meme: i'd hit that

[ihavediabetes.livejournal.com]

Okay I am FULLY expecting to be bored all day after a week of a ton of work and my partner in crime being on vacation AND the Olympics don't have all my attention now, so, meme. And we haven't done this one since March, so...

I'd Hit That

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

Have at it!

Comments

[ihavediabetes.livejournal.com]

Boys:
1. Ulrik. He's pretty.
2. Anakin Solo. Which hurts my brain.
3. Jeremy. Because it just should happen.
4. Matt. Because they haven't yet.
5. Lex. Repeats are fine.
6. Jace. See above.

Girls:
1. Juliet. She's pretty.
2. Karolina. She's pretty.
3. Hanna. She's pretty.
4. Petra. She's pretty.

Thor should totally be on this list but she is creepy enough about him in class. So he gets an honorable mention. *nods*

[ultron_junior]

Not limiting this to people he actually, y'know, knows:
Girls:
1. Natasha Romanoff. Him and every other guy from his universe. Bonus points for red hair.
2. Cassidy of Dharo. Primarily because of the redhead thing, but she also has a kind of gentle fire I think he'd like.
3. Ace McShane. Girls who blow things up are hot, okay? Ditto English accents.
4. Angelica Jones. Again: Redhead. Also, superhero.
5. Darcy Lewis. Because Kat Dennings is magic.

Boys:
1. Tony Stark. Him and every other sentient being from his universe.
2. Luke Castellan. For the kinda-sorta-a-little-like-Chase factor.
I think that's it.

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

Obviously they should meet. :D

[dollpocalypse]

Boys

1. Billy Kaplan. Duh.
2. Bobby Drake. Because powers.
3. Kaidan Alenko. Something about all that tech talk, rawr.
4. Maybe Victor. Look, they're bros, but the prospect of learning about cyborg sex is irresistible, mkay.

Girls

1. Ace McShane. For the smart-and-blows-things-up factor, yes.
2. Claudia Donovan, for... roughly the same reasons.
3. Liara T'Soni. LOOK SHE IS AN ALIEN.
4. Darcy Lewis. Not that they actually got along when they met, but SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS SCIENCEY, GOD.
5. You know, I think maybe Gabrielle. Not that they've met, but I think they are evenly matched in terms of dorkiness and tendency to babble, and that goes a long way.

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

. . . oh Topher, you do realize that bad bad disastrous things happen to every guy Gabrielle ever gets involved with, right? ;)

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Boys

1. Percy Jackson. Duh.
2. Loki. Because he's like Percy.
3. Thor. Um hot.
4. Derek Hale. Again, hot.
5. Anakin Skywalker. IT'S A DADDY ISSUES THING.

Girls

1. Kate Gregson. Duh again.
2. Natalie Adams. Because she looks like Kate.
3. Kitty Pryde. Luke thinks she's cute.
4. Kate Daniels. Any girl that can use a sword is hot in Luke's book.
5. Marasiah Fel. Lightsabers count as swords.

[throughaphase]

Guys:
1. Clint Barton. This is probably a no-brainer.
2. Jake Doyle. 3MD was kinda fun.
3. Derek Hale. Okay, he was hot.
4. Atton Rand. If she knew his real age and he wasn't a student, he'd probably give off Pete vibes.
5. Luke Castellan. If she knew his real age and he wasn't a student, I just think it's be interesting.

Girls:
1. Bo

...Kitty needs to meet more girls.

[suitably_heroic]

1) Ahahaha Atton as Pete cannot unsee
2) Atton hates himself for deciding student would be the most inconspicuous, he really does. SO MUCH.

[bitten_notshy]

Boys:
1. Eric Northman. If he was ever going to go for a vampire again...
2. Derek Hale. HE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO HIT ON ANOTHER WEREWOLF. Even a creepy one.
3. Ronan Nolan. Just to see if he's improved even more with time.
4. Lex Luthor. Pretending the age difference wasn't creepy.
5. Bruce Wayne. Pretty.

Girls:
1. Kitty Pryde. Pretty. Even if it would make Emma have fits.
2. Natalie Adams, also pretending the age difference isn't creepy.
3. Valentine Wiggin. Still.
4. Effy Stonem. Probably the moment's gone, but it seemed like it would be fun.
5. Karla. Friend sex is a great idea, right?

Addendum: Bo would have been on here, but the combination of her having killed him and her sleeping with his best friend-slash-surrogate-sorta-brother took her off the list.

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

Guys

1. Derek Hale. I picture it being a very laconic affair.
2. Jono Starsmore. With a hard-rock soundtrack to the whole thing, of course.
3. Thor Odinson 'cause he's sorta dorky without meaning to be and April would also probably think he's super hot.
4. Guy Gardner 'cause he's a ginger and he has a sense of humor.
5. This is terrifying but I think maybe Jaime Madrox. He's funny and slightly nuts. April likes funny and I think she could go for the slightly nuts.
6. Atton Rand if he wasn't a student la la la.

Girls

1. Kitty Pryde, by virtue of being 1) her age and 2) badass.
2. Samus, same deal.
3. Bo. What, she's super hot.

[furnaceface]

Really, the hard-rock soundtrack bit is mandatory, isn't it?

[liarallmyown.livejournal.com]

Boys

1. Alec Lightwood.

And only Alec because if it turned out Jace was gay and he went for anyone else I'm pretty sure Alec would throw a world-ending hissy fit.

Girls

1. Natalie Adams. At least he doesn't think she's his real sister, unlike she-who-must-not-be-named.
2. Daenerys Targaryen. Their respective Sue vibes would work well, I think.
3. Stacey McGill. She's cute and easy. Easy to be around not easy in the...okay maybe in that way too.
4. Zoe Winchester. She's hot and Jace can be shallow.

[nottrivial]

And only Alec because if it turned out Jace was gay and he went for anyone else I'm pretty sure Alec would throw a world-ending hissy fit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO TRUE.

[nottrivial]

Just the boys here omg. And Alec has only met a few of them, so.

1. Jace Wayland obvs. HIS LOVE IS EPIC YOU GUYS.
2. Peter Wiggin because he'd give off Jace vibes but with an extra dash of 'capacity to behave responsibly.' Rawr.
3. Billy Kaplan. Dark-haired gay dudes who can do magic are a thing with him.
4. For added Katie: Clint Barton. Archer, yay!
5. ...Alex Aaron 'cause he looks like Jace. Shut up.

And edited because okay fine I thought about it. If he had to choose a girl...

1. Susan Sto Helit. She's smart, she's practical, she'd be a huge relief from all the reckless people in his life.
2. Karolina Dean. She's introspective and issuey just like him and her powers are really pretty.
3. Lucrezia Borgia. Idk, for some reason I can see it.
4. Fawn Farrell. He likes quiet and thoughtful.

[suitably_heroic]

Guys:

1. Well, if Sparkle did turn into a girl, he'd think about it. He wasn't lying about that?
2. That's about it.

Girls:

1. EVERYONE.

Okay, let me try that again...

1. April. Look, she's hot and she's actually kind of friendly to him.
2. Every Natalie character ever apparently Kitty Pryde. She's pretty in a really compact way, so why not?
3. Jaye. Look, she let him look at her boobs.
4. Jo. She saved his life. That totally deserves gratitude or something.
5. Bo, once he meets her. No doubt about it.

And, well, he can tell Sia is going to be really something in a couple of years, but shhhh don't tell, especially since she's tiny and he's not that much of a creep.

[throughaphase]

...In a compact way?

[district12baker.livejournal.com]

Boys

Which is hard because imagining Peeta with a guy might break my brain. But I'll do my best.

1. Toby Logan. Mostly because he's nice.
2. Tony Stark. Again with being nice.
3. Alec Lightwood. Archers are hot.
4. Clint Barton. See above.
5. Finnick Odair. Because everyone is attracted to Finnick. Everyone.

Girls

1. Karolina Dean. She's pretty and nice and was the first person Peeta met here and he tends to cling to that sort of thing.
2. Fawn Singleton Farrell. Though he would find the Hunger Games fanfiction weird.
3. Natalie Adams. She's cold and aloof like Katniss. Peeta finds that cute.
4. Lucrezia Borgia. Because he likes girls that would stomp all over him.
5. Daenerys Targaryen. Look I'm just laughing picturing him in Westeros trying to offer Dany advice that doesn't completely suck but no one would listen to him anyway.

[wrongkindofsith]

Girls:

1. Surreal. Because, yes. Also feelings.
2. Bo. Cara does have eyes.
3. Gabrielle. The meta, it amuses me.
4. Karolina. Look, Cara maaaaaybe has a tiny kink for heroic aliens.
5. Zoe. And one for badass ladies in charge.


Boys:

...idk.

[hasadestiny]

Boys

1. Tony. Sexy brains are sexy. Also, rich kids with issues.
2. Topher. Because that would end well.
3. Thor. Tall, hot, alien superhero? With a mythological bent? Yes, please.
4. Clint. Arms. Also they can bond over being mind-controlled.
5. Peter. Thought they'd probably get distracted midway through by new plans to take over the world.

Girls

1. Liara. She's a smart, hot, alien. Also, blue.
2. Lucrezia. He is aware his roomie is hot, yes.
3. Kenzi. It'd be fun, then she'd steal his wallet probably.
4. Chloe. Mmm, snarky Metropolis woman.
5. Elctroclash. Because apparently he'd not just hot for male teacher.

[harpy-daughter.livejournal.com]

Boys:
No.

Girls:
Cara. Duh.
Bo. Hot.
Natasha Romanoff. Double hot.
Kate Daniels. For rowdy fun.
Zoe. Damn.

[myownface]

Guys:

1. Atton Rand. You know. Pending Sparkle becoming a chick for a few days, and all. He knows how Atton rolls. Sigh.
2. Ender Wiggin. Because... he's just attracted to guys who seem to get him. And because he's a bit of a looker, okay.
3. Ronan Nolan. Appropriateness need not apply with this kid. Sigh, Sparks.
4. Victor Mancha. He's a bit naive, a bit not, and he's a looker, which helps.
5. Toby Logan, maybe. Canadian street kid solidarity.

Girls:

*Crickets*

1. Maybe if Karolina was a dude?
2. Maybe not?

[fates_jaye]

Guys:
1. Jake Doyle. They already have, and they're kinda fun, so.
2. Deadpool. Cuz the gauntlet got thrown.
3. Thor. The man is unspeakably pretty.
4. Anakin Skywalker, and I feel really weird about that but I also think they'd get too distracted to do anything.

Girls:
1. Rory. Because yes.
2. April. Because why not.
3. Angela. Because pretty.

[shagthis.livejournal.com]

... I need to get my adults out more.

[notconflicted]

I did my best with her.

Guys:
1. Atton Rand. They have entire threads just to annoy each other, and she doesn't know about the age thing.
2. Ender Wiggin. That feels weird for a lot of reasons but I think she'd really like his brain.
3. Ulrik. I was going to be like "For great prince/princessy justice!" but I kind of want to see how they'd get along now.

Girls:
That just feels like a long shot.

[endsthegame]

... well now I'm just going to have to come up with a good reason for them to meet.

[life_inshadow]

With the "Kennedy is on the list forever, mmkay?" understood:

Girls:
1. Surreal. Because hot & a little scary.
2. Cara, same reasoning.
3. Karolina. IT WOULD BE SWEET.
4. Bo. Hot, scary, brunette, not too far out of the age range anymore...
5. Kate Daniels. And another from the hot-n-scary tribe.

Boys:
1. ....
2. ....
3. Sparkle
4. Billy
5. Ender

All with the "only to repopulate the earth, and only because they're nice guys and wouldn't be much more into it than me" disclaimer.

[notconflicted]

That is the best reasoning for the boys ever.

[icecoldfrost]

Guys:
Ronan. Just because.
Older!Peter Wiggin, Ender's-version. Because it would make everyone cry, and they'd have manipulative power-fun sexytimez.
Eric Northman. What? He's not her boss anymore!
Clint Barton. Because arms and her telepathy can be fucking hot.
Jono Starsmore. Just because.

Ladies:
Callie. If you're going to get in bed with the devil...
Valentine. Yes, still.
Kitty. For epic hate!sex.
Sookie&Karla for the telepathic threesome of winsauce.

[furnaceface]

Girls:

1. Emma Frost. It would be ridiculously unhealthy, but look, hot.
2. Bo because the boy has eyes.
3. April Ludgate because it would be the worst idea. She's terrible for him. Jono is attracted to that because Jono is an idiot. Plus, hard-rock soundtrack.
4. Liara. Er, if there was any way for it to feel less like robbing the cradle. She's but a weetiny 45-ish years old, after all.
5. Mandatory Raven is mandatory. He still has feelings for her! Just... not terribly healthy ones. Because Jono is not terribly healthy.

Guys:


1. Er... Squall? And wouldn't that be the most awkward shagging ever.
2. Clint. Because if Jono has to pick guys, he'd like to at least pick ones that he won't accidentally break in two.
3. Troy. Because, again, if he has to pick guys, it might as well be one he's comfortable with.
4. Maybe Bobby Drake? If he could ever get over that aversion to the one that was a bit of a shitstick to him back home.
5. Jack Priest. Because... Reasons. Look, he doesn't need to specify why for everyone, does he?

[beautifulsenshi.livejournal.com]

Boys? Girls?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO I AM DREAMING ABOUT MY SPECIAL FIRST KISS NOT ANY OF THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

[firstnameagent.livejournal.com]

Ladies:

1. I'm sorry, but that's classified.
2. Classified.
3. Classified, but this one should be obvious. Starts with a B.
4. Starts with a classified.
5. This one is redacted. I would be killed if I shared it.

Men:

1. Classified.
2. Same.
3. Ditto.
4. I'm sorry, but I really can share any of this.
5. Steve Rogers. I mean, if I have to choose....

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

Best list ever. Best.

[not_a_whiner]

SIGH. Because dollpocalypse insisted...

Boys:

1. Shepard. Not that he realizes this yet.

Girls:

1. Ashley Williams. He realizes this, but she's, you know, dead. As is Shepard, for that matter.

In the Less Plausible Since He's Emotionally Unavailable And Kaidan Is Totally The Kind Of Dude To Wrap Up Sex and Love In An Adorable Blankie Together...

Boys:

1. Ronan Nolan. Hey, he's not blind.
2. Jack Priest. Again, see above.
3. Jaime Lannister because he's pretty and kind of like a more morally-compromised Shepard.
4. Thor. Because um.
5. Dean on accounts of just being a nice dude with good taste in coffee.

Girls:
1. Bo. His love of women who could kill him easily is canon.
2. Emma because see above, though there would probably be a lot of arguing about morality first.
3. Kitty, because she seems enough goodie-two-shoes that they'd get along.
4. Chloe, because she sounds fun and intelligent over the radio.
5. Callie. Because again: girls that could kill him.

[ultron_junior]

Now I really want Kaidan/Jaime to happen. I DO NOT CARE IF JAIME IS CERSEI-SEXUAL, THERE IS PRETTY TO BE HAD.

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Tony, obviously, is on the list and gets the privileged position of not having to be on it by virtue of 'duh.'

Boys
1) Toby. IDK, it'd be cute.
2) Clint, because she always did have a thing for Connor Hawke, so why not cross the DC-Marvel streams again? Even if there is an age problem thing, la la la.
3) Ronan, because eyes. She has them.
4) Alec because see above re: the Connor Hawke thing and also I'm shallow enough to impose my own "Rowr, Nicholas Hoult" on Steph, who I doubt would disagree anyway.
5) Bobby Drake, because I had to have two of Bridgey's characters on the list or something. No, but seriously, it would be dorky and quippy and probably kind of adorable.

[nottrivial]

...Now I want her and Alec to meet.

If only so I can thread with Steph without fake blowing her up la la la.

[nonelikemesince.livejournal.com]

. . . ahahahahahahaha are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how completely clueless Anakin is about these things?

Plus it makes my brain hurt too much.

[ihavediabetes.livejournal.com]

1. Tahiri

FIXED IT FOR YOU.