meme: screw, marry, kill!

[throughaphase]

It's a quiet week, I don't know about anybody else but I have zero brain, and we haven't done this meme since MAY OF LAST YEAR so guess what we're doing today!

Tag your characters in, and others will give them three characters to choose from (from either the game or their canon or a mix of both) - one to kill, one to marry, and one to do the no-pants dance with. Explaining your reasoning for your choices is EXCELLENT!

Make it terrible, you guys. I believe in you.

Comments

Re: Nikolai

[spin_kick_snap]

OMG, HOW COULD YOU EVEN?

YOU ARE THE SUPER WORST.

JUST FOR THAT--

Max, John Smith, Peasy!

Re: Nikolai

[furnaceface]

OY, WOMAN.

Marry: Who the hell is John Smith?
Screw: Max? Again, who? Probably likes the kinky stuff.
Kill: Killin' the Peasy guy on principle because that's a stupid-ass name.

HELPS IF HE'S MET 'EM YET.

Jump him into the future a couple of years, though:

Marry: Still don't know who the hell John Smith is, but he's not the other two, so we have a winner.
Screw: Max. Because now we all know he's into the kinky stuff.
Kill: Peasy. Peasy Peasy Peasy Die motherfucker die and STAY dead.

Re: Nikolai

[spin_kick_snap]

I still hate you.

Re: Nikolai

[myownface]

You tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...