meme: sexy roundup time!

[crimson_sister]

I think we haven't done this one since February 2015, so:

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane
Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo

LOIS LANE IS THE EXAMPLE THAT WILL NEVER DIE. Anyway. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning. Some people suggested adding additional categories for things that might not fit in the two listed above (faded to black with, married, drained the blood of, etc etc) so feel free to do that!

Stolen from many people before me.

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Lucille Sharpe

[crimson_sister]

Kissed: Ezra (Before FH: Thomas Sharpe)

Slept with: I'm not sure what she and Ezra actually did and whether it would qualify for this. Lucille has secrets.

Leto Atreides

[future_sandworm]

Kissed: Arthur Pendragon, Alice Liddell, Ronan Nolan, Dinah Lance, Fiona Post, Triela, Kate Gregson, Tony Foster (kissing booth), Karla (kissing booth), Morgana (kissing booth), Sparkle
Slept with: Arthur Pendragon, Alice Liddell, Ronan Nolan, Kate Gregson, Sparkle

Envy Adams

[whenshewasnice]

Kissed: Sam LaCroix, Peter Wiggin, Stiles Stilinski, Jim Kirk, Scott Pilgrim, Todd Ingram
Slept with: Sam LaCroix, Peter Wiggin, Jim Kirk, Scott Pilgrim, Todd Ingram

I'm going to forget someone for every one of my characters. I wouldn't have remembered Stiles if I hadn't copied this from a previous meme.

Ezra Sagishi

[smilestopscars]

HOO BOY.

Kissed: Sparkle, Gwen Stacy, Johnny Storm, Hanna, Alana, Carmilla, Kira Yukimura, Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren, Kathy Li, Anna of Arendelle, Dante, Lucille Sharpe, so many NPCs

Slept with: Sparkle, Gwen Stacy, Ronan Lynch (notably absent from the kissing list), Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren, Kathy Li, Dante, Lucille Sharpe (well something sexual anyway probably?), so many NPCs

I swear I'm forgetting someone on this one.

Re: Ezra Sagishi

[good_for_six]

*coughs not very delicately*

Re: Ezra Sagishi

[smilestopscars]

See?

It's the handwavey ones that always get you. Sigh.

Dante

[rebelseekspizza]

AHAHAHA okay let's see if I remember all of them--

Kissed: Ezra Sagishi, Kathy Li, Anders, Ada Miller, Isabela, Alana, Sparkle, Roscoe Kaan, Hyacinthe, April, Gwen Stacy (I think?)
Slept With: Ezra Sagishi, Kathy Li, Anders, Ada Miller, Isabela, Alana, Sparkle, Roscoe Kaan, Hyacinthe, several of these people in configurations of three because DEAR LORD, DANTE, many NPCs, no doubt someone I'm forgetting.

Re: Dante

[crimson_sister]

This needs a lot of editing? ;) Lucille rolls her eyes.

Re: Dante

[rebelseekspizza]

All my comments take a lot of editing. DON'T EDIT SHAME ME.

But yeah I remembered suddenly that he kissed pretty much all the girls in the kissing booths. Cough.

Re: Dante

[crimson_sister]

SORRY! No shaming intended. I would have been impressed if you had remembered everyone at the first try.

Re: Dante

[fjordicswagger]

Boy gets around and likes it that way, go figure.

Though he says no one who banged Ezra can throw stones about the size of someone's conquest list.

Re: Dante

[crimson_sister]

Lucille says that at least she's discerning. Which I suppose could be questioned, depending on how you look at it. But she has a weakness for pretty and elegant seduction! Add some blood and it would be perfect.

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore:
Kissed: Kinda love that I actually have names here. Hannibal Lecter, Raven, Didi, Navaan, Gayle Edgerton, who was his ex before Fandom. Paige Guthrie, who kissed him and then he went asplode. Amanda from Weapon X while he was brainwashed. And presumably everyone on his SOW list down there, too.
Slept With: Hannibal Lecter, Raven, Didi, Navaan, Amanda from Weapon X! Aylia the Asari bartender! Dr. Girlfriend! DAVID FREAKING BOWIE IN A DRUNKEN CHAMPAGNE THREESOME. And then the SOW/Happy Daze crowd: April Ludgate, Jean Grey, Beka Cooper, Elena of the Turks, Seifer Almasy, Lucrezia Borgia, Tara Maclay, and Surreal SaDiablo, and I'm probably missing someone here.

Sparkle:
Kissed: Alec Lightwood, Ezra Sagishi, Tony Stark, Dante, Leto Atreides, and assorted NPC alien dancers because dammit, people in Atton's reality are pretty and Sparkle makes bad life choices.
Slept With: Alec Lightwood, Ezra Sagishi, Tony Stark, Dante, Leto Atreides, and probably also a few of those NPC aliens. I'm sure I'm missing people here too. Sure of it.

Kanan Jarrus:
Kissed: Various ladies from his own galaxy.
Slept With: Basically all the ladies he kissed. Guy still has yet to meet a woman on the island.

Mabel Pines:
Kissed: Mermando (canon)
Slept With: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO

Peridot:
Kissed: ....
Slept With: Nooooooooope.

[crimson_sister]

DAVID BOWIE??

[furnaceface]

DAVID BOWIE. Venture Bros edition, in a threesome with Dr. Girlfriend. There was champagne involved.

JONO WILL FOREVER CLING TO THAT MOMENT.

[crimson_sister]

That is very understandable. And everything gets better with champagne.

[furnaceface]

I think in this case, the champagne got better with Bowie.

[crimson_sister]

Good point.

Tamsin

[fjordicswagger]

Kissed: Oh lord, so many during the party last year. Irene Adler, Tony Stark, Mike Lane, Bo Dennis, Jessica Drew, James Bond, Samantha Traynor... probably other people.
Slept With: Irene Adler, Tony Stark (handwavily, I think), Mike Lane, Jessica Drew, Samantha Traynor, Bo Dennis

Ender Skywalker

[endsthegame]

Ender is comparatively boring.

Kissed: Quinn Fabray (Soap Opera Weekend), Ben Skywalker
Slept With: Ben Skywalker

I... think that's it?

Ahsoka Tano

[snipsnspecks]

Let's start with the easy one...not dirty.

Kissed: Lux Bonteri. Once. Because he needed to distract Mandalorian terrorists.

Slept with: AHAHAHAHAHA, no.

Face Loran:

[gavegoodface]

Kissed: Mara Jade, Cassandra Pentaghast, Sia Fel (kissing booth)

Slept with: Cassandra

Cara

[wrongkindofsith]

Kissed: Clark Kent, Dahlia (Field of Dreams npc), Bruce Wayne, Surreal SaDiablo, a bunch of people at kissing booths.

Slept with: Clark, Dahlia, Bruce, Surreal

Isabela

[good_for_six]

Oh boy, I'm probably forgetting someone here.

Kissed: Ezra Sagishi, Cosima Niehaus, Bellamy Blake, Dante, Zevran Arainai (PW npc), Alana, Ada Miller, Anders (kissing booth), Cade Skywalker, Kathi Li, loooooooooots of NPCs

Slept with: Ezra, Cosima, Bellamy, Dante, Zevran, Alana, Ada, Cade, loooooooooots of NPCs

Wrote dirty, dirty stories about: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ghanima Atreides, Tahiri Veila, Steve Rogers

Re: Isabela

[future_sandworm]

More people should need the dirty stories category. Leto wouldn't admit that he is a little curious about what Isabela wrote about Ghani.

Re: Isabela

[good_for_six]

It was far more tasteful than the Anakin/Obi-Wan ones (no giant lust spiders for a start). Of course we are working on a scale of tasteful that involves giant lust spiders.

[sharp_as_knives]

All in one because I'm in a lazy mood:

Hannibal Lecter
Kissed: Jono Starsmore, Raven, pretty sure he's kissed Karla on the cheek a few times. I think maybe Roland at Tamsin's party, IIRC?
Slept with: Jono Starsmore, Raven
Married: almost, damn it!

Jalian d'Arsennette y ken Selvren
Kissed: Minako (spin the bottle), Rapunzel (spin the bottle), Kira (spin the bottle), Ezra (sex pollen), Kathy (sex pollen),Four (kissing booth), and Raven Darkholme
Slept with: Ezra (sex pollen, but lbr, she'd totally hit that again!), Raven Darkholme (off-screen)

Hrothbert "Bob" of Bainbridge
Kissed: Raven-the-alumna (while he was in Hannibal's body)
Slept with: Some technically nonexistent lovelies on the wish weekend.