"Hey, ankle grabber. I slept with your mom. No, really. I cleaned your pool, and then I slept with your mom - in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets."
"I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school and people think it's cool."
"Dude, just go to the nurse's office. I go there and sleep for three hours every day. I haven't been to math class in two years."
"No one deserves this feeling. You know what the worst part is, it's not the burning in your eyes, or the way the slushie drips all the way into your underpants. It's the humiliation. I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment."
"Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants."
(To Quinn) "'Sup, MILF."
Puck: Can you stop super-sizing? I don't dig on fat chicks. Quinn: ...I'm pregnant. Puck: And that's my fault?
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"I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school and people think it's cool."
"Dude, just go to the nurse's office. I go there and sleep for three hours every day. I haven't been to math class in two years."
"No one deserves this feeling. You know what the worst part is, it's not the burning in your eyes, or the way the slushie drips all the way into your underpants. It's the humiliation. I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment."
"Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants."
(To Quinn) "'Sup, MILF."
Puck: Can you stop super-sizing? I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: ...I'm pregnant.
Puck: And that's my fault?