Remind Me, If I Ever Do This Again, That

[nookiepowered]

1. Dropping an anvil on my head would be more efficient and have the same physiological effects.

2. Save early, save often.

3. SocNetV does not like Drake Dèmon, or anybody else with a diacritical in their name, and will lose all my link data the next time I save.

4. So it's all Nic's fault that this wasn't up yesterday.

5. You're all hos.

6. This is your school. This is your school on Chuck Bass - literally. Any questions?







Caveats and bon mots

This covers 3 memes - this one and the two previous. However, it only includes current characters, or former characters who have hooked up with current characters. (Except where I threw in additional levels of retired characters because I had the OTPs memorized and felt like it, shut up. I'm not having Rikku on this chart and leaving out Reno.)

It includes Fandom NPCs like Tiny/Jessi/Chuck's Freaking Scarf, but doesn't include canon hookups (unless the character's already on the chart as a PC) or hookups with other people's canon NPCs, because that's one level deeper than my squishy brainmeats could chart.

If you did it and it ain't there, it's either because you didn't ping in for that character in the last 3 memes, or it dribbled out my ear at some point. If you didn't do it, but it is there, either somebody else remembers that night differently, or it dribbled out my ear at some point.

The size of your balls indicates how big a ho you is. I believe that huge one in the center speaks for itself.

That's what she said.

Comments

[furnaceface]

..............

*BOWS* I am speechless!

[nookiepowered]

Best icon choice!

[trigons_child]

Raven: I AM NOT THAT BIG OF A HO I SWEAR! *flails* ;)

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Yessssssssssssssss game slut \o/

You are both amazing and terrifying for doing this.

[nookiepowered]

KARLA IS GAINING ON YOU, CHUCK.

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

I fear you so much.

[nookiepowered]

Pfft. This isn't scary. Scary would be going back to cover ALL the memes. Luckily something resembling sanity (if you squint in a darkened room) prevailed.

[glacial_queen]

Karla: MY CIRCLE IS ALMOST AS BIG AS CHUCK'S!!! *weeps copious tears*

Me: *Plans to sign her up for the next kissing booth*

Well done, MP! This is amaaaazing.

[nookiepowered]

If it makes Karla feel any better, Chuck's really ought to be bigger, but I drew the line at actually charting "plus everyone John Sheppard has ever slept with."

[solo_sword]

Omfg. This is awesome, and part of me is impressed at the size of Brooke's ball.

(If we were calling it a sex tree before, I feel like now we should be calling it a herpes bush.)

[nookiepowered]

In one of my more delirious moments, I actually tried to imagine the diagram of "Okay, say Chuck actually did have an STD..."

Sadly, my brain exploded shortly thereafter when I realized that would require data we don't have, like the order in which people slutted around with each other.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

*applauds for this* Bo needs to get w/ more peoples, otherwise we need to re-classify Chuck as an incubus, I think.

[nookiepowered]

JUST NO ZOMBIES.

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

So awesome. Thaaaank you for what was undoubtedly a brain-numbing accomplishment!

*marvels at the tininess of all my peeps' balls*

[nookiepowered]

I will be here making ball jokes aaaaaaaaall day. \m/

[whenshewasnice]

AHAHAHAHA OH GOD ILU.

Also, awww at the people on the fringes, away from the main grid. Especially the Miley-Dave-Rilla-Calvin part.

[bigdamnprincipal]

I so love the little islands of people who are all sweet and monogamous awwwww.

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

That's some insaaaaaaaaaaaaaanity right there. INSANITY. But aww, almost all of my characters have little tiny bubbles because they are monogamous fellows.

HANNIBAL IS MY SLUTTIEST CHARACTER, IMAGINE THAT.

[thatsamilkshake]

And then you had him sleep with Chuck, and the sex network NEVER UNTANGLED.

(Yeah, my kids are all serially monogamous too, except for Bo, by her nature. Xander and Francine only have two sexx0rs connections each, and in Xander's case, one's semi-cheating because it's pre-FH canon.)

[trigons_child]

..OMG ILU.

Raven's circle is much bigger than I would have expected. Ahem.

[trigons_child]

AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR DRAKE. ;)

[bitten_notshy]

*is impressed*

Even my ho-iest characters are pretty modest, all things considered.

(I once drew out something like this for the Dmitri/Rose/Jack/Tony/Emma/Alex K./Effy Thing of Yore, and my brains about dribbled out my ears just from that. Well-done, you!)

[thatsamilkshake]

FWIW, I didn't draw this one! It's social network graphing software. I just entered the data and drew the original connections between people, then told the software to display them in the most efficient way, and moved a few things around after that to make reading easier.

It's fun once all the info is in there; you can grab a node and move it around the screen and watch all the lines change, tell it to make different pre-set shapes (like those friend-circles that were the rage on FB about 2 years back) and so on.

[trigons_child]

Also, I am amused that the Eric-Jaina line goes through Max, so it looks like he slept with both of them.

The fact that it looks like Wyatt slept with Chris -- twice -- not so amusing. ;)

[solo_sword]

When I first saw that, I had an honest to god moment of "...Did I have too much to drink that night? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THAT?" before realizing the line was going to Eric.

And then I realized maybe THAT should not be my thought process IN RP.

[icecoldfrost]

OH GOD MY BRAIN HURTS JUST LOOKING AT THAT

[thatsamilkshake]

I think that if I'd included people's canon hookups too, the multiverse would have imploded.

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

My response to this should *not* be that Cassidy and Chloe need to start getting some action...

[thatsamilkshake]

Hey, my response is that my succubus is looking pretty damned chaste.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! Old school characters. I'm amused Cam's dot is about as large as Jake's while I thought Cam was my biggest hussy. Now I wonder if Jack Harkness would get anywhere near Chuck.

[thatsamilkshake]

Jack might! He a) got around a lot, and b) lived in a time that was much more into Spin the Bottle.

Cam's probably not completely represented there, for what it's worth, because there's dropped characters he had connections to who don't show up on the chart, because they didn't get listed on the meme by a current character. (Cam's on the chart because he has a connection to Bel, for instance.) So there's a good chance his dot should be larger.

[wheeler-360.livejournal.com]

This is totally awesome. ... I can only imagine how much bigger Ronan's ball would be if I'd gotten around to listing him in the meme.

[nookiepowered]

HO. MAGIC HO.

[didntchewgrass.livejournal.com]

Late to the party, but this is amazing.

Also, I find it hilarious that sometimes the lines pass under other bubbles and make things seem extra wacky. I totally went 'Wait, when did Cally sleep with Logan?'

[nookiepowered]

I had those moments constantly, and had to keep grabbing balls (look, it's there, I'm obliged to use it) and moving them around to make sure I didn't accidentally link up the wrong people.