meme: lovin' touchin' squeezin'

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's been way too long since we last did this one. Things have almost definitely changed for some characters and might have stayed the same for others. It's high time that we do it again!

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane

Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo

As we can see, Lois got arouuuuuuuuuund. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning.

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[trigons_child]

Raven
Kissed: Chuck, Mat, Max (vampverse), Tara, Kennedy, Gabriel, Katchoo, Joan, Diana, Ellie, Tahiri, Jono (empathically), Jaime, Jason, Andy, Puck
Slept With: Chuck

Leia
Kissed: Chuck, Mat, Dean, Bel, Hayley, Claire
Slept With: Mat, Dean

Drake
Kissed: Bel, Castiel, Parker
Slept With: Bel, Parker

Bel
Kissed: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Angel, Veronica, Isabel, Lana, Blair, Bridge, Cameron, Vala 1.0, Drake, Tyler (vampverse), Lindsey (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Angela (SOW), Leia (because I'm a dork)
Slept With: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Drake, Tyler (vampverse), Veronica (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Lindsey (vampverse), Angela (SOW), lots of handwavy people in the vampverse

Wyatt
Kissed: Isabel, Jo, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)
Slept With: Isabel, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)


Conclusion: Bel is a slut, and Drake so needs to get some more action before he dies D:

[brat_inslayage]

God, Raven. Stop kissing my girls.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire Bennet

Kissed: Jon O'Neill, Chuck Bass (vampverse), Karla (girlkissy), Angela Montenegro (girlkissy), Elle Bishop (girlkissy), Ellie Bartowski (girlkissy), Rose Hathaway (girlkissy), Kate Gregson (kissing booth), Leia Organa (kissing booth)

Slept With: Jon O'Neill, Chuck Bass (vampverse), Elle Bishop (some AU)

I feel like I'm forgetting people on her kiss list...


Joan Girardi

Kissed: Hannibal King (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (sex ed final), Penelope Wilhern (sex week), Liir Thropp, Raven (SOW), Jess Mariano (some AU), Marco Conrad (some AU), Loki (some AU)

Slept With: Jess Mariano (some AU), Loki (some AU), Marco Conrad (some AU)


Veronica Mars

Kissed: Lee Adama (I), Logan Echolls, Callisto, Archie Kennedy, Belthazor (party), V. Cally, Chloe Sullivan, Nadia Santos, Samuel Anders (kissing booth), Angela Chase, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas, Angel (SOW), Piper (mistletoe), Loki (Spin the Bottle), Tim Desmond (Spin the Bottle), Tyler Durden (vampverse), Lindsey McDonald (vampverse), Fred Dukes (as a woman/SOW)

Gave a Lapdance To: Angel, Xander Harris, Belthazor, Logan Echolls

Slept With: Logan Echolls, Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Dick Casablancas, Angel (SOW), Belthazor (vampverse), Tyler Durden (vampverse), Lindsey McDonald (vampverse), Fred Dukes (as a woman/SOW)


Chris Halliwell

Kissed: Jo Harvelle, Luna Lovegood, Savannah Levine, Summer Roberts, Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Johnny Storm & Isabel Evans (SOW)

Slept With: Lana Lang, Gwynn Hood (AU), Summer Roberts & Isabel Evans (SOW)


Paige Matthews

No one - wow, I need to work on that


Ashley Magnus

Kissed: maybe Oz?

[boho-to-be.livejournal.com]

Didi:
Kissed: Mat, Jono (SOW), Jean Grey
Slept with: Jono

Jack Priest
Kissed: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Emma Frost, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Merlin (SOW), Priestly (love spell), Elena
Slept With: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Emma Frost

Romeo Montague
Kissed: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis, Dick Casablancas, Ronan Nolan, Rikku, Angela Montenegro
Slept With: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis

Tara Maclay
Kissed: Diana Hansen, Raven, Kennedy
Slept with: Kennedy

Tyler Durden
Kissed: River Tam, Peter Pevensie, Buffy Summers (2.0), Evelyn Carnahan, Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day, Ghanima Atreides, Lindsay Boxer, Nathan Algren
Slept With: Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day, Marla Singer (canon), Ghanima Atreides, Lindsay Boxer
Vampverse: I figure pretty much everyone, but at least Anemone, Veronica Mars and Bel.

Henry DeTamble and Christian haven't kissed or slept with anybody on the island yet. I need to fix that.

[likes_scoundrels]

Ahem. ;)

(I should add, assuming someone doesn't Force choke/freeze Christian in carbonite tomorrow. ;)

[see-beyond.livejournal.com]

Jonas

Kissed → Beka Cooper
Slept With → No one!

Man, he still needs to learn what sex is before he even thinks about going for it. Beka's seen him with his shirt off. That's like third base for him.

[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

Do I have to explain?

[theotherpeter.livejournal.com]

Okay, this first one just feels wrong:

Peter Bishop: Chaste as a monk.

Fred Dukes: Kissed and Slept With: Veronica Mars (SOW, Fred was also not a dude at the time)

Mina Murray: Kissed and Slept With: Nathan Algren, Minsc, Vince Noir, Jonathan Harker (canon), Dorian Gray (canon)

John Price: Kissed and Slept With: Lulu

...My other kids, I have to double check things so their lists will come later from home.

[brat_inslayage]

Dude this list has like barely changed at all. AT ALL, except that the K-girls are doing spazdances of joy now because they're dorks.

Kennedy
Kissed: Raven, Francine Peters, Angela Montenegro, Diana Hansen, Emma Frost (all girlkissy party but like she needed the excuse), Tara Maclay
Slept With: Tara Maclay

Gabrielle
Kissed: Karla (girlkissy and love spell), Raven (girlkissy)
Slept With: Perdicas (canon, and never going to happen again, thanks, Callisto)

Tahiri Veila
Kissed: Ben Skywalker, Anakin Solo (canon), Raven (offscreen in vampverse)
Slept With: Ahahaha. Well, Ben in an AU-kid-verse.

Katchoo
Kissed: Francine Peters, Merlin (Midsummer love plot), Raven (Raven's love plot), long-ass list of people she doesn't want to talk about from before Fandom
Slept With: Lois Lane, Arthur Pendragon in an AU-kid-verse but she doesn't want to talk about it, long-ass list of people she doesn't want to talk about from before Fandom, Francine (\o/)

Sara Stanley
No, I'm sorry, my brain just exploded.

Lacey Burrows
Ahahahaha.

[trigons_child]

No Jacen for Tahiri? ;)

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe-- Kissed: Cole Turner, Samuel Anders, Tori Hanson (girlkissy), Lana Lang (AU), Sean Nast (SOW)
Slept With: Cole Turner, Samuel Anders, Sean Nast (SOW)

Gwynn-- Kissed: Tim Desmond, Conner McKnight, Phillip (canon), Eve (AU), Chris Halliwell (AU)
Slept With: Conner McKnight, Eve (AU), Chris Halliwell (AU), Tim Desmond (Vampverse)

Savannah-- Kissed: Johnny Storm, Chris Halliwell, Sokka (kissing booth), Angela Montenegro (kissing booth), Summer Roberts (kissing booth), Billy (kissing booth, Wyatt Halliwell (Angelverse)
Slept With: Johnny Storm, Wyatt Halliwell (Angelverse)

Annja-- Kissed: Sean Nast
Slept With: Coyote (sex pollen week), Sean Nast

Chloe-- Kissed: Mat, Bruce
Slept With: No one

Cassidy-- Kissed: No one
Slept With: No one



I keep thinking I'm missing people.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

RILLA IS PRAYING FOR ALL OF YOU.

[isntabitpretty.livejournal.com]

SARA IS NOT PRAYING, BUT SHE IS LOOKING VERY DRAMATICALLY SCANDALIZED AT ALL OF YOU.

(Even if she does know a very charming little story about how kissing was invented. YOU ARE ALL FAR TOO DEGENERATE TO GET TO HEAR IT.)

[thatsamilkshake]

Xander Harris Carson - no change, and never likely to be.

Francine Peters
Kissed: Katina Choovanski, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass (SOW I), Meg Manning (SOW II), Kennedy (girlkissy glitter)
Gave a lapdance to or was otherwise felt up by: Chuck Bass (SOW I), Merlin (SOW II), Arthur Pendragon (sex week)
Literally slept with: Katchoo, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass, Temari, Claire Fisher (Everyone except the obvious was when they were stoned, or in Wishverse)
Really slept with: Merlin, Katchoo, Chuck Bass (In an AU!Kid-verse)

Emmett Honeycutt
...Kissed and slept with two NPCs, both named Paolo, on Spring Break. Yes, his life is somewhat pathetic at the moment. (Also possibly made out with Tino, but no one is telling.)

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Lessee of my current pups...

Gibbs
Kissed: Alex Cabot
Slept with Alex Cabot

... And zip with everyone else. Clearly I need to socialize.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal King

Kissed → Angela Montenegro, Amber Atkins, Toby Moraitis (kissing booth), Peyton Sawyer (kissing booth), Gwen Cooper (kissing booth), Hoshi Sato (kissing booth), Joan Girardi (kissing booth), Chuck Bass (kissing booth), Ronan Nolan (kissing booth), Alice Lidell, Serena van der Woodsen Helen Haras-Uquara (kissing booth), Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Lois Lane
Slept With → Lois Lane, Chuck Bass, Brooke Davis, Angela Montenegro

No change to him since the last time. He's whipped and happy. I'm amused that he's kissed the three van der Basses, though!

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

He should kiss Dan and then he can have all the van der Bassphrey kids minus Jenny and the lovechild.

[bitchprince]

*puts on shades*

DENISE Mahoney
Kissed: Warren Worthington III. Possibly. With her, you never know.
Slept With: Warren Worthington III. For sure this time. (She punched his V-card. We're very sorry, Warren.)

ANDREW Wiggin
Kissed: ... Ben. On the cheek. Once. This is what hormone week did to him.
Slept With: AHAHAHA. Ahem. Yes, that was what hormone week did to him.

JAK
Kissed: Dinah Lance. Failed attempt with Keira.
Slept With: Dinah Lance.

John MITCHELL
Kissed: No-one on island; Lauren off-island; Josie, decades ago in canon; many, many more in the distant past.
Slept With: The above.

Sarah KERRIGAN
Kissed: Roy Mustang.
Slept With: Nooobody. Ah, to be infested a virgin...

NATHAN Summers
Kissed: Deadpool, Domino (plot). His wife, in the past, as well as a young-but-jaded waitress.
Slept With: Deadpool, Domino and his wife in the past.

JEFF Murdock
Kissed: Succesfully? Turtle Wexler. Unsuccesfully? Too many to count.
Slept With: Succesfully? Turtle Wexler. Had a panic attack in trying with? Susan Walker.

ARTHUR Pendragon
Kissed: Merlin, Francine Peters, Leto Atreides, Jenny Sparks (presumably), Brooke Davis (presumably), Eric van der Woodsen
Slept With: Merlin (many, many times and far into the future kthnx), Leto Atreides, Jenny Sparks, Brooke Davis, Eric van der Woodsen, Katina Choovanski (in AU-kid-world, presumably)

[trigons_child]

Wow, Arthur's kind of a slut compared to your other kids. ;)

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex Karev

Kissed → Emma Frost, Rose Hathaway, Elena, Brooke Davis, Effy Stonem, Griff O' Connor (SOW II), Mirax Terrik (SOW II), Jean Grey (SOW II)
Slept With → Emma Frost, Elena, Rose Hathaway, Brooke Davis, Effy Stonem, Jean Grey (SOW II)

My manwhore got chaste. He has a thing. He'll punch anyone who laughs at him.

[likes_scoundrels]

*laaaaaaaaaaaaaaughs*

[vanillajello]

Kate Gregson

Kissed: Leto Atreides, Jason Stackhouse, Claire Bennet (kissing booth), Mat Cauthon (kissing booth), Bruce Wayne (kissing booth), Noah Puckerman (kissing booth), Warren Worthington (kissing booth), Nobody Owens
Slept with: Leto Atreides, Nobody Owens

... And this list seems unlikely to change in the foreseeable future. Wonder how that happened.

[intraspective]

Yamanaka Ino

Kissed -- Yakushi Kabuto, Michael Guerin, Kurosaki Ichigo, Zack Fair, Mat Cauthon, Johnny Storm, Chuck Bass, Karla
Slept with -- Yakushi Kabuto, Michael Guerin, Chuck Bass, Zack Fair

Hyuuga Hinata

Kissed -- Hayley!
Slept with -- She’d die of embarrassment, ha!

Rosalind

Kissed -- Uh. No. *snerk*
Slept with -- *snerks more*

So. Uh. Yeah there's a bias but at least it's personality based here...?

[glacial_queen]

*coughs politely*

[glacial_queen]

Karla
Kissed (This list is almost embarrassingly long. If I've forgotten someone, I'm sorry. Feel free to remind me for next time!): George, Leda, Ben Skywalker (vamp!verse), Mat Cauthon (kissing booth), Triela (kissing booth), Jon O'Neill (kissing booth), Leto Atreides (kissing booth), Jack Priest (kissing booth), Ronan Nolan (kissing booth), Hayley Fitzpatrick ((girlkissy!party and kissing booth), Claire (girlkissy!party), Didi (girlkissy!party), Jen Walters (girlkissy!party), Ino Yamanaka (girlkissy!party), Gabrielle (girlkissy!party and lovespell), Merlin (lovespell),

Slept With: Ben Skywalker (vamp!verse, AU!kidverse), George Cooper (AU!kidverse)

Cindy:

Kissed and/or Slept With: No one on the island, Prince Charming (canon husband), Bluebeard (canon husband)

[bitten_notshy]

This reminds me we need to actually get Henry and Cinderella past the coffee date, don't we?

[therewaslife]

Nobody Owens

Kissed → Kate Gregson
Slept With → Kate Gregson

Just the one person will be getting the benefit of all the new (and adorable) kissing/snuggling icons I keep finding. Bod's pretty pleased with all that, yep.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester

Kissed: Dawn Summers, Alec, Meg Manning, Peyton, Ivanova, Z, D'anna, Seely, Faith, Chuck Bass, Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth), Jake Gavin (kissing booth), Dean Forrester (kissing booth), Irulan (kissing booth), Millie (kissing booth), Gwen Cooper (sex class and kissing booth), Angela Montenegro (kissing booth), Penelope (kissing booth), Helen (kissing booth), Sam Winchester (wishverse au), Impala (velveteen rabbit weekend), Leia Organa

Slept with: Alec, Ivanova, Z, D'anna, Seely (threesome with Alec), Faith (threesome with Alec), Dawn, Meg Manning (who also now gets the threesome with Alec notation), Peyton, Chuck Bass, Sam Winchester (wishverse au), Impala (velveteen rabbit weekend), Leia Organa

There's a reason Dean thought he was qualified to teach Hooking Up and Sex Ed.

John Winchester

Kissed and slept with: Zoe. I mean who else do you need?

Seregil i Korit Solun Meringil Bokthersa

Slept with and kissed: Ronan Nolan.

Andy Gallagher: Kissed Raven. And he's insanely happy about that.

Parker: Kissed and slept with no one yet. Still need to work on getting her some action.

[trigons_child]

Raven is feeling somewhat embarrassed about her long list of kissing now. ;)

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie Bartowski
Kissed: Jason Stackhouse; Girlkissy Party: Jennifer Walters, Raven, Claire Bennet; Kissing Booth: Bobby Drake, Puck, Mat Cauthon, Bruce Wayne

Slept With: Jason and Jennifer in AU-verses. No one on island, yet! She's been here over a year. This need to be fixed. ;)

Lindsay Weir
Has not kissed or slept with anyone on island, yet.

Piper Halliwell
Kissed: Belthazor, Lindsey McDonald, Cally, Chloe Sullivan (spin the bottle), Sam Anders (SOW and evil mistletoe), Veronica Mars (mistletoe)

Slept With: Belthazor, Lindsey McDonald, Sam Anders (SOW), Logan Echolls (in an AU-kidverse)

Summer Roberts
Kissed: Shawn Farrell, Chris Halliwell, Wyatt Halliwell (SOW); Kissing Booth: Savannah Levine, Sokka, Billy

Slept With: Shawn Farrell, Chris Halliwell, Wyatt Halliwell (SOW), Conner McKnight (in an AU-kidverse)

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

NONE OF MY CHARACTERS HAVE KISSED OR SCREWED ANYONE. ;_;

THIS MAKES ME SAD.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Jacob Black

Kissed: Morgana, Elena (KB), Claudia (KB), Dru (KB), Layla (KB), Emma (KB) I assume, Helen (KB), Jennifer (KB)
Slept With: No one. He's all virginal.

Beka Cooper

Kissed: Jonas, Jono (SOW), Dimitri (SOW), Rosto (PW)
Slept With: Dimitri (SOW), Jono (SOW)

Roy Mustang

Kissed: Aly, Kerrigan
Slept With: Aly, Renee Montoya (AU)

Cameron Mitchell
Kissed - Beka Valentine, Parker, Callisto, Aeryn, Angela, Anders, Vala, Jaye, Molly, Chloe, Veronica, Sam Carter
Slept with - Vala, Jaye, Veronica, Sam Carter

How come my gigolo character's got the least action?

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

It's the six pack. It's daunting. Daunting I say.

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Dan Humphrey
Kissed: Claire, Dinah, Elena, Helen (all kissing booths)
Slept With: NO ONE, MY GOD. ONCE YOU UNLEASH THE WHORE IN DAN HUMPHREY, NO ONE IS SAFE.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Okay, back up everyone.

Chuck Bass

Kissed: Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Amber Atkins, Angela Montenegro, Francine Peters, Hannibal King, Jaina Solo (SOW), Temari (SOW), Robin Scherbatsky (SOW) Gwen Cooper, Claire Fisher, Blair Waldorf, Cal Stephanides, Meg Powers, Kaylee Frye, Jenny Sparks, Warren Peace, Toby Moratis, Eric van der Woodsen, Joan Girardi, Toshiko Sato, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Rose Hathaway, Jean Grey, Morgana, Illyria, Merlin (SOW II), Leia Organa, Castiel


Slept With: Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Jaina Solo (SOW), Temari (SOW), Robin Scherbatsky (SOW), anyone John's slept with (SOW), Hannibal King, Angela Montenegro, Dean Winchester, his scarf (Velveteen Rabbit plot), Hannibal's porn (foursome with the scarf, Velveteen Rabbit plot), Claire Bennet (AU Wishverse), Raven, Rose Hathaway (when she was a dude), Effy Stonem (when she was a dude)

I think that's all the additions. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[trigons_child]

I think you're missing Raven under kissed. But it's such a long list I might be missing her there.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah Lance

Kissed: Rikku, Jenny Sparks, Angela Montenegro, Dojima Yurika (Superbowl girlkissy). Turtle Wexler, Priestly (sex pollen). Sam Anders (AU Wishverse). Sam Winchester (love spell). Leto Atreides, George Sands, Zayne Carrick, Cal Stephanides, Jak. Jacob Black, Mat Cauthon, Dan (kissing booths). Jaime Reyes.

Slept with
Jak

Certain values of messing around:
Jaime Reyes

[boywonder03.livejournal.com]

Tim Drake
Kissed: No one
Slept With: No one