Meme: Sexytiems Roundup AKA YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING TODAY!

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

It's been a good long while since we've done this and the day after the finale of soap opera weekend is the PERFECT day to do it again.

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane

Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo

LOIS LANE IS THE EXAMPLE THAT WILL NEVER DIE. Anyway. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning. Some people suggested adding additional categories for things that might not fit in the two listed above (faded to black with, married, drained the blood of, etc etc) so feel free to do that!

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[solo_sword]

Jaina Solo
Kissed: John Sheppard, Chuck Bass (SOW), Brooke Davis (SOW, yeah I went there), Dimitri Belikov (SOW), Zekk (canon), Jag Fel (canon), Eric Northman, Howard Stark (SOW), Kennedy (SOW)
Slept with: John Sheppard, Dimitri Belikov (SOW), Jag Fel (canon), Eric Northman, Howard Stark (SOW), Kennedy (SOW)

Annie Edison
Kissed: Luke Castellan (SOW)
Slept with: No one at FH but there was that gay boyfriend...

Hermione Granger
Kissed: Teyla Emmagen (back when Spider-Man was making people gay), Ron Weasley
Slept with: To be honest, I haven't decided.

Susan Sto Helit
Kissed: No one yet.
Slept with: Haaaaa.

[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Raven
Kissed: Jono, Chuck, Andy, Mat, Karla, Warren, Jason, Puck, Tara, Kennedy, Gabrielle, Katchoo (love spell), Tahiri (vampverse), Max (vampverse), Joan (SOW), Diana, Ellie, Jaime, Sebastian
Slept With: Jono, Chuck, Karla, Warren-by-proxy


Angelica
Kissed: Sam Guthrie (while controlled by Emma), Empath (controlled), Bobby (SOW)
Slept With: Bobby (SOW)


Jessica
Kissed: Hoyt, Bruce
Slept With: Hoyt, Bruce
Bit: Mulder, Zayne (killed)

And prooooobably had bloody sexyfun tiems with evil vampire Jack Priest at some point. ;)


*sigh* POOR ANGELICA.

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore

Kissed: ... I am amazed that I can put names here. Didi and Raven, obviously. Gayle, who was his ex before Fandom. Paige, who kissed him and then he went asplode. And presumably everyone on his SOW list down there, too.
Slept With: Didi! Raven! And then the SOW crowd: Jean Grey, Beka Cooper, Elena of the Turks, Seifer Almasy, Lucrezia Borgia, Tara Maclay, and Surreal SaDiablo


Warren Worthington III

Kissed: Karla! Raven (Karla's Virgin Night), Kate Gregson and Emma Frost (kissing booth), and Tony Stark a-la-SOW. (I always forget the kissing booths. I know I've missed someone.)
Slept With: Denise Mahoney, Karla, Raven-By-Proxy (Karla's Virgin Night), and Tony (SOW again.)

[vanillajello]

Kate Gregson

Kissed: Leto Atreides, Jason Stackhouse, Claire Bennet (kissing booth), Mat Cauthon (kissing booth), Bruce Wayne (kissing booth), Noah Puckerman (kissing booth), Warren Worthington (kissing booth), Nobody Owens, Hannibal King (while he was an evil vampire), Nathan Young, Zach (canon), Bo Jones (but only to get her vampire self knocked out), Ramona Flowers
Slept with: Leto Atreides, Nobody Owens, Hannibal King (while he was an evil vampire), Nathan Young, Zach (canon)

[stars_and_money]

Jeremy Darling

Kissed: A lot of random girls in (pre)canon, Caroline Forbes, Georgia Lass, Lucrezia Borgia (SOW)
Slept with: Lucrezia Borgia (SOW – in a confessional booth!)
Married: Lucrezia Borgia (SOW)

[perilless.livejournal.com]

Butters Stotch

Kissed: None (in Fandom) and...
Slept With: None! Wasted opportunities, if you ask me!

Princess Rosella of Daventry

Kissed: None and...
Slept With: None! In Fandom, anyway. Unicorns don't run away from virtuous girls, Rosella.

Captain Shunsui Kyōraku aka the fun one

Kissed: Cindy Perrault, Isabela, Bo, and probably Ghanima Atreides at this point.
Slept With: SEE ABOVE ^.^ ♥ And so help me if I'm forgetting someone because I'm lame.

The last time we did this, there were done. Shunsui is quite pleased by this change of pace, yesh.


King Alexander of the Land of the Green Isles:

Kissed: Queen Cassima of the Land of the Green Isles
Slept With: Queen Cassima of the Land of the Green Isles. AWWWW YEAAAAAH. Shunsui ain't the only one who can get him some action.

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

Percy Jackson
Kissed → Luke Castellan, Marshall Wheeler (SOW)
Slept With → Luke Castellan
Fooled Around/Faded To Black With → Marshall Wheeler (SOW)

[therewaslife]

Nobody Owens
Kissed → Caroline Forbes, Kate Gregson
Slept With → Caroline Forbes, Kate Gregson

He spent all weekend trying to kill people so no new action for him! Alas!

[forhisfriends.livejournal.com]

Simon Bellamy

Kissed: Sally (canon), Jessica (canon)
Slept with: Jessica (canon)
Forcibly kissed by: Nathan Young (canon)
Can't touch without expressing disturbingly kinky desires for: Alisha Bailey (canon)

[whenshewasnice]

Natalie V. Adams

Kissed: Sam LaCroix (SOW)
Slept with: No one on-island.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Slept with: Tim (canon 1st boyfriend, yay having canon now!),... Maybe Seifer? (SOW, still in progress and probably fade to black)

Kissed: Tim, presumably Seifer? (SOW), not exactly Toby yet

Exact Implications Unknown: Miley (SOW)

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

Nathan Young
Kissed → Ruth (canon), Caroline Forbes, Ramona Flowers, Kate Gregson, Topher Brink (SOW), Karla (SOW)
Slept With → Ruth (canon), Caroline Forbes, Ramona Flowers, Kate Gregson, Karla (SOW)
Accused of Being a Hooker → Cara (when she was a bank)

I think that's everyone!

[harpy-daughter.livejournal.com]

Surreal
Kissed: Jono Starsmore (SOW)
Slept With: LOTS of customers (canon), Jono (SOW)

Yeah, you were the first kiss Jono. YOU TOOK HER INNOCENCE. (or something)


Morrigan
No one here and that's all you need to know. May or may not (totally has) seduced a few Wilder and/or village boys.


Ghanima Atreides
Kissed: Renee Montoya, Faith Lehane, Shunsui Kyōraku, Biff, Deadpool, Tyler Durden, Tony Stark, Max.
Slept With: Shunsui Kyōraku, Biff, Faith Lehane 1.0 and Renee Montoya, Tyler Durden and Tony Stark, Max.


Emma Frost
Kissed: Jack Priest, Alex Karev, Rose Hathaway (girlkissy glitter & SOW II), Kennedy (girlkissy glitter), Jean Grey (girlkissy glitter). Mat Cauthon, Jacob Black, Warren Worthington III, Bruce Wayne (all kissing booths).
Slept With: Alex Karev, Jack Priest, Rose Hathaway, Peter Bishop.

I always feel like I'm forgetting someone with Emma.


Dōjima Yurika
No change here...
Kissed: Romeo Montague, Brooke Davis, Dinah Lance, Rikku, "Loo-Loo" Madrox, Angela Montenegro, Sabaku no Temari, Jenny Sparks, Agnes Nitt, Ronan Nolan.
Slept With: Romeo Montague.

[glacial_queen]

I always feel like I'm forgetting someone with Emma.

LIKE KISSING KARLA AT THE KISSING BOOTH? GOD, EMMA.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck Bass

Kissed: Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Amber Atkins, Angela Montenegro, Francine Peters, Hannibal King, Jaina Solo (SOW), Temari (SOW), Robin Scherbatsky (SOW) Gwen Cooper, Claire Fisher, Blair Waldorf, Cal Stephanides, Meg Powers, Kaylee Frye, Jenny Sparks, Warren Peace, Toby Moratis, Eric van der Woodsen, Joan Girardi, Toshiko Sato, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Rose Hathaway, Jean Grey, Morgana, Illyria, Merlin (SOW), Castiel, Leia Organa, Shelley Darlington, Wallace Wells, John Sheppard

Slept With: Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Jaina Solo (SOW), Temari (SOW), Robin Scherbatsky (SOW), anyone John's slept with (SOW), Hannibal King, Angela Montenegro, Dean Winchester, his scarf (Velveteen Rabbit plot), Hannibal's porn (foursome with the scarf, Velveteen Rabbit plot), Claire Bennet (AU Wishverse), Raven, Rose Hathaway (when she was a dude), Effy Stonem (when she was a dude), Shelley Darlington, Wallace Wells, John Sheppard

I will never be able to top this sluttitude with any other character, ever. I could app a prostitute and I will still get less action.

[solo_sword]

WHICH IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Luke Castellan

Kissed: Nico di Angelo, Jason Todd, Karla, Percy Jackson, Annie Edison (SOW)
Slept With: Percy Jackson

Not including the canon campers/wood nymphs of the past and Kelli probably won't happen because Luke is whiiiiiiiiiipped.

[necroslacker]

Sam LaCroix
Kissed → Brid (canon), Natalie V. Adams (SOW)
Slept With → Brid (canon)
Had A Seriously Intense Bromance With: → Toby Logan (SOW)

[weetuskenraider]

Had A Seriously Intense Bromance With

Best new category, Y/Y?

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Only one has been updated, but he'll whine if I don't post it.

Faramir

Kissed: Maladicta, Gabrielle (sex pollen)
Slept With: No one on the island.

Jacob Black

Kissed: Morgana, Claudia, Elena (KB), Dru (KB), Layla (KB), Emma (KB) I assume, Helen (KB), Jennifer (KB), Dinah (KB), Caroline
Slept With: Caroline! He's finally got rid of his V-card. Took him long enough!

Roy Mustang

Kissed: Aly, Kerrigan
Slept With: Aly, Renee Montoya (AU)

[nookiepowered]

Xander Harris Carson - no change, and never likely to be, laaaaaaa
Kissed, in more or less chronological order: Cordelia Chase (canon + FH: Spin the Bottle), Willow Rosenberg (canon + FH: AU Weekend), Faith Lehane (canon), Veruca Cally Tyrol (Homecoming 2005), Duo Maxwell (StB), Peter Parker (StB), M. Parker, Marty Blank (6th Floor Room of Boykissy), Hamlet (6th Floor Room of Boykissy), Bridge Carson, Demyx (StB), Chloe Sullivan (StB), Sam Anders, Rory Gilmore/Becky-the-Hooker (AU weekend)
Got a lapdance from: Veronica Mars
Slept with: Faith Lehane (canon), Bridge Carson, Larry Blaisdell (non-canon, home universe after graduation), M. Parker (AU!Kid!verse/Wishverse)
Ye Gods I Do Have A New/Old One - Held Hands With: John Crichton (Robots Suck!), Lee Adama 1.0 (...he got stuck in a closet)
And another - groped accidentally and/or for ART: Lee Adama 1.0 (FOR ART), Marty Blank (accidentally), Angela Chase (accidentally and FOR ART)

Francine Peters
Kissed: Katina Choovanski, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass (SOW I), Meg Manning (SOW II), Kennedy (girlkissy glitter)
Gave a lapdance to or was otherwise felt up by: Chuck Bass (SOW I), Merlin (SOW II), Arthur Pendragon (Sex Pollen I)
Literally slept with: Katchoo, Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Chuck Bass, Temari, Claire Fisher (Arthur, Chuck, Temari and Claire were either Wishverse, stoned, or both.)
Really slept with: Merlin, Katchoo, Chuck Bass (AU!Kid-verse), Brad Silver (20-years-on AU husband)

Bo Dennis/Jones
Kissed: Kyle (canon - first boyfriend, first kill), lots and lots of people some of whom survived (canon), John Mitchell, Shunsui Kyōraku (presumably, since they had offscreen sexxorz and kissing is part of the succubus gig), Eric Northman, Tiny, Kate Gregson (to knock out vamp!Kate)
Gave a non-creepy-handjob-way sex-power demonstration (...so pretty much a creepy handjob) to: Isabela
Slept with: Kyle (canon - first boyfriend, first kill), lots and lots of people most/all of whom didn't survive (canon), Shunsui Kyōraku, John Mitchell and Eric Northman. Concurrently, once, for those last two. Needz moar girlz.

[solo_sword]

...How did I miss makeouts with Tiny?

[didntchewgrass.livejournal.com]

Wow, this list is telling in weird ways.

Elphaba
Nothing applicable. Awwwww.

Hercules
No one in game yet, for either category! Which is oddly sad.

Fredward Benson
Kissed: Samantha Puckett (both as his first kiss, and during SOW). Also kissed Carly Shay in canon, and a couple random one-ep girlfriends.
Slept With: Dan Schneider will probably hunt me down with a spear if there is ever anyone on this list.

Peter Bishop
Kissed: Emma Frost
Slept With: Emma Frost
Honorary Mention: Multiple canon one-night-stands, because Peter is like that.

[endsthegame]

Ender Wiggin

Kissed: Ben Skywalker (SOW and 20yrreunion only, so far), presumably Quinn (SOW)
Slept with: Ben Skywalker (at the 20 year reunion), presumably Quinn (SOW)

Peter Wiggin

Noooooooobody.

Rudolf Wega

Kissed: Cally!
Slept with: Still clingin' to that V-card.

John Mitchell

Kissed: Lauren (canon), Lucy (canon), Annie (canon, toootally platonic at the time), presumably many more in canon, Bo.
Slept with: Lauren (canon), Lucy (canon), many more in canon, Bo, Eric Northman (with Bo).

Alistair doesn'tliketalkingabouthislastname

Kissed: No one.
Slept with: OMFG YOU ONLY DO THAT IF YOU HAVE A REALLY REALLY SPECIAL LADY OMGGGG.

Cable

Kissed: Aliya/Jenskot (canon wife), Dom (canon ex-girlfriend), That One Waitress Whose Canon I Haven't Read In Decades, Deadpool.
Slept with: See above! Sans the waitress.

[withasword.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh this is easy:

Kissed/Slept with: No one! Except possibly Darren, but he's from canon and therefore doesn't count.

She was far too busy crying on people this weekend to hit on them.

[glacial_queen]

Karla would like to say right now, "DO NOT WANT."
Kissing: Warren Worthington III, Raven, Roy Harper, George Cooper, Leda, Ben Skywalker (vamp!verse), Mat Cauthon (kissing booth), Triela (kissing booth), Jon O'Neill (kissing booth), Leto Atreides (kissing booth), Jack Priest (kissing booth), Ronan Nolan (kissing booth), Hayley Fitzpatrick (girlkissy!party and kissing booth), Claire (girlkissy!party), Didi (girlkissy!party), Tara McClay (girlkissy!party) Jen Walters (girlkissy!party), Ino Yamanaka (girlkissy!party), Gabrielle (girlkissy!party and lovespell), Merlin (lovespell), Chuck Bartowski (kissing booth), Cloud Strife (kissing booth), Emma Frost \o/ (kissing booth), Jason Todd (kissing booth), Luke Castellan (kissing booth), Tim Drake (kissing booth), Rinoa Heartilly (slumber party dare), Nathan Young (SOW), Seifer Almasy (SOW), Sookie Stackhouse (AU!kidverse),

Slept with: Warren Worthington III, Raven, Nathan Young (SOW), Seifer Almasy (SOW), Ben Skywalker (vamp!verse & AU!kidverse), George Cooper (AU!kidverse), Sookie Stackhouse (AU!kidverse), Emma Frost (AU!kidverse)

Handshake Resulting in Children: Bobby Drake

Cinderella feels like a slacker now...
Kissed: Henry DeTamble, Ichabod Crane (spywork), Antillar Maximus, Shunsui Kyōraku, Prince Charming (canon), Bluebeard (canon)

Slept with: Henry DeTamble, Ichabod Crane (spywork), Antillar Maximus, Shunsui Kyōraku, Prince Charming (canon), Bluebeard (canon)

(If I've forgotten anyone, I apologize and blame it on keysmashing.)

[demonbelthazor]

And now the alumni:

Bel
Kissed: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Angel, Tyler (vampverse), Veronica (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Isabel, Lana, Blair, Bridge, Cameron, Vala, Drake, Angela (SOW), Leia
Slept With: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Tyler (vampverse), Veronica (vampverse), Logan (SOW), Drake, Angela (SOW)


Wyatt
Kissed: Isabel, Jo, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)
Slept With: Isabel, Lana, Summer (SOW), Troy (AU), Peter (AU), Savannah (Angelverse)


Leia
Kissed: Chuck, Mat, Dean, Bel, Hayley, Claire, Bruce, Leto, Christian, Roy
Slept With: Mat, Dean, Roy


Drake
Kissed: Bel, Castiel, M. Parker, Mary, Anakin, 'Dite
Slept With: Bel, M. Parker, 'Dite

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce Wayne:

Kissed: Jean Grey, Ariel, Crystal Amaquelin, Brittany Pierce, Zatanna Zatarra, Rinoa Heartily (Halloween), Jessica Hamby (sex pollen), Caroline Forbes (3MDX Love Potion), Alex Russo, Dana Scully, Lucrezia Borgia (SOW). Kissing booth: Kate Gregson, Chloe Saunders, Leia Organa, Azula, Ellie Bartowski, Hoshi Sato, Emma Frost, Quinn Fabray, George Lass, Cara
Slept with: Jean Grey, Ariel, Zatanna Zatarra, Jessica Hamby (sex pollen), Dana Scully, Lucrezia Borgia (SOW)

Considering that Bruce is my sluttiest character ever, I'm very disappointed that he's only slept with two more girls since last time. Be more of a ho, Batman.

Dave Nelson:

Kissed: Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana (Hannah was into it, but Miley yelled at him to leave), and then Rilla Blythe regally kissed him on the cheek as he was being a good coffee minion. Yes, these were both SOW.
Slept with: Nothing doing yet. He's still young and awkward. Eventually he'll be young and slightly awkward but more confident.

Zayne Carrick:
Kissed: Sookie Stackhouse, Dinah Lance. And then in canon, Jarael and Shel Jelavan.
Slept with: Nada. Not even in canon. Be even a little bit of a ho, Zayne.

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

Jack Priest
Kissed: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Emma Frost, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Merlin (SOW), Priestly (love spell), Elena, Karla
Slept With: Tony Foster, Rose Hathaway, Ronan Nolan, Sebastien de Ulloa (canon), Emma Frost
Bit: Kate Gregson (SOW)
Had Sexy Vampy Funtiems with: Jessica Hamby (SOW)

I'm sure I'm missing a kissing booth or two on him.

Juliet Darling
Kissed/Slept With: Nobody! Canon says she's a virgin at 24, so she has to wait.

Quinn Fabray
Kissed: Finn (canon), Bruce, Puck, Tony Stark (SOW), Ender (SOW)
Slept with: Puck, Ender (SOW)

Romeo Montague
Kissed: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis, Dick Casablancas, Ronan Nolan, Rikku, Angela Montenegro
Slept With: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis

Tara Maclay
Kissed: Diana Hansen, Raven, Karla, Kennedy
Slept with: Kennedy, Jono Starsmore (SOW)

Tyrion Lannister
Kissed/Slept With: Tysha (canon ex-wife); a large proportion of the whores in Westeros (also canon). No one in Fandom yet, but the ladies in Fandom should probably be grateful for that.