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Meme: Sex Roundup!

Yeah, yeah, this is happening today. We did it in July last. In the words of

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane
Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo

LOIS LANE IS THE EXAMPLE THAT WILL NEVER DIE. Anyway. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning. Some people suggested adding additional categories for things that might not fit in the two listed above (faded to black with, married, drained the blood of, etc etc) so feel free to do that!

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Jonothon Starsmore

Kissed: Didi and Raven, obviously. Gayle, who was his ex before Fandom. Paige Guthrie, who kissed him and then he went asplode. Amanda from Weapon X while he was brainwashed. Navaan. And presumably everyone on his SOW list down there, too.
Slept With: Didi! Raven! Amanda from Weapon X! Aylia the asari bartender! Navaan! Dr. Girlfriend! DAVID FREAKING BOWIE IN A DRUNKEN CHAMPAGNE THREESOME. And then the SOW/Happy Daze crowd: April Ludgate, Jean Grey, Beka Cooper, Elena of the Turks, Seifer Almasy, Lucrezia Borgia, Tara Maclay, and Surreal SaDiablo, and I know I'm missing someone here.

Warren Worthington III

Kissed: Karla! Raven (Karla's Virgin Night), Kate Gregson and Emma Frost (kissing booth), and Tony Stark a-la-SOW.
Slept With: Denise Mahoney, Karla, Raven-By-Proxy (Karla's Virgin Night), and Tony (SOW again.)
Was Chewed On By: Topher

Evan Sabahnur

Kissed: Sholeh
Slept With: ... Also Sholeh, but while they were both much older during the 20-year reunion event.

Sparkle

Kissed: Alec!
Slept With: Alec!

Nikolai Bartamian

... Really needs to get out and get laid or something.

Edited 2013-10-07 18:25 (UTC)

Wait, where was the Bowie thing?!

Ahaha! It was handwaved, but agreed on OOCly and referenced later. :)

Aw, man!

Sure, just *talk* about Bowie sex. Don't *share* it or anything. *sulks like Cecil*

Bowie sex is a magical experience that Jono will cherish for always.

Well, he and Sheila both.

LOOK, HE'S NOT INTO MEN, BUT BOWIESEXUAL IS A COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE ORIENTATION.

Warren: And Dinah, well, Tamsin-Dinah, when he was his serial-killer self. *g*

RIGHT! See? I knew I was forgetting someone. *fist-shakes at the sky*

*snicker* Am there, doing that, yup.

Isabelle Lightwood
Kissed: Flick, Cade
Slept with: Flick, Cade
Gave phone number to: Yancy Becket

Jackson Whittemore
Kissed: Lydia Martin (canon), Korra
Slept with: Lydia Martin (canon), Korra

Karolina Dean
Kissed: Topher (canon), Jim Kirk (SOW), Bruce Wayne (SOW)
Slept with: Jim Kirk (SOW), Bruce Wayne (SOW)

Electroclash
Kissed: Guy Gardner, James Bond
Slept with: Guy Gardner, James Bond

Mike Lane
Kissed: Brooke (canon)
Slept with: Brooke (canon), GOD MIKE STEP UP YOUR GAME.

Natalie V. Adams
Kissed: Sam LaCroix, Peter Wiggin, Stiles Stilinski, Jim Kirk
Slept with: Sam LaCroix, Peter Wiggin, Jim Kirk

Kate Gregson (who I'm including despite the lack of changes mostly because it's the longest list I've ever managed omg)
Kissed: Leto Atreides, Jason Stackhouse, Claire Bennet (kissing booth), Mat Cauthon (kissing booth), Bruce Wayne (kissing booth), Noah Puckerman (kissing booth), Warren Worthington (kissing booth), Nobody Owens, Hannibal King (while he was an evil vampire), Nathan Young, Zach (canon), Bo Jones (but only to get her vampire self knocked out), Ramona Flowers
Slept with: Leto Atreides, Nobody Owens, Hannibal King (while he was an evil vampire), Nathan Young, Zach (canon)

Edited 2013-10-07 17:49 (UTC)

You better believe I do a double-take every time I remember that the sketchy vampire's name was Topher.

ME TOO. I almost had to double check it even now because I was like "... that can't be right, can it?"

...also I'm laughing at how I apparently forgot that Alec and Natalie kissed while gremlin-bit. HOW DID I FORGET THAT? I SQUEED OVER IT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

... DAMMIT I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMEONE.

And I only thought about that thread yesterday.

Also you totally edited it into the 'slept with' list, ALEC NO.

Edited 2013-10-07 21:08 (UTC)

I SWEAR ONE DAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO TEACH ME HOW TO READ. I SWEAR. But that day is not today.

Riley Poole

Kissed: NADA
Slept With: NADA

Such a lonely nerd.

Theo Langstrom

Kissed: No one
Slept With: No one

He's happy enough to live with a girl that talks to him normally, honestly.

Topher Brink
Kissed: Billy Kaplan, Tony Stark (SOW, Reality TV Weekend), Nathan Young (SOW)
Made Out With The Wings Of: Warren Worthington III
Bad-Touched The Hardware Of: Victor Mancha
Platonically Slept With In A Puppy Pile: Billy Kaplan, Bobby Drake, Tony Stark, Ben Skywalker
Made Fake Babies With: Peter Wiggin and Petra Arkanian, Billy Kaplan, Tony Stark, Victor Mancha
Slept With: Tony Stark (SOW), Ben Skywalker (SOW), Billy Kaplan

April Ludgate
Kissed: Canon boyfriends Derek and Ben (lol not the Fandom ones), Demetrius Dorian Devdan Jones (Mary Sue Weekend)
Embarrassed herself by hitting on: Christopher Pike (PW)
Slept With: Canon boyfriend Derek, Eric Northman, Jono Starsmore (Happy Daze), Priestly (sex pollen)
...Spanked: Clint Barton, Eric Northman

Alec Lightwood
Kissed: Bel (Umbridgeverse, TO SAVE THE WORLD OKAY), Sparkle, Natalie Adams (gremlin bite)
Slept With: Sparkle

Gertrude Yorkes
Kissed: Chase Stein (canon), Bay Kennish, Jim Kirk
Slept With: Cade (sex pollen), Jim Kirk (sex pollen), Quentin Quire (sex pollen/PW)

Samantha Traynor
Kissed: Emma Frost (fans BDE)
Slept With: Éponine Thénardier (gremlin bite), Emma Frost (fans BDE), Tamsin (sex pollen)

JFC sorry for all the edits. I forgot a lot.

Edited 2013-10-07 21:08 (UTC)

I have never done this meme before... Probably because there's nothing to put down?

Momoko:
Kissed on cheek with emotion: Pretty much any male she cares deeply about, but specifically: Warren Peace, Lion-O, Priestly, Warren Worthington, Jaime Reyes.
Kissed fully: Tim Drake, Priestly, Jaime Reyes, Karla (drunk and angry)
Has seen naked: Dinah, Raven, Karla, Priestly, Warren Worthington, Jaime Reyes
Has been seen naked by: Dinah, Raven, Karla, Priestly, Warren Worthington, Jaime Reyes
Sex: only during the 20 year reunion - Jaime Reyes
AU Kids: Jaime Reyes, Dinah Lance, Priestly

Drac:

HE IS A WIDOWED FATHER WHO STILL WEARS HIS WEDDING RING.

Hannibal:
Nobody. This is probably a good thing.

Cecil:
Kissed: Carlos.
Slept with: NOT Carlos, and he's still grumpy about it!

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