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Girls

1. Katniss Everdeen. Obvious.
2. Kate Gregson. Again, pretty obvious.
3. Kate Daniels. Girls with swords, yes plz.
4. Karla. Insert dirty flying sex here.
5. Quinn Fabray. Hoooooooooot. Though I feel like I should have spelled it with a K.

And none for the completely out of nowhere canon love, bye.

Boys

1. Percy Jackson. Huge duh there.
2. Anakin Skywalker. Mmm projected daddy issues.
3. Sam LaCroix. Because Luke has eyes.
4. Warren Worthington III. Wiiiiiiiiiings.
5. Apollo/Peeta Mellark. THEY HAVE THE SAME PRETTY FACE THEY COUNT AS ONE.

Percy knows he shouldn't agree with this BUT HE DOES BECAUSE HE'S WEAK. DAMN YOU JAKE ABEL FOR BEING CUTE AND STUFF!

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trickydemigod.livejournal.com - 2011-09-08 18:56 (UTC) - Expand

Women
1. Yes.

Men
1. No.
2. Unless you're Northstar.
3. Seriously, he turned down Alexander the Great.
4. Do you think you're more awesome than Alex or Jean-Paul?
5. Really?

And Captain America. Everyone is a little gay for Captain America.

GIRLS

Annie Edison: She's cute and she'd probably smack him if he got too moody
Bo: Uh. Well. IDK, I can't explain that one. He'd just go for it.
Kate Gregson: Hatesex counts, doesn't it?
Gabrielle: They could bond over Greek things!
George Lass: Again, he'd like it because she wouldn't take his shit.

GUYS

Luke Castellan: Yeah, he will go to that over and over again. And again.
Peter Wiggin: Well, he's attracted to the psychopathic type already?
Wesley Wyndam Pryce: He's got Annabeth smarts and canon says Percy does like that.
Alex Aaron: They could bond over Greek things! Greek is the way to Percy's heart.
Jack McCallister: Well, he's got eyes. And Jack's easy on them.

Luke Castellan: Yeah, he will go to that over and over again. And again.

SMH SO SLUTTY.

GIRLS

Kate Gregson: ALWAYS. ABOVE ALL OTHERS. Cuz he's stupid in love.
Katniss Everdeen: Maybe he had a bit of a crush at one point. He likes the calmness.
Sookie Stackhouse: She was nice to him! And she can cook and he's easy!
Natalie Adams: Is that weird? SHE LOOKS LIKE KATE, OKAY?
Ghanima Atreides: If she was a cougar, he'd give it a try! Look, she's his type!

GUYS

Ender Wiggin: Again, he likes the calm nature and the intelligence there.
Noah Puckerman: It'd be pretty, wouldn't it? And they get along, weirdly enough!
Jeremy Darling: Again, they're both doofuses and they get along!
Warren Worthington III: Hey, they were gonna make personal ads together! True love!
James Bond: Well. I have no reason for that one either.

Girls

No.

Boys

No.

She could not be any less interested in any of that nonsense, thanks.

Girls

1. Gabrielle. If they ever shut up long enough to talk.
2. Angelica. For she is fair and sweet.
3. Rilla. A bit of an intellectual attraction.
4. Cara. Because he needs a warrior girl in here, dammit.
5. Cabot or Ghanima. Again with the intellectual attraction (and okay, they're pretty too).

Boys.

1. Dolf. Shhhhh.
2. Alexander. It'd be all polite.
No thanks.

Edited 2011-09-08 19:16 (UTC)

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I put in too quick? Does it hurt...too much? Oh. Oh. Zounds!"

Girls:
1. Quinn Fabray. Hey, he appreciates the mercenary. And the snark. And the brain on her shoulders.
2. Emma Frost. Also what with the mercenary and the snark and the brain and shut up. Older him should've hit that.
3. Kenzi. Though possibly only as a ploy to enable him to steal her wallet out of some fit of misplaced pride.
4. Kate Gregson, but only to test-drive.
~~5. Karla JUST TO SPITE HER FACE~~

Boys:
1. ???
2. He once had a dream in which he and the Hegemon held hands nakedly and frolicked with the Polemarch and the Strategos, but he's pretty sure that was meant to be allegorical.
~~3. Inappropriate sibling emotions don't count.~~
4. No seriously, nothing.
~~5. What does my brother see in that Skywalker kid?!~~

Kenzi would do this out of curiosity and possibly to see if Peter is even into girls, instead of his laptop ~~not dirty.~~

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icecoldfrost - 2011-09-08 20:12 (UTC) - Expand

Girls

1. Caroline. I'm sure you're shocked.
2. Firekeeper. Because that wouldn't be unhealthy.
3. Scully. He hasn't gone redhead yet!
4. Quinn. He's not blind.
5. Ramona. Because she's intriguing.

Boys

Sorry, he's hooked on long legs now.

GIRLS

Ramona Flowers; He's already hitting that and doesn't wanna stop.
Karla; He'd go for the hatesex, he would! She could punch him after when he made a smartass comment
Quinn Fabray; She's hot, that's all he needs
Kate Gregson; She's hot, that's all he needs
Claudia Donovan; I think all the technobabble would turn him on for some reason.

GUYS

Topher Brink; TO FREAK HIM OUT VERILY.
Simon Bellamy; Just wait till he takes off his shirt, all the girls (and guys) swoon!
Peter Wiggin; Aggression is hot.
Ben Skywalker; I..don't know. HE WANTS TO SEE IF THAT KID CAN BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN UPTIGHT!
Lex Luthor; Mmmm. Just mmmm.

TOPHER DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SASS.

But I do! Ahahaha.

I barely managed to come up with five, the picky bastard.

1. Lila Zacharov 'cause he's whipped.
2. Juliet Darling; Because she's cute and a good roommate.
3. Peter Wiggin; Though I'm sure it wouldn't be without a lot of teasing and mind games beforehand.
4. Natalie V. Adams; She reminds him of Lila.
5. Topher Brink; Just to shut him the hell up.

Okay, this is Ender, so I feel VERY WEIRD DOING THIS. Let's just say most of these fall on the 'intellectual attraction' list...

GUYS:
1. Ben Skywalker, of 'CURSE YOU I WAS GOING TO IGNORE MY HORMONES TILL I TURNED 37' fame. Obviously.
2. Nobody Owens, who's got a nice brain and Ender occasionally likes to think of spending an hour discussing philosophy with. Because he's Ender.
3. I have this bizarre idea he'd probably like talking to Bruce Wayne a lot.
4. He did think Romeo Montague was pretty that one time.
5. ...Yeah, I'm out of ideas. Actually, he'd probably find Luke's background and frame of mind very very interesting. Plus he does have a canon ~~totes intellectual sure Card~~ thing for ~~bad boys~~ arrogant guys.

GIRLS:
On the purely intellectual level ~~since he's hung up on Valentine~~...
1. Katniss Everdeen, oddly enough. She's very familiar in a few ways, which interests him.
2. He does like Cassidy's naive but fresh look on the world.
3. Firekeeper's outlook is interesting, too.
4. I think he'd find Susan's equally so, though for a different reason.
5. And of course there's Karla. But that is very, very heavy on the 'intellectual' and very, very light on the 'attraction'.

One of these weekends, we have to throw Ender and Bruce together to be brilliant and strategic at each other. Stupid time zones.

1. Faramir (he's been very nice and chivalrous and being from another world is so cool)
2. Warren (Cue the death threats!)
3. Bobby (fire&ice, bay-bee!) (cue more death threats)
4. Luke (c'mon, he's a demi-god)

WHY DO YOU WANNA GET CUT, LITTLE GIRL?

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whitequeensfire.livejournal.com - 2011-09-08 22:14 (UTC) - Expand

Per

annieadderall's advice, this is more of a crush list than anything more carnal, because dear goodness, it is a kids show.

Girls
1. Samantha Puckett - Come on, she's his first kiss, they have super chemistry, and the whole Seddie thing is, like, canon now.
2. Kenzi - Let's face it, Freddie kinda has a thing for bad girls.
3. Miley - Partially because of her pep, partially because the meta makes me laugh.
4. Rosella - Hey, she was super into the camera.
5. Karla - Hey, he still doesn't even know she's taken.

Boys
1. Tony Stark - These boys need to nerd out sometime.
2. Wesley - One of the only boys that Freddie has had any real interaction with, hilariously.
3. Jack Carter - He feels so bad for the guy, sometimes.
4. Ben Skywalker - See #1.
5. And a special not on-island mention for Gibby Gibson, his bro-pal.

BOYS
1. Sam LaCroix. For he is cute and crushable.
2. Jeremy. She needs to talk to him more, but I can see it.
3. Peter. Sometimes she makes poor choices.
4. Butters. He calls her pretty so much, and she could always use the validation.
5. Jack McCallister. Who she hasn't met yet. But come on.

GIRLS
1. Rilla. She's all cute and sweet.
2. Quinn. I'm sorry, Dan Harmon.
3. Karla. Look, she did just watch her and Karla wrestling on a bunch of pillows yesterday. I'm just saying.
3.

Edited 2011-09-08 17:56 (UTC)

I'm going to assume a)Puck doesn't count and b)Quinn has grown up a skosh from canon and wants a partner with an IQ above room temperature this time.

Boys
1. Nathan Young. She thinks managing him would be the fun kind of challenge. Plus, accent. Hot.
2. Bruce Wayne. She still feels like he's the one who got away.
3. Peter Wiggin. Smart, ambitious, easy on the eyes.
4. Jake Black. Loyal, a good friend, and again, hot.
5. Neal Caffrey. Because older men are the bestest.

Girls
1. Caroline Forbes. Preeeeettttty.
2. Ramona Flowers. She seems like she'd be fun.
3. Surreal. Snarky, plus she kind of looks like Santana if Quinn squints.
4. ... I am seriously drawing a blank at this point. SORRY.

Thank you, you just ruined Jake's brain with Caroline/Quinn.

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need-no-moon.livejournal.com - 2011-09-08 20:47 (UTC) - Expand

Boys
1. Jono (um duh)
2. Sam Winchester
3. Mat

Girls
1. Karla
2. Kennedy
3. Alice (because it amuses me with her Vampire Issues)

Like with

randomspanish, this is a crush list because omg DISNEY, guys, DISNEY.

Guys
1. Jeremy Darling. They are both cute and flirty and not too bright. Kindred spirits!
2. Jack McCallister. First cute guy she saw at Fandom. Okay, the big sib thing is a little weird, but she's dated family before (http://hannahmontana.wikia.com/wiki/My_Boyfriend's_Jackson_and_There's_Gonna_Be_Trouble).
3. Freddie Benson. Okay, there's mutual kid show-ness! And he seems at least somewhat amused by her peppiness.
4. Mr. Caffrey. I did not mean for this to happen! But there was nudity (http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2925311.html) and only so much I could do!
5. Luke Castellan. Cute! And far less crabby than her other male cabinmate from this summer. That's really all it takes to earn a crush from her.

Girls -- Miley's IC answer would be stuttery and noncommittal (as Kate G. will recall), but I shall read into interactions for extra fun!
1. Kenzi because Miley is so not used to being bossed around and there are a lot of feelings involved, okay?
2. Sookie Stackhouse. That whole southern charm is all homey and familiar.
3. Juliet Darling because they're basically the same person in a lot of ways and Miley's self-centered enough to go for that.
4. Caroline Forbes. Ditto.
5. Her bff Lilly Truscott from home. It's really the only ship this fandom even has.

Ahhahah, Kenzi has canonically said she's not into girls, but I think for the chance to mess with someone's head, she'd go for it. Plus Miley is cute, and would probably take direction well.

GUYS
1. Eric. Three words: necessary recovery day.
2. Jake Doyle. He's not really her type, but she'd go there anyway.
3. Chuck Bass. The ship kinda sailed on this one, but pre-DNT Jaina totally would have.

GIRLS
1. Tahiri. Because.
2. Rose.
3. Kennedy.
4. Bo.

Apparently Jaina also has a girl type.

(And yes, the age difference on some of these makes me feel gishy and wrong. I CANNOT HELP IT IF SHE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THEM- Oh wait, that's my fault. Nevermind.)

Edited 2011-09-08 18:18 (UTC)

Guys
1. You're kidding, right?
2. HAHAHAHA no, no sex for Topher.
3. Except possibly with Tony Stark.
4. Or Peter Wiggin.
5. Or those clockwork spider robots from the beginning of the summer.

Girls
1. EW LADYPARTS EW NO.
2. NOT EVER.
3. Except Claudia's okay.
4. And Sam P.
5. And possibly Kenzi.

Edited 2011-09-08 18:16 (UTC)

I am thinking, some AU weekend : Break Topher's Brain. *cackles*

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annieadderall.livejournal.com - 2011-09-08 19:35 (UTC) - Expand

Girls
1. Annie Edison; she's exactly his type, if we go by canon: over-focused and over-achieving.
2. Scully; again with the smart.
3. ... Claudia Donovan; I'm sure we can see the pattern here.
4. Elphaba Thropp, mostly because the idea... intrigues me.
5. Karla; it would be hilarious. Epically, epically hilarious.

Boys
1. Samhain LaCroix; he is totally Marshall's first crush on a boy, at least that Marshall has come close to even noticing himself.
2. Billy Kaplan; their love would be so dorktastic!
3. Freddie Benson; less in a 'hit that' and more in a 'they would be ADORABLE' kinda way, because. Kids show.
4. Tony Stark; I feel like they would just kinda flail at each other in Sciency Glee.
5. Topher Brink; for similar reasons as Tony: their love would be so flailtastic.

That makes two of us intrigued.

Girls
1) Natalie Adams - There's a lot of intrigue there plus she's pretty and has pretty hair
2) Annie Edison - He loves talking to her and thinks she's cute as hell.
3) Sam Puckett - She's about as sarcastic as he is and that works for him
4) Cara - He loves girl who can boss him around
5) Stephanie Brown - And he loves the girls who can kick his ass too

Guys
1. Toby Logan - His bestie! He really likes Toby, man.
2. Butters Stotch - It'd be weird but Butters is a good guy.
3. Marshall Wheeler - Good conversation and easy to like!
4. Lex Luthor - He's like Douglas Montgomery only with less torture-y traits
5. Tony Stark - Poor Tony but he's so cute!

Edited 2011-09-08 18:25 (UTC)

Wesley would like to point out that this list is intended in the most respectful way possible. Thank you for your time. That said:

Girls
1. Katniss. Because duh.
2. Karla. She was really, really sweet to him when he needed it and Wesley hasn't forgotten that.
3. Kennedy. Ex-Watcher and Potential Slayer and... it's a thing, okay?
4. Hermione, actually. She's not that much older than him and he loooved her class and they've got a lot in common, tbh. Plus, she's brunette and bookish and that's kinda his thing.
5. Quinn. Because she's not that different from Cordy and he once had a crush on her too.

Guys
1. Percy. Damnit, why is that kid so good at fencing?
2. Warren. THEY HAVE SUCH WITTY BANTER.
3. Angel back home. I'm sorry. I ship it.
...Yeah, I'm out. Which is odd, because Wes is so metro in a lot of ways, but he also doesn't interact with a lot of guys on island. I should fix that.

Guys
1. Faramir. Still. The tragic hero is kind of her type, in dudes.
2. Luke Castellan. Again, tragic hero type.
3. Simon Bellamy. For similar reasons.
4. Lion-O. Because she thinks he's adorable.
5. Bruce Wayne. She's always admired his thoughtfulness.

Girls
1. Karla. She's her Fandom Galinda, it's so true.
2. Raven. For similar reasons as to Karla.
3. Katniss. Rebels forever?
4. Rosella. Because for some reason I find this idea hilarious.
5. Ramona. She likes vegans, right?

Because IT IS HILARIOUS????

Girls

1. Kenzi. He's not sure how they stand exactly but he likes what they're doing, so.
2. Kate Daniels. She can kick his ass. That's pretty hot.
3. Scully. Gotta love smart girls.
4. Sookie Stackhouse. They've got that telepathy thing in common.
5. Petra West. Cause she's adorable.

Guys

1. Sam LaCroix. Because BFFs, that's why. Also Toby's got *eyes*, man.
2. Stan Marsh. He seems way laid back about weird crap.
3. Tony Stark. ...Mostly because HOW WOULD YOU NAMESMUSH THAT?
4. Butters Stotch. He'll probably never really understand Butters, but he's cute in a puppyish sort of way.
5. Cassel Sharpe. Because pretty, that's why.

Um, Tobny. Duh.

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regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com - 2011-09-08 19:26 (UTC) - Expand

Been pondering this one for a bit. The problem with Jack is that he's got a bit of a hang up since he's a clone and all the kids at school are about his daughter's age. So... there's a bit of a squick factor there.

So if Jack can get past the squick factor? I'd say anyone who is smarter than Jack and snarkier than all get out.

Yes. It's a cop out.

So... Scully, then? :D