I Never

[spin_kick_snap]

So, here's a meme we haven't done since June of 2014 of all absurd things. And since I'm curled up in a chair drinking beer and cussing out rebelseekspizza on Twitter, it just seems strangely apt.

In the immortal words of notmysupervisor, the regular rules are thus:

Everyone know the drinking game "I've Never"? It's basically that.

Tag in with a situation starting with the words "I've never," which can be anything from "I've never sang on the stage at Caritas" to "I've never cut off someone's hand in space." Then, other characters will ping off of it indicating whether they've done it or not. If you have done it, the custom in the drinking game is to, well, drink, which you can express with a succinct *drinks* or something a little more creative. So get those boozing icons ready!

And by all means, ping off of other characters to ask for details on the sordid things they're drinking about. The more detail, the better!

As with any meme, of course, all pings are IC but have no IC consequences.

So get to it! Remember to keep checking back throughout the day to see if any new situations have been added for you to ping to!

Comments

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never sang on the stage at Caritas

[rebelseekspizza]

... Well, not yet.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never cut someone's hand off. Space optional.

[vdistinctive]

In my defense, he had it coming.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never gotten drunk.

[rebelseekspizza]

*boozes SO MUCH*

[throughaphase]

I've never been arrested.

[buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com]

*Drinks*

This is what happens when Grunkle Stan surprises you with "Family Time".

Also known as counterfeiting money.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never played I Never.

[rebelseekspizza]

I might have, but I was too drunk to remember?

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never had sex.

[rebelseekspizza]

... okay let me crack open a new bottle.

[throughaphase]

I've never been in a kissing booth.

[rebelseekspizza]

... Maybe next year.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never had a threesome.

[rebelseekspizza]

Heh. *drinks. three times.*

[throughaphase]

I've never been naked in public.

[rebelseekspizza]

I think I remember the one time?

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never been in a fight.

[buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com]

Thanks again, Gideon.

*Drinks*

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never been gremlin bit.

(Links and details encouraged!)

[vdistinctive]

No one respects a good repression anymore

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never gotten a tattoo.

[rebelseekspizza]

... I can't remember getting it. Does that count?

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never been out of the US (while on Earth).

[vdistinctive]

Hell, for awhile there, I was barely in it.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never left Earth.

[rebelseekspizza]

Yeah, definitely never done that. Seems outta this world.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never killed someone.

[vdistinctive]

*silently starts on a case of beer*

[vdistinctive]

I've never turned into an animal

[spin_kick_snap]

It's a klipspringer. Not an antelope.

[throughaphase]

I've never tried cooking.

[buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you've ever had a can of that brown stuff Grunkle Stan makes, you'd try it too.

[throughaphase]

I've never died.

[rebelseekspizza]

Man, this not drinking thing is getting boring.

[vdistinctive]

I've never been shoved (or sucked) into a locker.

[buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com]

Lottie put you up to this one, didn't she?

*Drinks* (http://buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com/1828.html)

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never been on the wrong side of the law.

[buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com]

When you're related to Grunkle Stan...

*Drinks*

[throughaphase]

I've never dyed my hair. (Happy, autocorrect?)

[rebelseekspizza]

Thinkin' about it.

[vdistinctive]

I've never been hungover.

[rebelseekspizza]

Ha. HA.

*chugs more*

Can't leave the booze hanging.

[vdistinctive]

I've never done illicit drugs

[rebelseekspizza]

There's other kinds? *swigs*

... what, I've never had to use non-illicit drugs.

[spin_kick_snap]

I've never slept with someone due to Fandom weirdness.

[stacyexperiment]

If pollen counts...

[vdistinctive]

I've never turned into an inanimate object

[solo_sword]

Sigh.