meme: screw, marry, kill!

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It's a quiet week, I don't know about anybody else but I have zero brain, and we haven't done this meme since MAY OF LAST YEAR so guess what we're doing today!

Tag your characters in, and others will give them three characters to choose from (from either the game or their canon or a mix of both) - one to kill, one to marry, and one to do the no-pants dance with. Explaining your reasoning for your choices is EXCELLENT!

Make it terrible, you guys. I believe in you.

Comments

Joker | Mike Ehrmantraut | Squall

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AOIFTW

(It's not like work is the reason I'm sticking them all in one.)

Joker

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Elsa, Celia, Jessica.

Re: Joker

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ACK. Okay so:

Marry: Elsa, because he's got the best connection with her. It'd have to be a passionless marriage, though, until she got that ice thing under control.

Kill: Would have to be Jessica. She's all super-sexy and hypercompetent, but she would break him.

Screw: Celia needs to get laid, she's all kinds of fun, and she's got vague undefined magic powers that could make things interesting and maybe even keep his fragile bones safe.

Joker

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M!Shepard | EDI | F!Shepard

Re: Joker

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Well, see, this? This is an easy one.

Marry: EDI. Of course. I mean, after you plug in the Mechanical Overlord, what else are you going to do with her?

Screw: F!Shepard. So hot. SO hot.

Kill: M!Shepard. Because he shouldn't exist anyway.