MEME: I'd Hit That

[whenshewasnice]

I can finally brain again, huzzah, and that calls for a meme. Yes. This was last done in August, and here's how it goes:

I'd Hit That

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

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[whenshewasnice]

BOYS

1. Sam LaCroix. Yes, still. Probably forever.
2. Jace Wayland. Fake incest doesn't count!
3. Peter Wiggin. Even if she thinks he probably wouldn't know what he was doing.
4. Jackson Whittemore. Yeah sure he's one of mine but she's got eyes.
5. Cade. ... I'm starting to see some kind of an arrogance pattern here.

GIRLS

1. Kate Bishop. She's pretty and seems intelligent and Natalie finds that kind of thing attractive. Also it would infuriate Alec.
2. Marasiah Fel. Yeah, pretty and competent.
3. Bay Kennish. For great artsy justice!
4. Natasha Romanoff. Because reasons.

[solarhippie]

GIRLS

1. Liara T'Soni. No one's surprised at this, right?
2. Stacey McGill. Because preeetty. And she kind of reminds me of Julie Power.
3. Petra West. Because preeetty.
4. Olive Penderghast. ... She's been around all the corsets a lot, okay.
5. Juliet Darling. Because it would be ADORABLE.

BOYS

1. Jim Kirk. Well, technically it's already happened.
2. Sparkle. Although they'd both enjoy it about as little.
3. Lol nope.

[robinonadderall]

GIRLS

1. Kitty Pryde. She's a nice lady! Who looks good in leather.
2. Laurie Keller. She would probably find Stiles' awkwardness adorable instead of sad and pathetic.
3. Kate Bishop. Even if macking on Allison's face would take some getting used to.
4. Olive Penderghast. Just because she's cute.
5. Sia Fel. He likes when people are protective over him, okay?
6. Lydia Martin. Not here, but she is the love of his life. According to Stiles.

BOYS

1. Cade. They'd probably watch gay porn and then try to reenact it.
2. Mike Lane. Um, he is gorgeous.
3. Jack Priest. See: Protectiveness.
4. Tony Stark. Smart guy sexy times.
5. Derek Hale. Oh shut up, Stiles isn't blind.

[failsatspirit]

Boys
1. Jackson. Because someone makes terrible life decisions likes them kind of grumpy and jerkish.
2. Derek. Because pretty, also see above re: grumpy and terrible life choices.
3. Cade. They'd have fun and it's far less of a terrible life choice than the first two.
4. Jim Kirk. Ditto.
5. ...Topher. All the flailing!

Girl

1. Kate Bishop. Korra has a type, a kickass lady crimefighter type.
2. Jessica Drew.
3. Stephanie Brown.
4. Karolina Dean
5. Just assume if you're a lady crimefighter you're on the list...like I said, a type.

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

Guys

1. Coulson. Something about that deadpan, man. And the suits. And him being a lot older than her and talking to her anyway.
2. Clint, because hot, funny, nice arms, et cetera. And they both have badass puppies! It's a conversation-starter.
3. Jack. It'd be fun and he's very attractive, so.
4. Derek. Pretty.
5. Thor, because duh.

Girls

1. Natasha, no question, even though they haven't met. She's super badass and April likes that.
2. Electroclash. Come on, it'd be the sassiest ever.
3. Jaina. See above re: badasses.
4. Emma. Badass, hot, and also insanely confident.
5. Kitty. Youngish pretty brunette townies who aren't old enough to bartend, yay!

[newroutines]

LADIES

1. Laurie Keller. Duh.
2. Kitty Pryde. She's like the sanest person he's met here. And she's cute and sweet and that would translate well to bed.
3. Ghanima Atreides. He likes a challenge.
4. Natasha Romanoff. Ditto.
5. April Ludgate. To see if he could make her smile.

GENTLEMEN

1. Clint Barton. Have you seen the arms on that guy?
2. Eric Northman. Oh come on.
3. Kaidan Alenko. Preeetty.
4. Derek Hale. This is... actually kind of like the April bit up above.

[nomoresportscars]

GIRLS

1. Korra. She has that spark that simultaneously irritates and interests him. Kinda like Lydia.
2. Kate Bishop. Yes, part of it is because she looks like Allison. But part of it is not.
3. Emily Thorne. Although I can't shake the feeling that it would be really creepy.
4. Ace McShane. No comment.
5. Hanna Marin. For the popular girl thing.

GUYS

1. Jim Kirk. HATESEX.
2. Cade. Even moar hatesex.
3. Luke Castellan. But it would be competitive.
4. Alec Lightwood. As a result of some bet about whether he's everyone's type or not.

[firstnameagent.livejournal.com]

WOMEN

1. Classified
2. Classified
3. Classified
4. Classified
5. Classified

MEN

1. Classified
2. Classified
3. Classified
4. Classified
5. Classified

As far as I'm concerned, this is funny every time in every meme.

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

I know this is somewhat late, but how could I resist this with my character who more or less strives to be asexual because the whole thing is too confusing?

BOYS:

1. Tony Stark - Look, she's idolized a version of him since Peter was a kid. And here he is, young, cute, and not talking to his brain tumor yet. That's the kind of boy you take home to Fury. Who would die laughing.
2. Cade - He gets credit for actively showing interest in her and persistence. She'd probably get tested immediately afterwards, though....
3. Victor Mancha - Genuinely good guy, cute, seems to be pretty decent in a relationship if Olive is any indication.
4. Jim Kirk - The biggest obstacle would be not eyerolling at his every line leading up to it.
5. Atton Rand - But she'd have a bad feeling about it.

GIRLS:

1. Olive Penderghast - There may be some lingering issues with cute red-haired girls thanks to MJ.
2. Karolina Dean - A superheroine who's actually into girls would have to make this list no matter what, but it doesn't hurt that Peter was raised by former hippies and Karolina's very attractive.
3. Minako Aino - To a certain degree, Jessica still has a thing for peppy blonde cheerleaders like any teenage boy would.
4. Korra - Even though Jess would still be expecting a sneak attack in the middle of it thanks to that one discussion forever ago.
5. Emily Thorne - You know what they say; girls with secret histories and serious motivations attract other girls with secret histories and serious motivations. Or maybe nobody ever says that. Whichever.