meme: i never

[notconflicted]

I am in a bad mood and people seem to be making it worse on purpose, so here, have the first meme I stopped at when one person came by my desk for the fourth time this morning! I don't even care that we did this in June, it'll be different every time anyway. Now for the text stolen from not_trivial:

Everyone know the drinking game "I've Never"? It's basically that.

Tag in with a situation starting with the words "I've never," which can be anything from "I've never sang on the stage at Caritas" to "I've never cut off someone's hand in space." Then, other characters will ping off of it indicating whether they've done it or not. If you have done it, the custom in the drinking game is to, well, drink, which you can express with a succinct *drinks* or something a little more creative. So get those boozing icons ready!

And by all means, ping off of other characters to ask for details on the sordid things they're drinking about.

As with any meme, of course, all pings are IC but have no IC consequences.

So get to it! Remember to keep checking back throughout the day to see if any new situations have been added for you to ping to!

Comments

[notconflicted]

I've never crashed a vehicle.

[suitably_heroic]

... *drinks* IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.

[notconflicted]

I've never sung in public.

[wrongkindofsith]

*drinks*

Stupid Umbridge-verse.

[notconflicted]

I've never had a paying job.

[suitably_heroic]

*drinks*

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

I've never had a insane teacher at Fandom High

[wrongkindofsith]

*bottoms up*

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

I've never been bitten by a gremlin

[wrongkindofsith]

*drinks*

[hisownagenda.livejournal.com]

I've never turned into a member of the opposite sex

[wrongkindofsith]

*drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never had alcohol.

[wrongkindofsith]

*will have had significantly more by the end of this*

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

I've never left a Belthazor shaped dent in the park.

[notconflicted]

I've never watched reality TV.

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot, common room TVs. *drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never been arrested.

[wrongkindofsith]

*drinks*

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

I've never (either in my right mind or under outside influence) been in a situation where I might have to kill my best friend or someone I'm close to.

(Shut up maybe I just want to make all my characters drink.)

[wrongkindofsith]

*points at icon*

ALL THE BOOZE!

[notconflicted]

I've never been in the hospital. (Being born doesn't count.)

[hasadestiny]

*drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never had sex.

[wrongkindofsith]

AHAHAHAHA.

*finds Surreal for body shots* *drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never killed a person.

[gladigotburned.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, you don't nearly have enough alcohol for me to do this.

[dollpocalypse]

I've never done something unpleasant for the greater good.

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

*drinks forever*

[notconflicted]

I've never told someone I loved them when I didn't.

[suitably_heroic]

*chugs, again*

I'm painting such a flattering picture of myself.

[notconflicted]

I've never had an AU kid show up.

[wrongkindofsith]

*driiiiiiiiiiiinks*

*keeps drinking*

[dollpocalypse]

I've never kissed anyone.

[secretheritage.livejournal.com]

*drinks*

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

I've never had a doppelganger

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot, Joxer. Thanks a lot, Aphrodite. *drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never been married.

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

STOP REMINDING ME. GODS. *DRINKS*

[notconflicted]

I've never been in love.

[secretheritage.livejournal.com]

*sighs and drinks*

[secretheritage.livejournal.com]

I've never cheated on anyone.

[ultron_junior]

*eyes*

*drinks*

Not something I'm proud of. My girlfriend kind of threw me at this other girl, and the other girl threw herself at me, and ... yeah.

[notconflicted]

I've never been cheated on.

[throughaphase]

*drinks*

[notconflicted]

I've never been dumped.

[wrongkindofsith]

*drinks for certain values of dumped*

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

I've never been turned into an evil version of myself.

[hasadestiny]

*facepalms and drinks*