Meme: Screw, marry, kill

[sharp_as_knives]

So! I wanted a meme, and some other folks agreed they could go for this one, which we haven't done since October!

...do I have to explain this one?

Okay, fine: Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

Let the evilness commence!

Comments

Hannibal Lecter

[sharp_as_knives]

Screw, marry, eat?

Re: Hannibal Lecter

[spin_kick_snap]

The Kaeleer Crew!

Karla, Warren, Raven

Re: Hannibal Lecter

[nookiepowered]

This requires some precognition on FH! Hannibal's part, but: Alana, Will, Clarice

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

[voiceoverdue]

Protip: Marry is always ♥Carlos♥. This boy is nothing if not predictable.

Re: Cecil Gershwin Palmer

[spin_kick_snap]

Steve Carlsberg, the Glow Cloud, Kevin

Re: Cecil Gershwin Palmer

[throughaphase]

Kenzi, Sparkle, Foucault.

Look, I'm getting weird early!

Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren

[kenselvren]

...I have nothing witty.

Re: Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren

[spin_kick_snap]

Raven Darkholme, Mara Jade, Sparkle

Hrothbert "Bob" of Bainbridge

[nuclear_snide]

Assuming he could do any of the above.

Re: Hrothbert "Bob" of Bainbridge

[spin_kick_snap]

Zoe, Bo, Tamsin

Atton Rand | Tamsin | Obi-Wan Kenobi | Andrew Skywalker | Edward Kenway | Cassandra Pentaghast

[suitably_heroic]

All in one because my internet connection is an absolute hellbeast today.

Cassandra Pentaghast

[sharp_as_knives]

Anders, Face, Varric?

Tali'Zorah nar Rayya | Cosette Fauchelevent | Éponine Thénardier | Kennedy | Tahiri Veila

[goforthe_optics]

AIODTbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

Tali'Zorah nar Rayya

[sharp_as_knives]

Shepard, Garrus, Liara?

Kathy | Karla | Hardison | Navaan

[spin_kick_snap]

AIODTLarpPrep

Navaan will always go "screw." Sorry.

Hardison

[sharp_as_knives]

Parker, Eliot, Cosima?

Sorry-not-sorry. :D

Kitty Pryde/Gwen Stacy/Claire Temple/Jaina Solo/Sia Fel/Jaye Tyler

[throughaphase]

AIODTW!

Re: Kitty Pryde

[spin_kick_snap]

Irene, Eponine, Allie

Cosima/Anders/Alana/Jack/Didi

[sciclone]

That list got a lot longer all of a sudden! Responses will be delayed b/c I'm getting on a plane.

Jack

[throughaphase]

Allie, Kaidan, Karla.

Pinkie Pie | Raven Darkholme | Lottie Grote | Eliot Spencer | Roland Chapman | Priestly

[locointhecoco]

AIODTWow that list of characters has gotten long.

Pinkie

[throughaphase]

Mike, Derek, Stiles.

Cara | Face | Emma | Bond | Korra

[wrongkindofsith]

All in one!

Emma

[spin_kick_snap]

Regina, Hook, Nealfyre

Ezra | Isabelle | Electroclash | Mike | Natalie | Kate | Jackson

[seveninchmotto]

I need no excuses for my all-in-oneness.

Mike

[throughaphase]

Tamsin, Allie, Kitty.

Celia | Rapunzel | Jesse | Irene

[pasunereveuse.livejournal.com]

Late to the party but gimme!

Irene

[throughaphase]

Clint, Mike, Hatter.

Thorin | Tony Stark | Agent Washington | Derek Hale

[dwarvenswagger]

Allinoneohgodworkno.

Tony

[throughaphase]

Thor, Bruce, Steve.

Johnny / Jessica

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

AIODTW. But you better believe people will be getting late prompts when I get home.

Johnny

[throughaphase]

Peter, Bobby, Jessica.

Barry/Dipper/Vic/Jones

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Bring it. I'm having a crap day and need the laughs.

Re: Dipper

[locointhecoco]

Robbie, Pacifica, and Old man McGucket.

Bucky Barnes

[shapethecentury]

He knows no one.

Re: Bucky Barnes

[throughaphase]

Then let's go canon!

Sam, Natasha, Peggy.

Kaylin Neya

[notamascot]

Oh dear...