Quotes Meme!

[weetuskenraider]

I've been wanting to do this one again for like weeeeeeeeeeks. And break week seems like a good time, and we haven't done it since October, so! Have a quotes meme.

Here's how this works: tag in (under the appropriate journal) with canon quotes from your characters. No context, just the quotes -- individually if you want, or several in one comment.

People can tag in to those threads and either guess the context/situation, or ask you what it's about, and this way we can all have a little amusement, dork about our canon a little, and maybe get in a little canon pimping on the side.

As always, don't forget to keep checking in and see what new stuff's gone up!

Comments

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

"Hey, ankle grabber. I slept with your mom. No, really. I cleaned your pool, and then I slept with your mom - in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets."

"I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school and people think it's cool."

"Dude, just go to the nurse's office. I go there and sleep for three hours every day. I haven't been to math class in two years."

"No one deserves this feeling. You know what the worst part is, it's not the burning in your eyes, or the way the slushie drips all the way into your underpants. It's the humiliation. I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment."

"Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants."

(To Quinn) "'Sup, MILF."

Puck: Can you stop super-sizing? I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: ...I'm pregnant.
Puck: And that's my fault?