Meme: Canon Displacement!

[dollpocalypse]

Yes, you saw that right, this meme is neeeew! I thought with all the power-swapping (and canon-revamping, *cough*Star Wars*cough*) it would be interesting to try a meme that deals with being plopped into a different context. So here's how it works:

1. Start a thread with the name of your character.
2. Under that, others can ping in with the name of one of their own characters, and it's then the thread-starter's job to describe where that second character would fit into their own character's canon. So if I were to ping in with April, and Len gave me Atton, it would be my job to come up with how Atton might fit in if he were a character in the Parks and Recreation world. For example, I might say that he could be one of the surly yet bizarrely popular-with-the-ladies members of the Pawnee sewage department, where he uses his Force powers to do the really gross work. Or I might say he works at Food 'n' Stuff, and has always been moderately impressed by one Mr. Ron Swanson's weekly consumption of meat.
3. Read what people have written and be entertained!

Remember, if you ping in, check back later to see if there are any new people you can prompt. Wheee!

Comments

Re: Jack Priest

[bitten_notshy]

Mitchell would resist the courtesan system for a long time; he'd feel strange treating humans as a buffet, even if they were offering, and he'd be convinced that he wouldn't stop drinking before he killed. But eventually -- probably after a near-miss or five -- he'd give in and go to a salon and let himself be seduced by a courtesan. (Which would happen because, let's face it, he looks like Aidan Turner.) A couple months later, he'd wake up and realize that the people he'd been biting weren't going anywhere and he had a court, even if he was one of the weirdo vampires who treated his court more like friends than servants. (He would on his good days, anyhow. On his bad days, his court would tend to find other things to do.) His typical courtesan would be female, young, and somewhere between Marla Singer and Lisbeth Salander in personality type.

One of his more experienced courtesans would get rings made for him over his protests -- claddagh with an emerald heart. He would find the Irishness of it hugely cheesy but would still let his court wear it, because, well, they were his and he might as well let them make that clear.

Also, he wouldn't worry about money. Because almost no one in this canon does. So he'd win the lottery or something as soon as he landed. La.