MEME: Superlatives!

[vanillajello]

This meme has not been done since before I was even in the game, so it seems like high time to do it again! To steal/mangle the directions from always_damp:

There is a tradition in American high schools where you get to vote on who you think has the best smile, or is most likely to be President, or fall in a well and not be found for three days. This is that in meme form. This meme is open to all! Just post your own superlative category in a new thread and/or ping in with who you think should win that award. Be as crazy or serious as you like, but please let's keep it fun!

Comments

Best Smile

[whenshewasnice]

Yeah I'm getting us started with the categories mentioned.

Re: Best Smile

[momslilassassin]

Ender on the three times that his icon gets pulled out

Most Likely to Become President

[whenshewasnice]

Didn't we used to have a canonical answer to this?

Re: Most Likely to Become President

[whenshewasnice]

Peter.

Ignoring the Hegemon thing.

Most Likely to Fall in A Well & Not Be Found for 3 Days

[whenshewasnice]

Heh.

Re: Most Likely to Fall in A Well & Not Be Found for 3 Days

[notconflicted]

Stacey, because that's totally what I'm doing next time I'm going afk for a few days.

Prettiest Eyes

[whenshewasnice]

Window to the soul etc etc.

Re: Prettiest Eyes

[whenshewasnice]

I'mma have to go with Toby for this one.

Most Likely to Become a Supervillain

[life_inshadow]

It's bound to happen sometime.

Re: Most Likely to Become a Supervillain

[notconflicted]

Topher.

Hottest Teacher

[life_inshadow]

For inappropriate thoughts!

Re: Hottest Teacher

[whenshewasnice]

THOR.

Most Bromantic

[whenshewasnice]

Mmmm bromance.

Re: Most Bromantic

[texted3times]

Tony and Warren!

Most in Need of a Hug

[notconflicted]

Could be a fight after the BDE!

Re: Most in Need of a Hug

[dollpocalypse]

LIARA.

...I am not biased. I'm not.

I also have no hug icons.

Most Likely to Accidentally Wreck the World

[notconflicted]

Oops.

Re: Most Likely to Accidentally Wreck the World

[not_tylerdurden]

Hi, Topher!

Hottest Student (Boy)

[notconflicted]

Separating by gender to help you narrow down your choices, yes.

Re: Hottest Student (Boy)

[dollpocalypse]

Totes Peter. From an account that is so, so wrong.

Hottest Student (Girl)

[notconflicted]

Like so.

Re: Hottest Student (Girl)

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Karolina. Mmm Amber Heard.

Most Likely To Have 10 Kids

[dollpocalypse]

The Orson Scott Card award, yes.

Re: Most Likely To Have 10 Kids

[district12baker.livejournal.com]

Peeta! But he's gonna settle for two

Most Likely To Have That UST Turn Into Shippiness

[dollpocalypse]

La.

Most Likely To Dance On A Pole At Least Once

[dollpocalypse]

Yes.

Re: Most Likely To Dance On A Pole At Least Once

[whenshewasnice]

Any of the Skywalkers. It's a gremlin bite thing.

Most Likely to Break the Most Hearts

[furnaceface]

Because Love and Pain were meant go hand-in-hand, right?

Re: Most Likely to Break the Most Hearts

[bitten_notshy]

I think Jono, actually. But he'll have plenty of pain of his own to go with it.

Most Likely To Be Arrested For Swimming in a Fountain While Drunk

[wrongkindofsith]

Bonus Public Nudity Optional

Re: Most Likely To Be Arrested For Swimming in a Fountain While Drunk

[notconflicted]

Ben, Topher, Tony, Billy, Warren and whoever goes with them on the boys' nights out.

Most Likely To Adopt 24 Cats

[dollpocalypse]

TERRIFYING.

Re: Most Likely To Adopt 24 Cats

[notconflicted]

Britta.

Most Likely To Develop Terrible Facial Hair

[dollpocalypse]

Ladies included!

Re: Most Likely To Develop Terrible Facial Hair

[notconflicted]

Ben.

Most Likely To Save The World But Not Be Acknowledged For It

[dollpocalypse]

Boo.

Re: Most Likely To Save The World But Not Be Acknowledged For It

[whenshewasnice]

Samhain. There's bound to be an attempted zombie apocalypse in his world at one point or another.

Most Likely To Eventually Get Really Hot

[dollpocalypse]

Sort of a compliment?

Re: Most Likely To Eventually Get Really Hot

[whenshewasnice]

Duh, Natalie.

Also, Tony.

Most Likely To Have An Inappropriate Experience With Something With Tentacles

[dollpocalypse]

SW peeps, I'm looking at you.

Re: Most Likely To Have An Inappropriate Experience With Something With Tentacles

[brat_inslayage]

Um so there was actually a tentacle thing in this issue today but not that kind of tentacle experience... (Off topic, I know. Your fault for making me think about it.)

Most Likely To Make A Sex Tape

[dollpocalypse]

Re: Most Likely To Make A Sex Tape

[momslilassassin]

Tooooony.

Potential Couple That Most Needs to Do It Already

[notconflicted]

That's a thing.

Re: Potential Couple That Most Needs to Do It Already

[dollpocalypse]

SIATTON.

...That's a terrible namesmush. BUT MY POINT STANDS.

Most Likely to End Up With a Reality Show

[notconflicted]

Fandom weekends don't count.

Re: Most Likely to End Up With a Reality Show

[dollpocalypse]

Loki.

Let's just take a moment to picture that, shall we?

Most Likely To Get Arrested For Punching A President

[whenshewasnice]

Now I want someone to make this happen.

Re: Most Likely To Get Arrested For Punching A President

[momslilassassin]

Ben, but only if hitting Peter would count.