meme: lovin' touchin' squeezin'

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's been way too long since we last did this one. Things have almost definitely changed for some characters and might have stayed the same for others. It's high time that we do it again!

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane

Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo

As we can see, Lois got arouuuuuuuuuund. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning.

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[trigons_child]

Raven
Kissed: Chuck, Mat, Max (vampverse), Tara, Kennedy, Gabriel, Katchoo, Joan, Diana, Ellie, Tahiri, Jono (empathically), Jaime, Jason, Andy, Puck
Slept With: Chuck

Leia
Kissed: Chuck, Mat, Dean, Bel, Hayley, Claire
Slept With: Mat, Dean

Drake
Kissed: Bel, Castiel, Parker
Slept With: Bel, Parker

Bel
Kissed: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Angel, Veronica, Isabel, Lana, Blair, Bridge, Cameron, Vala 1.0, Drake, Tyler (vampverse), Lindsey (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Angela (SOW), Leia (because I'm a dork)
Slept With: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Drake, Tyler (vampverse), Veronica (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Lindsey (vampverse), Angela (SOW), lots of handwavy people in the vampverse

Wyatt
Kissed: Isabel, Jo, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)
Slept With: Isabel, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)


Conclusion: Bel is a slut, and Drake so needs to get some more action before he dies D:

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire Bennet

Kissed: Jon O'Neill, Chuck Bass (vampverse), Karla (girlkissy), Angela Montenegro (girlkissy), Elle Bishop (girlkissy), Ellie Bartowski (girlkissy), Rose Hathaway (girlkissy), Kate Gregson (kissing booth), Leia Organa (kissing booth)

Slept With: Jon O'Neill, Chuck Bass (vampverse), Elle Bishop (some AU)

I feel like I'm forgetting people on her kiss list...


Joan Girardi

Kissed: Hannibal King (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (sex ed final), Penelope Wilhern (sex week), Liir Thropp, Raven (SOW), Jess Mariano (some AU), Marco Conrad (some AU), Loki (some AU)

Slept With: Jess Mariano (some AU), Loki (some AU), Marco Conrad (some AU)


Veronica Mars

Kissed: Lee Adama (I), Logan Echolls, Callisto, Archie Kennedy, Belthazor (party), V. Cally, Chloe Sullivan, Nadia Santos, Samuel Anders (kissing booth), Angela Chase, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas, Angel (SOW), Piper (mistletoe), Loki (Spin the Bottle), Tim Desmond (Spin the Bottle), Tyler Durden (vampverse), Lindsey McDonald (vampverse), Fred Dukes (as a woman/SOW)

Gave a Lapdance To: Angel, Xander Harris, Belthazor, Logan Echolls

Slept With: Logan Echolls, Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas, Angel (SOW), Belthazor (vampverse), Tyler Durden (vampverse), Lindsey McDonald (vampverse), Fred Dukes (as a woman/SOW)


Chris Halliwell

Kissed: Jo Harvelle, Luna Lovegood, Savannah Levine, Summer Roberts, Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Johnny Storm & Isabel Evans (SOW)

Slept With: Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Summer Roberts & Isabel Evans (SOW)


Paige Matthews

No one - wow, I need to work on that


Ashley Magnus

Kissed: maybe Oz?

[boho-to-be.livejournal.com]

Didi:
Kissed: Mat, Jono (SOW), Jean Grey
Slept with: Jono

Jack Priest
Kissed: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Emma Frost, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Merlin (SOW), Priestly (love spell), Elena
Slept With: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Emma Frost

Romeo Montague
Kissed: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis, Dick Casablancas, Ronan Nolan, Rikku, Angela Montenegro
Slept With: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis

Tara Maclay
Kissed: Diana Hansen, Raven, Kennedy
Slept with: Kennedy

Tyler Durden
Kissed: River Tam, Peter Pevensie, Buffy Summers (2.0), Evelyn Carnahan, Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day, Ghanima Atreides, Lindsay Boxer, Nathan Algren
Slept With: Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day, Marla Singer (canon), Ghanima Atreides, Lindsay Boxer
Vampverse: I figure pretty much everyone, but at least Anemone, Veronica Mars and Bel.

Henry DeTamble and Christian haven't kissed or slept with anybody on the island yet. I need to fix that.

[likes_scoundrels]

Ahem. ;)

(I should add, assuming someone doesn't Force choke/freeze Christian in carbonite tomorrow. ;)

[boho-to-be.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Yes. Veeeeeery sooooon but it didn't happen yet because I didn't get online yesterday!

But soon. Soon. Assuming no Death by Daddy.

[brat_inslayage]

God, Raven. Stop kissing my girls.

[trigons_child]

Um, whose idea was it again to have had Tahiri and Raven make with the angry smoochies in the vampverse?

[brat_inslayage]

Yeah, yeah, who wanted to make with the Pokemon and catch 'em all?

[trigons_child]

Only the girls, though. No interest in those guys of yours. ;)

[brat_inslayage]

Not on Raven's part anyway. KORY FEELS LESS SPECIAL NOW. LOOK AT YOUR LIST, RAVEN. LOOK AT IT.

[likes_scoundrels]

No worries! :)


And...do you have a bad feeling about this, too?

[trigons_child]

I DID NOT IMPREGNATE ANY OF YOUR GIRLS OR THE OTHERS WITH MY KISS. KORY IS STILL SPECIAL TO ME OMG.

[boho-to-be.livejournal.com]

Indeed I do :-).

[see-beyond.livejournal.com]

Jonas

Kissed → Beka Cooper
Slept With → No one!

Man, he still needs to learn what sex is before he even thinks about going for it. Beka's seen him with his shirt off. That's like third base for him.

[theotherpeter.livejournal.com]

Okay, this first one just feels wrong:

Peter Bishop: Chaste as a monk.

Fred Dukes: Kissed and Slept With: Veronica Mars (SOW, Fred was also not a dude at the time)

Mina Murray: Kissed and Slept With: Nathan Algren, Minsc, Vince Noir, Jonathan Harker (canon), Dorian Gray (canon)

John Price: Kissed and Slept With: Lulu

...My other kids, I have to double check things so their lists will come later from home.

[brat_inslayage]

Dude this list has like barely changed at all. AT ALL, except that the K-girls are doing spazdances of joy now because they're dorks.

Kennedy
Kissed: Raven, Francine Peters, Angela Montenegro, Diana Hansen, Emma Frost (all girlkissy party but like she needed the excuse), Tara Maclay
Slept With: Tara Maclay

Gabrielle
Kissed: Karla (girlkissy and love spell), Raven (girlkissy)
Slept With: Perdicas (canon, and never going to happen again, thanks, Callisto)

Tahiri Veila
Kissed: Ben Skywalker, Anakin Solo (canon), Raven (offscreen in vampverse)
Slept With: Ahahaha. Well, Ben in an AU-kid-verse.

Katchoo
Kissed: Francine Peters, Merlin (Midsummer love plot), Raven (Raven's love plot), long-ass list of people she doesn't want to talk about from before Fandom
Slept With: Lois Lane, Arthur Pendragon in an AU-kid-verse but she doesn't want to talk about it, long-ass list of people she doesn't want to talk about from before Fandom, Francine (\o/)

Sara Stanley
No, I'm sorry, my brain just exploded.

Lacey Burrows
Ahahahaha.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe-- Kissed: Cole Turner, Samuel Anders, Tori Hanson (girlkissy), Lana Lang (AU), Sean Nast (SOW)
Slept With: Cole Turner, Samuel Anders, Sean Nast (SOW)

Gwynn-- Kissed: Tim Desmond, Conner McKnight, Phillip (canon), Eve (AU), Chris Halliwell (AU)
Slept With: Conner McKnight, Eve (AU), Chris Halliwell (AU), Tim Desmond (Vampverse)

Savannah-- Kissed: Johnny Storm, Chris Halliwell, Sokka (kissing booth), Angela Montenegro (kissing booth), Summer Roberts (kissing booth), Billy (kissing booth, Wyatt Halliwell (Angelverse)
Slept With: Johnny Storm, Wyatt Halliwell (Angelverse)

Annja-- Kissed: Sean Nast
Slept With: Coyote (sex pollen week), Sean Nast

Chloe-- Kissed: Mat, Bruce
Slept With: No one

Cassidy-- Kissed: No one
Slept With: No one



I keep thinking I'm missing people.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

RILLA IS PRAYING FOR ALL OF YOU.

[isntabitpretty.livejournal.com]

SARA IS NOT PRAYING, BUT SHE IS LOOKING VERY DRAMATICALLY SCANDALIZED AT ALL OF YOU.

(Even if she does know a very charming little story about how kissing was invented. YOU ARE ALL FAR TOO DEGENERATE TO GET TO HEAR IT.)

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

. . . I don't suppose there's any chance you could teach me how to do that?

NO REASON.

[trigons_child]

Are you suuuuure about that?

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

PURELY CURIOSITY.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? IT'S NOT LIKE *THAT*.

[thatsamilkshake]

Xander Harris Carson - no change, and never likely to be.

Francine Peters
Kissed: Katina Choovanski, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass (SOW I), Meg Manning (SOW II), Kennedy (girlkissy glitter)
Gave a lapdance to or was otherwise felt up by: Chuck Bass (SOW I), Merlin (SOW II), Arthur Pendragon (sex week)
Literally slept with: Katchoo, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass, Temari, Claire Fisher (Everyone except the obvious was when they were stoned, or in Wishverse)
Really slept with: Merlin, Katchoo, Chuck Bass (In an AU!Kid-verse)

Emmett Honeycutt
...Kissed and slept with two NPCs, both named Paolo, on Spring Break. Yes, his life is somewhat pathetic at the moment. (Also possibly made out with Tino, but no one is telling.)

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Lessee of my current pups...

Gibbs
Kissed: Alex Cabot
Slept with Alex Cabot

... And zip with everyone else. Clearly I need to socialize.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal King

Kissed → Angela Montenegro, Amber Atkins, Toby Moraitis (kissing booth), Peyton Sawyer (kissing booth), Gwen Cooper (kissing booth), Hoshi Sato (kissing booth), Joan Girardi (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (kissing booth), Ronan Nolan (kissing booth), Alice Lidell, Serena van der Woodsen Helen Haras-Uquara (kissing booth), Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Lois Lane
Slept With → Lois Lane, Chuck Bass, Brooke Davis, Angela Montenegro

No change to him since the last time. He's whipped and happy. I'm amused that he's kissed the three van der Basses, though!