meme: i'd hit that

[stacyexperiment]

LA is melting into the ground, I have no work, and I'm tired, so let's have a meme. And Shanie picked this one, which we haven't had since September 2013. So!

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

Fill my inbox up with notifications, it'll make me happy.

Comments

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Well in general Jayne would hit just about anyone of age. But...

1. Cheryl/Carol Tunt. It'd be a one night stand until he found out just how crazy she is. Then once he'd realize she's rich as hell, he'd reconsider.
2. Pam Poovey. After a night of heavy drinking which will lead to a morning of regret. Probably on Pam's part and less on Jayne because Pam is just. that. Good.
3. Vic Moretti. Vic would have to be drunk as a skunk to even consider that.
4. Bo. Obviously.
5. Navaan. Yep. Jayne would have no idea what he's getting into.

[trigons_child]

Male:
1. Jono (duh)
2. Hannibal
3. Eric Northman (again)
4. Anakin (putting the "like a father" bit aside)
5. Flick (because SebStan...and, well, he's damaged which is just her type)

Female:
1. Karla (again, duh)
2. Kennedy
3. Allie (why not, a vampire on both sides)
4. Sookie
5. Kitty (because pretty)

[throughaphase]

GUYS:
1. Clint, of course. It's working out well so far.
2. Mike, who is all sorts of pretty.
3. Eric, because he brags so much that you've gotta be a little curious.
4. Priestly. I'm not sure why. Because, basically.
5. Dean, probably with Priestly. I'm sure the thought has probably entered her mind at some point.

GIRLS:
1. Irene. Honestly if she'd been around in Kitty's Claremonty phase when she just got here, she miiight have gone for it.
2. Bo, because pretty.
3. Allie, because pretty.
4. Eponine, because pretty.
5. Zoe, because pretty.

Kathy Li

[spin_kick_snap]

Guys
1. Nikolai. He's totally hot, he's a superhero, he rides a motorcycle, and I dunno. There's just something super-compelling about him. He's like every bad boy impulse rolled into one--and at the same time, he can be really sweet and caring and charming. I'm doomed.

2. Anders. If I wasn't stupidly crushing hard on Nick, I'd be screwing up my courage and asking Anders if he wanted to go out. Or maybe sending him a note that asks "Do you like me, circle yes or no." He's handsome and funny and sweet and absolutely genuine. Also, he's a great kisser and I'm pretty sure that if we dated he'd treat me like gold.

3. Barry. Obviously if he and Elsa weren't super happy together! I'd never even think to tread on their relationship, though! But Barry's pretty much my best friend, I know I can trust him, we'd dork out over movies together and--well, have you seen what he's hiding under his shirt? Wow.

4. Johnny. It wouldn't be a long-term thing, but wow. I'm pretty sure he'd make it fun for as long as it lasted. And he's wonderful to flirt with. He manages to make me feel pretty and sound sincere when he does it!

5. Four. Because I saw him shirtless and I didn't know what to look at more, the muscles or the tattoos.

Bonus #6. Joker. He's sweet and funny and we'd probably have a really great relationship

Bonus #7. Reno. Because apparently I have a thing for older guys, tattoos, and TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES.

Girls
1. Minako. She's sweet and bubbly and utterly beautiful. It would probably start with some kind of DDR marathon and then turn into some kind of hot and athletic...*BLUSHING*

2. Kira. She's so pretty! And I trust her and...I dunno, I think the kitsune thing would be pretty neat.

3. Rapunzel. It feels wrong to say that about Rapunzel, but all that hair. You could do a lot of interesting things with all that hair AND I'M GOING TO STOP TALKING NOW.

4. Alana. Not that we've ever really talked but she is smokin' hot and has wings. That might be the girl-version of tattoos for me?

5. Cara. I saw some of the looks she and Surreal exchanged. I'm pretty sure she'd know exactly what to do to make sure I had a good time. Also: older and a terrible idea.

[notconflicted]

GUYS:
1. Four. Because yes.
2. Atton, because why not keep making things weirder.
3. Face. What, he's pretty.

GIRLS:
1. Isabelle. She seems competent and interesting.

...Sia needs to meet more people.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Girls
1. Elsa. Duh. Though that ain't happening anytime soon.
2. Rapunzel though it would be fucking weird because she's a friend and all that.
3. Kathy. Yep. Friend. Weird.
4. Alana. Dude. She's fucking hot.
5. Raven. She doesn't even have to go blonde or anything really for me. Nope!
6. Eleanor if Joker wasn't around.

Boys
1. Edward. They're on better terms now but the hate-sex would have been awesome.
2. Joker. But with less breaking of bones. Looking at you Eleanor.
3. Johnny Storm. Because he's fucking Johnny Storm.
4. Nathan. Nice guy who probably needs a fucking hug anyway.
5. Sparkle. The amount of swearing alone guys...

Isabelle Lightwood

[seveninchmotto]

GUYS
1. Flick. Duh. In all possible ways.
2. Isaac. Also duh.
3. Edward. He's charming in a fun rogueish way! Plus he got her cake once and is fun to talk to.
4. Four. Warrior-type person with tattoos? Really now.
5. Johnny. Showed up like a semester too late for anything fun to happen. Otherwise it would have definitely happened.

GIRLS
1. Sia.
2. Kira.
3. Kathy.
4. Celia.

No individual explanations for the gals because apparently Isabelle's type is 'brunettes with supernatural powers and/or general badass competence at something'.

[stacyexperiment]

GUYS:
1. Isaac, because he's hot.
2. Travis, because he's hot.
3. Barry, because they play off each other pretty well.
4. Sparkle, if he was into that.

Johnny cannot go on this list.

GIRLS:
1. Alana, because she's hot.
2. Kira, because she's hot.
3. Kathy, because she's hot.
4. Raven, because she's hot even if they don't know each other.

Mara Jade

[giveherahand]

Boys:

Johnny Storm. Again. Shush. He's pretty.
Face. Because I've had a fangirl crush on him pretty much since the first holo, which was terrible.
Travis. He was nice!

Girls:

...Mara needs to meet more girls. Most have either slept with her roommate or are related in some way.

Re: Mara Jade

[throughaphase]

But they're not blood related. Mara's the only Skywalker who can actually say that. :D

[flickofthewrist]

Girls

1. Isabelle Lightwood. Of course.
2. Kathy Li. They'd probably be terrible for each other but she's sweet.
3. Rapunzel. He probably never would because she's so sweet but yes.
4. Éponine Thénardier. They could bond over stealing things.
5. Kira Yukimura. She's cute and adorable.

Guys

1. Isaac Lahey. He's already done it so why not do it again?
2. Loki. He makes bad choices.
3. Ichabod Crane. To break him of some of that seriousness!
4. Derek Hale. Again, bad choices.
5. Hannibal Lecter. VERY BAD CHOICES.

[imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com]

GUYS:
1. Bond. It'd make things really weird at home, though.
2. Anakin. Just to see.
3. Mike. Because pretty.

GIRLS:
1. Vic. It's all for you, Syfy fans.

Again, needs to get out more.

[not_every_mage]

Girls
1. Kathy. Pretty, kind, fun to kiss, thoughtful ... and burdened by an absurd crush on some older fellow with glasses and a motorcycle that I don't know about IC. Dammit.
2. Elsa. Gorgeous, and she makes me want to be a better person. Barry's lucky.
3. Celia. We'd make magic together, and she's also gorgeous. Ichabod's lucky too.
4. Rapunzel, if the roommate factor didn't make it too weird to even start to think about her like that.
5. Navaan, for the adventure of it.

Boys
1. Nathan. Handsome and doesn't know it, and understands me as well.
2. Johnny. I have eyes, you know.
3. Edward. I wasn't wrong about his looks when we had amnesia.
4. Sparkle, simply because it seems like it would be fun.
5. Barry. I'm curious what gadgets he'd bring into it. And he's not bad to look at in the least.

[spin_kick_snap]

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH BETTER EVERYTHING WOULD BE FOR EVERYONE IF KATHY ENDED UP WITH ANDERS.

Seriously, Anders, if it any consolation, you are the million percent better life choice.

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Ladies

1. Oh, Kitty. Irene is so sad she missed your lesbian phase. She might still try to convince you to have one. (Clint is invited to watch or something, it's okay.)

2. Bo. You're all excused to your bunks now.

3. Navaan seems like she likes a little pain with her pleasure.

4. Pam. Irene would have to be drunk or something, but two canonical sex goddesses? I can't not.

5. Zoe. Authority is sexy.

Gentlemen, in the land of hypotheticals and genderswapping....

1. Hatter, though they might get distracted telling each other about how sexy they are.

2. Hannibal. On thousand-thread count designer sheets.

3. Jono, because sticks and stones may break their bones, but whips and chains excite them....

4. Mike. They could share dominatrix-stripper stories after!

5. Clint. Look, arms. She's not immune.

[notasalad.livejournal.com]

Hey! That bunk thing is my line! I have a copy-watchacallit thing.

[fracknotfrak.livejournal.com]

Guys
1. Eliot. How about them apples?
2. Mike. Haven't met him yet. But boy howdy!
3. Hatter. As long as she doesn't have to arrest any inanimate objects first.
4. Clint if Kitty wasn't around. Arms!
5. Jayne. Oh god. Bad decisions while under the influence.

Girls
1. Aeryn. Still laughing at Natalie's SyFy comment.
2. Irene. Haven't met her but c'mon. Have you seen her?
3. Rikku. If that damned Reno wasn't around. C'mon! It's a thief/cop matchup!
4. Kitty. If that damned Clint wasn't around.
5. Navaan. Oh. God. Bad decisions while under the influence

[likes-ducklings.livejournal.com]

Boys

1. Johnny! Because kissing was fun and he seems like he knows what he's doing.

2. Edward. He's so sweet, and he's not bad to look at, and...yeah. Plus adventures and reading could be incorporated! Somehow!

(...Rapunzel does not know a lot about this stuff, it turns out.)

3. Anders, because he's sweet and not bad to look at, also. (BLONDE THREESOME, BOYS? I READ THAT COMMON ROOM THREAD.) But it'd be weird because roommates.

4. Barry but it would be so weird. She'd have to duct tape his mouth shut or something.

5. Flick, who also seems like he maybe knows what he's doing.

Girls!

1. Elsa, because there's already fan art and stuff, I'm sure. Also because she's so pretty.

2. Kathy, because she's pretty and also she clearly has Ideas and someone needs to teach Miss Seventy Feet of Hair about bondage.

3. Raven, because she's so pretty, even and especially when she's blue.

Rapunzel somehow knows like all the boys and three girls. We need to fix this, seriously.

[theheadkid.livejournal.com]

Girls

1. Gwen Stacy. She's pretty and interesting and entertaining.
2. Mara Jade. She's got a great blush.
3. Raven Darkholme. She's a cutie and she's really easy to talk with.
4. Evangeline Green. She was really sweet when they first met.
5. Kira Yukimura. She's just adorable.

Guys

1. Face Loran. Scar buddies!
2. Four. Intense and serious is attractive.
3. Stiles Stilinski. Look, he's adorable.
4. Cade. Hoooot.
5. Mike Lane. Hoooot.

[halfbad.livejournal.com]

Girls

1. Rapunzel. She's always been very sweet and kind to him. He likes that.
2. Eleanor Lamb. She's also been sweet to him and they'd probably relate to each other well.
3. Raven Darkholme. She's pretty and confident and he's also dug that in girls.
4. Karina. She'd be the alpha, though.
5. Felicity Smoak. She's cute and just as awkward as he is sometimes.

Guys

1. Anders. Really like spending time with him and talking with him and pretending that he doesn't notice how Anders looks. Yep.
2. Barry. He doesn't even mind the language.
3. Four. Offered to help him read so yeah, instant goodness from Nathan.
4. Edward. Probably one of his best friends these days.
5. Sparkle. Because yes!

[doesnotkneel]

All right, let's do this instead of joking around more...

Girls
1. Isabelle. She's hot, and he's still incredibly charmed by how forward and sophisticated she is. (Oh, babe.)
2. Rapunzel, who's kind and patient and willing to teach him, even if he isn't sure if he sees her as a little sister or not.
3. Alana. She's female, she's attractive, she seems interesting, he doesn't need much more, really. (At this age.)
4. Celia. She's from a time not unlike his and she's attractive. Again, see: not needing much.
5. Kitty. What, you'd be hot for teacher too with a teacher that looks like that.

Boys handwaving that this is an AU where Edward has figured out this is a Thing that Some People Do outside of weird weekends and wink-wink nudge-nudge say no more:
1. Nathan. He likes the lad - a lot, appreciates him humoring him and he's quite interesting to look at, in his way.
2. Anders. He's a hot blond, Anders is a hot blond, plus they could blame it on that weekend and say no more.
3. Barry. In that 'I'm still not sure if I like you' sort of way.
4. Ichabod. They would pound each other in the most epic of hate fucks.
5. Jayne, but only so Ed could steal all his stuff.

[justwantedfriends]

Boys:
1) Flick - Not that I'd want to mess with him and Isabelle, but he'd probably be fun in bed.
2) Anders - Super nice and super hot together! Best combination!
3) Johnny - Just once, because I have eyes.
4) Derek - Shhh, so wrong, but no one can say he's not hot!

Girls:
1) Kathy - We get along so well that it would totally translate to the bedroom, right?
2) Minako - Again with super nice and super pretty being a great combination.
3) Rapunzel - She has THE BEST HAIR EVER and I could play with it and... yes.
4) Alana - The wings are super intriguing, and also kind of hot.
5) Eleanor - She's got the dark and mysterious thing going for her and I think that's kind of cool? And possibly not great for her, but still.

[suitably_heroic]

This will probably be a depressingly short list at this point...

Girls:
1. Sia, because yes, let's make things even more complicated not just on the interpersonal level but on the 'generally screwing with Atton's weird-ass inadequacy issues' level.
2. Kitty. He's been ogling that for a while, kay?
3. He'd probably be into Bo, if simply because she wouldn't trigger said inadequacy issues.
4. ... Ghanima, even if they haven't met.

Boys:
1. Sparkle. There are days Atton's pretty sure the kid is all he has, and he cares more than he's willing to admit about that.
2. Anakin Skywalker, in that 'we're way too similar, let's do something stupid and then forget we ever did it' kind of way.
3. For a second I wanted to say Cade but AHAHAHAHHAHA no Atton would rather gurgle sewer water, no offense.

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

HEY. TOTALLY OFFENDED HERE.

Éponine Thénardier

[filleauloup]

Meh, two lists. Have one mixed bag of a list.

1) Jack, because he's pretty and he's an actual honest to god friend and look, let's just be glad she's more rational about this than the last law student who was nice to her. (Possibly the "actual friend" part has a lot to do with this.)
2) Mike Lane. She has eyes, hello. Also he is also nice to her and at least it's a standard, what do you want here?
3) Kitty, for much the same reason as Jack.
4) Allie, for the same reasons as Jack and Kitty with an added side of helping to save her life which she's really totally okay with these days.
5) Cosette because reasons. And god, is she appalled at herself for this.
6) Dean, because some things are totally worth revisiting.
7) Roland, because again, nice to her. Also the girl likes music, and would not be above considering that a possible fringe benefit.

Just posting this now so I don't forget about it. I might add more later.

Navaan

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

Guys
...Are you a guy? Are you of age? Are you not on fire?
AWESOME, LET'S BANG.

Girls
...Are you a girl? Are you of age? Are you not on fire?
AWESOME LET'S BANG

Okay, so if you really want names:
1. Bo
2. Irene
3. Ghanima
4. Allie
5. Pam
6. Jack Priest
7. John Constantine
8. Atton
9. Jayne
10. Clint

Re: Navaan

[nookiepowered]

Let's be honest here - "not on fire" is not remotely a Hard No.

[teashopconman.livejournal.com]

Girls:

1. Irene. Though, he'd worry about ruining her childhood what with her sleeping with the Mad Hatter thing.
2. Navaan. He'd dig it.
3. Zoe. Again, he'd dig it.
4. Allie. He likes the assertive ones.
5. Vic Moretti. He'd charm her!

Guys:

1. Hannibal Lecter. They just get along so well!
2. Roland. They're two kind of oddballs so it'd work.
3. Mike Lane. Just because he's pretty.
4. Eliot. It wouldn't last long and Eliot would probably get annoyed but yes!
5. Derek. Derek would not tolerate him long but it'd be pretty.

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Though, he'd worry about ruining her childhood what with her sleeping with the Mad Hatter thing.

ARE YOU KIDDING, THAT IS AN INCENTIVE. "First Kate Middleton, now the ACTUAL MAD HATTER. I'm famous by sexual proxy!"

[glacial_queen]

Ladies
1. Emma. Karla's been crushing on her for YEARS.
2. Sookie. Because then she'd also cook for Karla afterwards. Also telepathic sex? YES PLEASE. (This also applies to Emma and, really, if they want to have a telepathic blonde threeway, Karla is SO NOT OPPOSED).
3. Raven. Because if she wasn't with Warren, she'd be with Raven, lbr.
4. Irene. Oh the things she could teach Karla. The things Karla could teach Irene. PHANTOM HANDS, FTW.
5. Bo. Because Bo should be on all the lists.

Gents
1. Warren. Always and forever.
2. Jack. Because she's always wanted to. Emma's welcome!
3. Hannibal. They have all the chemistry and food would probably be involved.
4. Ben. Look, he was one of her first crushes, okay?
5. Eric. She has eyes and he has experience.

[pasunereveuse.livejournal.com]

Boys
1. Ichabod. Of course. (Not that they have, but you know, if anyone's getting dibs.)
2. Anders. Sweet, funny, magic and in possession of one of the cutest faces?
3. Edward, because he's old-fashioned and much more like the gents she's used to. (Somewhere, Ichabod's head just exploded, though.)
4. Joker. If there wasn't an Eleanor, anyway, because she ships that SO HARD, but you know. Flirting is nice.
5. Barry, because she respects his mind, but she thinks he's weird so there'd probably have to be alcohol involved.

Girls
1. Eleanor. Unf, you can break Celia's bones all day, El, SHE'LL JUST PUT 'EM BACK TOGETHER STRONGER.
2. Elsa. It'd be -- hot, but something something temperature puns.
3. Alana, for free-spirited sexy roommate fun. Maybe it would be precipitated by a pillow fight!
4. Isabelle, for great sexy-powerful-brunette justice.
5. Raven because omg SHAPESHIFTER/ILLUSION FUN. They could turn into totally different people halfway through!