have a crush on, thank you.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Five
1. Dick - obvious answer is obvious
2. Angel - under better circumstances than SOW
3. Logan - what? it's a thing.
4. Piper - if I was ever gonna try girls, it would be with her.
5. Bel - shutupshutup

Four
1. Dick - well, I sorta don't have a choice now, do I?
2. Piper - she's my BFF!
3. Angel - someone has to take care of him.
4. Logan - see above re: Angel

Three
1. Elle Bishop - because I had a glimpse of her life and girl needs it.
2. Piper - so what if she's the powerful witch?
3. Logan - this comes as a surprise to absolutely no one, right?

Two
1. Tyler - I'm sure he's done something to deserve it.
2. Lindsey - Same reason as Tyler.

One
1. ... Deadpool

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with

1. Lily - Well, come on. Obvious answer is obvious.
2. Robin - I've heard things from Ted.
3. Barney - I've heard things from half of New York.
4. Ronon - Oh, that hair.
5. Benton - SWEET CANADIAN LOVE.

Four people you want to spend your life with

1. Lily
2. Ted
3. Robin
4. Barney

Was that too obvious?

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy

1. Lily - Well, duh. Kind of my job to do that.
2. Priestly - He's a lot like me but I don't think he spent his childhood years getting into smackdown fights with his brothers like I did.
3. Barney - Because the dude can't fight.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to

1. Karen - Actually...I'd like to see Lily give Karen a beating.
2. Ted - Because he needs it sometimes.

One person you secretly crush on

Ronon - The haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with
1. Rose
2. Valentine
3. Ino
4. Aravis
5. Yeah, really not picky here. Whoever'll have me.

Four people you want to spend your life with
1. Rand. Assuming he doesn't go crazy(er) and destroy the world.
2. Perrin. But Faile bloody can't come.
3. Egwene. Once she stops being insane about believing she's in charge of Aes Sedai.
4. Just met him, but George seems like a laugh.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy
1. Me.
2. Myself.
3. I.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to
1. ELAYNE BLOODY DAUGHTER-HEIR OF ANDOR
2. Arthur.

One person you secretly crush on
1. Oh, I haven't been here long enough for crushes.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with

1. Jason Stackhouse - Sorry, Sookie.
2. John Sheppard - Sorry, Jaina.
3. Jaina Solo - Sorry--well, I'd think you'd enjoy that, John.
4. Ned - Because he's a cute dork.
5. Clark Kent - So long as he didn't say anything.

Four people you want to spend your life with

1. Chloe Sullivan
2. John Sheppard
3. Jaina Solo
4. ...Some hot guy. I don't know.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy

1. Ned - He needs it.
2. Clark Kent - Because I get the feeling Chloe would kill me if I didn't.
3. Chloe Sullivan - Family, after all.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to

1. Jason Stackhouse - Look, dumb guys need it from time to time.
2. Clark Kent - See above.

One person you secretly crush on

John - Even though I think that relationship would end with a lot of drinking and multiple arrests for being a public disturbance.

[trigons_child]

Five people you'd sleep with.

...

I cannot answer that!

Oh, hush, you, stop acting all horrified. You know you want a boyfriend.

That does not mean....

I'll answer for you, mmkay?

1. Jono (because I like my relationships with a side of angst)
2. Mat (because he's so pretty)
3. Kennedy (because I'm sure she'd show Raven a good time)
4. Sam (yeah, he's taken, but demony destiny goodness, mmm)
5. Chuck (it was good, OK?)

There.

*eyes list* I think I hate you.

Get in line, toots.


Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Some of the people I cannot imagine not being in my life are:
1. Joan
2. Anakin
3. Karla
4. Liir


Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
1. Tahiri
2. Jono
3. Tara


Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
1. Chuck
2. Katchoo


One person who you secretly crush on.
1. Anakin

[furnaceface]

Five:
1. Jenny Sparks. Hot, bitchy, and British. I'd be bloody crazy not to.
2. Didi. Goth. Attractive, happy goth who also feels safe. She's a bit like the girl of my dreams, really.
3. Beka. She seems like someone I could be comfortable with.
4. Raven. I like goths, alright?
5. Is she terrified of me? Does she mind sleeping with a bloke who happens to be missing about a third of his body? Then I am not picky.

Four:
1. Didi. Because... Safe. Comfortable. I'm not terrified that I'll end up hurting her, like I am with everyone else.
2. Ben. Because broken people do make the best company.
3. Raven, perhaps, if only because the whole need to help people that she has is oddly comforting. If slightly disconcerting.
4. Possibly Jean Grey. Because she's seen the worst of it already and hasn't run away.

Three:
1. Jean Grey. Look at her.
2. Emma Frost. Mostly because of that whole, "She's the headmistress back home" thing. Who cares if she doesn't need it?
3. Alice Liddell. After scaring the hell out of her at the music store, I figure I owe it to her.

Two:
1. Jak, about why it is terribly stupid to go jumping out of windows.
2. Paige Guthrie, back home. About how important it is to stop kissing blokes who explode.

One:
1. Didi. In a big way. A big, terrifying sort of way that I will deny vehemently if asked. Sort of.

[trigons_child]

Does she mind sleeping with a bloke who happens to be missing about a third of his body?

Empathy can be a wonderful thing. Just sayin'. ;)

[intraspective]

Five people you’d sleep with: ...we’re going the, like, one-night stand route, right?

1. Reno. If, you know, Rikku never ever existed. Of if he was otherwise single. ‘Cause, yeah. Have you looked at him?
2. Katina. If I swung that way, but I don’t really, ‘less I’ve been driiinking. But personality-wise? Yeaaah, that’d be fun.
3. Mat! What? It was a nice kiss, okay? Geez.
4. Chuck Bass. Well, duh. I did it once, you know. He’s good for noooo attachments.
5. Ichigo, because we never did and then he had to go. Also, the flailing would’ve been funny. Yes, I’m mean.

Four people you’d want to spend your life with:

1. Reno. – [non-romantically, ‘cause while he’s hot, just no, I don’t want Rikku to kill me, geez, I like Rikku!] ‘Cause he, like, Gets It. Shut up. Totally an explanation.
2. Cal. – What? We’d either kill each other, or entertain each other and it’d never ever be boring. Geez.
3. Liir – ‘Cause prying him out of my life would so not be worth it, even if we’d probably attempt to break each other into pieces on a fairly regular basis. Mentally. Not physically. I could take him EASILY that way.
4. Ichigo, I guess. We got on pretty well in one universe. (You know, four kids and all...)

Three people you’d like to protect like a puppy:

1. Penelope. You hurt her, I kill you, end of story.
2. Hurley. Preeetty much the same thing as above, really.
3. Liir. He doesn’t really need it, not like the other two, but shush.

Two people you’d want to give a beating/ stern lecture to: You want me to pick only two?!

1. Edward, for leaving. I WOULD MAKE HIM CRY.
2. HAHAHAHAHA. Um. Well. I know who else, but he wouldn’t listen, so whatever.

One person you secretly crush on: ...doesn’t telling it defeat the point of a secret? Hon-est-ly, you people.

1. NOT TELLING.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

The flailing would have been hilarious.

*misses the flaily boy*

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with
1. Alex Karev - I've always been curious. And he's hot.
2. Sam Winchester - He's hot, too.
3. Hannibal King - See above. Notice a theme?
4. Jennifer Walters - What?
5. Priestly - He seems so cool.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with
1. Chuck - Obviously. Bartowski just to be clear.
2. My dad - If he ever stops being crazy.
3. Jennifer - She's a good friend.
4. Um... Captain Awesome

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy
1. Chuck - Duh.
2. My dad
3. Jennifer - She probably doesn't need it so much, though.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to
1. My parents
2. Morgan - He annoys me.

One person you secretly crush on
Don't really have a crush. Edmund, maybe?

[bau-beefcake.livejournal.com]

...what the hell did I do? [ ^_^ ]

[demonbelthazor]

Five people you'd sleep with.
1. Phoebe
2. Anders
3. Angel
4. Veronica
5. Piper

(And apparently anyone with fangs)

Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
1. Phoebe
2. Anders
3. Piper
4. Angel

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
1. Phoebe
2. Veronica
3. Piper

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
1. LOGAN
2. ANAKIN

One person who you secretly crush on.
1. Angel

...what do you mean it's not a secret?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Five People You'd Sleep With
1. Angela. There's a lot of reasons he went committed. The quality of the sex? Totally one of them.
2. Chuck Bass. While they were doing it, it was fucking great.
3. Adora. Curiosity is a strong motivator.
4. Kate Gregson. She's sweet and cute and fun to talk to!
5. Rose Hathway. Hey, she looks rough and tumble.

Four People You'd Want to Spend Your Life With
1. Angela. D'aww. He'd be so whipped.
2. Adora. He'd be totes a better sidekick than Bow.
3. Alice. I dunno, he really does like being around her and she'd be interesting as hell.
4. Hurley. They'd just have fun.

Three People You Want to Protect Like a Puppy
1. Angela. DUH.
2. Alice. He knows why Dean was so protective of her.
3. Ino. She can take care of herself, I know, but he'd still wanna try!

Two People You Want to Give a Beating/Stern Lecture To
1. Arthur. JACKASS.
2. Romeo. Old grudges never die, they just get forgotten!

One Person You Secretly Crush On
1. Well, since Angela's no secret, it'd probably be Adora.

[intraspective]

3. Ino. She can take care of herself, I know, but he'd still wanna try!

*hands on her hips, horribly amused* And just what would you be protecting me from?

[longislandiceme]

Five
1. Mirax.
2. Sookie. You know, if they didn't go off on a tangent about gophers riding hot air balloons or something.
3. Dinah.
4. Gabrielle.
5. Turtle.

(You notice who's not on this list? MYSTIQUE. Yeah, that's right.)

Four
1. Hank.
2. Jean.
3. Warren.
4. ..Oh fine, Scott too.

(Oh, like it was gonna be anyone else, really. For varying degrees of "spend your life" since they almost all die at least once.)

Three
1. Sookie. He worries about her confidence issues.
2. Jean. Both of them. Even though she (...they?) can be kind of scary sometimes.
3. Kyle. Yes, he's aware that Kyle's been doing that badass freedom fighter stuff for forever, but somebody's gotta explain how things work in this time, you know.

Two
1. TYBALT CAPULET
2. Magneto. Jerk.

One
1. You see that first list, the one with five people on it? Yeah.

[trigons_child]

(You notice who's not on this list? MYSTIQUE. Yeah, that's right.)

...why is my mun cackling about AU weekends right now? I do not understand.

[blessed_twice]

Five people you'd sleep with.
1. Isabel
2. Isabel
3. Isabel
4. Isabel
5. Ronan (shut up)

Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
1. Isabel
2. Chris
3. Piper
4. Savannah

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
1. Isabel (like she lets me)
2. Savannah (like she lets me)
3. Chris

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
1. Johnny (just because)
2. Arthur (even though we haven't met yet, I'm sure I'll want to)

One person who you secretly crush on.
...it's not so much of a crush but a nagging curiosity....

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*is curious about nagging curiosity?*

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Five:
1. Art
2. Thou
3. Female
4. And
5. Attractive?

Four:
.... HAHAHAHAHA. No.

Three:
1. Any who hail from the house of Capulet.
2. But beyond that, this question suggests the presence of some sense of selflessness that stretches beyond pride and loyal arrogance.
3. And so, good sirs, I cannot provide an answer in good conscience. Or in any conscience at all.

Two:
1. Romeo Montague, of course.
2. Sir Penguin. 'Tis in bad manners to stick one's nose into the affairs of others.

One:
1. Myself. Of course.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Five People You'd Sleep With
1. Robin. He does it every night, why the heck would he stop?
2. Ray. UM. Yeah. You've seen the canon, right?
3. Wade. All that UST would make it hot.
4. Marshall. He wonders about that height, he really does.
5. Barney. Hey, Robin's got a crush on him for SOME reason.

Four People You'd Want to Spend Your Life With
1. Robin. Duh.
2. Ray. Of course.
3. Wade. Though Wade would have to keep him away from Emma Frost and her chest.
4. Robin. She gets two slots.

Three People You Want to Protect Like a Puppy
1. Robin. Even with all her guns!
2. Ray. Shut up Ray, you're getting protected.
3. Dief. Dude, don't mess with the wolf.

Two People You Want to Give a Beating/Stern Lecture To
1. VICTORIA.
2. Barney

One Person You Secretly Crush On
1. Raaaaaaaaay.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Five People You'd Sleep With
1. Biff. Mmm, sacrilege.
2. Daisy. Mmm, hooooooot.
3. Ronon. Mmm, aggression.
4. Lindsay. Mmm, snark.
5. Haley Graham. Mmm, competitiveness.

Four People You'd Want to Spend Your Life With
1. Bartleby. YES, STILL.
2. Biff. It wouldn't be boring!
3. Daisy. Even if she tried to make him healthy.
4. Lindsay. She'd probably try to kill him though.

Three People You Want to Protect Like a Puppy
1. Bartleby. Yes, here too. He'd hate it.
2. Daisy. Aww, she'd try to arrest him.
3. Joan. No one should have God in their head THAT young.

Two People You Want to Give a Beating/Stern Lecture To
1. BARTLEBY.
2. METATRON.

One Person You Secretly Crush On
1. Biff. It's totally a secret!

[funnyways.livejournal.com]

Five people you'd sleep with.
1. Nathan Algren
2. Loki
3. Drake Demon
4. Dimitri Belikov
5. Daisy Day

Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
1. Loki, as the only other immortal I know.
2-4. Until I meet others who can actually live that long, these spots are vacant.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
1. Minsc. Yes, even though he doesn't need it.
2. Daisy Day
3. Dimitri Belikov

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
1. Minsc.
2. Charlotte York. Yes, still.

One person who you secretly crush on.
1. Loki

[likeababyduck.livejournal.com]

Five
1. Daisy (mine, not the one here) - she's my girlfriend for a reason.
2. Angela (the one at home!) - um, yeah, self explanatory, I think.
3. Rachel Price - I dunno, but I could see them having an interesting fling.
4. Mary Connell - She's such a sweetheart! They could have fun together.
5. Summer Pitt - Also a sweetheart. And smart!

Four
1. Daisy
2. Booth
3. Brennan
4. Hodgins & Angela (they totally count as one, hush)

Three
1. Hayley - she seems very very naive
2. Gordon Gordon Wyatt
3. The whole Jeffersonian crew

Two
1. Bianca - for corrupting Hayley
2. Zuko - for messing up Azula

One
1. Angela - it's totally a secret, okay.

[momslilassassin]

Five people you'd sleep with
FIVE?!
1. Tahiri. If we could work around the endless cycle of flail we manage to get ourselves entangled in and I can get past the whole "so, older you was getting handsy" thing.
...five?!
2. Ender. SHUT UP.
3. Karla. SHUT UP MORE.
4. Kaylee. If there wasn't the whole Ned thing. She laughs and wouldn't make it all monumental and stuff, right?
5. Blysse. Shhhhhhh.

Four people you want to spend the rest of your life with
1. Moooooom Dad.
2. Tahiri. My Tahiri. No, I haven't figured out how the timeline would work.
3. Ender. Some has to keep him rattled.
4. Aravis. Because she knows most of the story and still likes me.

Three people you'd protect like a puppy
...only three? I can come up with this list way faster than the one about sex.
1. Tahiri.
2. Ender.
3. Karla and Aravis. There!

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to
1. Peter Wiggin. And Colonel Graff.
2. Karla's uncle.
...if only because Jacen is dead and yelling at the Yuuzhan Vong won't accomplish anything.

One person who you secretly crush on
1. Like it's really a secret.