Squall is really good at collectible card games. Especially the one from his world called Triple Triad. He's also able to turn monsters that he fights into cards that he can use in the game. Yes, really. No, it doesn't make sense.


He has the power of internal monologue, which enables him to think long rambly Randian thoughts that aren't as deep as he thinks they are. He also has the power to be an enormously hypocritical dick.